- Giselle: If you think that you've found someone that you can stand to be with, and she can stand to be with you even when you're both having really shitty days, and neither of you feel like shaving anything. And he looks at you like you're a Victoria Secret model in an old sweatshirt and jeans... Don't give that one up. Because if you think you're gonna find that with everyone you sleep with, you don't... I oughta know.
- Molly Mahoney: I am not wearing your dead grandmother's engagement ring.
- Josh Shiffman: Molly, if we're trying to convince...
- Molly Mahoney: You are out of your mind.
- Josh Shiffman: Molly. If we're trying to convince your mom and everybody else that we're engaged, an engagement ring is a good place to start.
- Molly Mahoney: Fine. But that did not come from Walmart. I do not really think that your grandmother would appreciate me wearing her stunning VVS1 1.75 carat princess cut diamond engagement ring.
- Josh Shiffman: Wow.
- Max Shiffman: Your sex life is your business. I'm talking about the rest. Do you laugh together? Do you fight a lot about the little things, or is it mostly good?
- Josh Shiffman: You know, I have to say, it's been... mostly good. I mean we fight, but...
- Max Shiffman: Listen, kiddo, if you're married, you're gonna fight. The secret is knowing how to fight. You think it's easy being married? Hard enough living with your own insecurities. Then you throw into the mix a kid or two. And you realize you wanna be with a person who chooses to laugh at the absurdity of it all. You get that feeling with Molly?
- Josh Shiffman: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Max Shiffman: Josh, what I mean is, can you be yourself around Molly?
- Josh Shiffman: I guess if I'm really honest about it... I'm more comfortable around Molly Mahoney than just about... than just about anybody.
- Max Shiffman: [Lowers his voice] That's how you know she's the one!
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