Entourage (2015)
Kevin Dillon: Johnny Drama
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Quotes
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Ari Gold : I gave you 100 million dollars. You agreed to not go over!
Vincent Chase : Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed.
Johnny Chase : It's like when a girl asks if you want to bang her hot sister. Of course you say 'no' but neither of you really believes you mean it, though.
Ari Gold : What is he doing here?
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[last lines]
Johnny Chase : Victory!
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Johnny Chase : You might want to put me in Iron Man 3.
Jon Favreau : We did 3. 4 would be next.
Johnny Chase : Iron Man 4! Downey's great don't get me wrong, I love Downey; he's just a little long in the tooth. I think you wanna go younger, man.
Jon Favreau : If I recall, you're 5 years older than him.
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Johnny Chase : Seriously bro, fuck Ari.
E : Yeah, fuck him.
Turtle : Fuck Ari.
Vincent Chase : Thanks guys.
[E receives a text]
E : It's Ari.
Johnny Chase : ...Think he heard us?
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Piers Morgan : So, you came to Hollywood first?
Johnny Chase : I was the trailblazer.
Piers Morgan : And then Vince followed.
Johnny Chase : With Turtle - they lived in my house, rent free for the first year.
Piers Morgan : But as I understand it, you now live in Vince's house?
Johnny Chase : I'm 40 years old and can quite possibly get an Oscar nom this year. Why the f### would I live at my baby brother's house?... I'm just staying there 'til my roof gets re-shingled.
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Turtle : Jesus Christ, this guy snuck into another relationship.
Eric Murphy : It's not a relationship. I'm just having fun.
Johnny Chase : Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're fucking her.
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Ronda Rousey : You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle.
Turtle : So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.
Ronda Rousey : Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.
[bell rings]
Turtle : How much time?
Johnny Chase : 3 seconds!
[Ronda kicks Turtle to the ground]
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Shauna : You are in four scenes, and you expect me to get you a magazine cover?
Johnny Chase : Scarlet Jo wasn't even on screen in Her, and she got a cover.
Shauna : If you had her tits, I could get you a cover.
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Johnny Chase : Look, all I'm saying is, you don't have to fall in love with every girl you fuck.
Eric Murphy : You know, what I'm saying is that, unlike you, I like to have more of a connection than whether or not I have exact change.
Johnny Chase : Please, I haven't paid for pussy in years... At least a year!