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37 reviews · Provided by Metacritic.com
- 88Chicago Sun-TimesRoger EbertChicago Sun-TimesRoger EbertThe funniest movie character so far this year is a stuffed teddy bear. And the best comedy screenplay so far is Ted, the saga of the bear's friendship with a 35-year-old manchild.
- 80The Hollywood ReporterTodd McCarthyThe Hollywood ReporterTodd McCarthyNot too many films serve up laughs that just keep on rolling with regularity from beginning to end, but Seth MacFarlane's directorial debut does so and without any feeling of strain.
- 80Boxoffice MagazinePete HammondBoxoffice MagazinePete HammondMovies don't get much funnier than Ted.
- 60Time OutDavid FearTime OutDavid FearMacFarlane may need to jettison his adolescent belief that cramming every moment with two winks and a zinger exponentially ups the gutbusting, however, before he can hit his real artistic stride.
- 58Entertainment WeeklyLisa SchwarzbaumEntertainment WeeklyLisa SchwarzbaumAnd yet. And yet, Gawd help me, the always surprising Mark Wahlberg throws himself into his thespian adventure with such radiant wacko energy, so full of Boston beans, that Ted is also kind of, well, impressively nuts.
- 50Arizona RepublicBill GoodykoontzArizona RepublicBill GoodykoontzThe one-note joke plays out longer and better than you might expect, at least for a while. But not forever.
- 40Village VoiceMelissa AndersonVillage VoiceMelissa AndersonIt's dispiriting enough to witness Kunis still waiting for a comic lead role worthy of her. But the usually nimble Wahlberg - who at least has one great moment rattling off "white-trash girls' names" - suffers the most, playing second fiddle to a knee-high Gund knockoff.
- 25Slant MagazineNick SchagerSlant MagazineNick SchagerSeth MacFarlane's comedic modus operandi is to shock with outrageousness and pander with TV and movie citations via one non sequitur after another, a strategy that leads to a few laughs but nothing approaching lasting humor.