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There are no words to describe how disgusting this show is. The cast has the collective IQ of a shoebox. How this is still on TV is beyond comprehension. I'd call them pigs but I don't want to insult pigs. Sleeping around, abusing alcohol. Is this really what they think is clever?

Obviously this is no breaking bad, sopranos or the wire, no reality show is. They're mostly pieces of sh**, however once in a while one comes that is so ridiculous that it is bloody entertaining. There's no doubt Geordie Shore is a horrible show, but the characters are hilarious (perhaps a lot of the time not on purpose) it is pretty addictive. The puss that comes out of Charlotte's mouth is brilliant, Vicky, Sophi's retarded relationships are entertaining, Holly is not likable however her antics are most definitely watchable, and the boys slightly cocky nature whilst pulling ridiculous women each week always provides some drama (namely Charlotte and Gazs complex yet hilarious relationship). Geordie shore, utter sh** which is great!

I absolutely love this show but since the years have gone on and they have got money it's less real and crazy and more staged and put on not going the right direction at all.

Waste of oxygen! Just awful uneducated desperate people.

When i viewed this page and saw there was no reviews, i thought i would attempt to get the ball rolling on reviews of Geordie shore. I never watched the original series (jersey shore) however i would be prepared to put money on this been a better show.

Old folk will have a seriously low opinion on this show as they think its a bunch of uneducated idiots running around failing in every aspect of life, and funnily enough, the Sudoku fanatics would be correct. However this north - eastern lot have a certain charm to them that will only appeal to some teens and early 20's.

What makes this show so charming? for me its the escape from the usual miseries of life that are visible in soaps and drama's. Or maybe its because its a welcome rest from other reality shows which push the boundaries of terrible tele further. e.g: Made in Chelsea, The only way is Essex. (fans, please don't try and say it deserved that BAFTA)

Another strong point is through all the drama there is visible character building with out the show becoming dull and emotional.

Perhaps some of the issues the house mates create themselves through immaturity is a slight fault, especially when they argue then are suddenly friends again. That's the only flaw i can think of about Geordie Shore.

At the risk of sounding slightly weird, you would have to be in a good mood to sit through this, because its all about other people having a great time.

Oh, and if this doesn't convince you its worth a watch, there's some nudity. That's only for randy teens though.

So, taking everything into account, Its a bit of a roller coaster as there is a lot going on and the show changes direction every once in a while which is very welcome. With plenty of laughs along the way, with a nice little bit of drama in there as well. Because of this, i rate it a healthy 8.3.. if that's not a little bit random.

People who rate this as bad don't know what they are talking about or they take it way to serious! This is amazing entertaining and it's British tv at its finest Amazing characters that will stick with you through thick and thin, <3 Charlotte 4ever Let's get mentally ill.

This is the most horrible piece of trash I've ever seen, The women are whores, the men are generic dirt bags, And this "show" is massively scripted, I heard people my age (15) are massive fans of this show. Modern pop has officially distorted the youth of the UK. This show should be banned from TV, it really is disgusting and degrading to the human race, these guys are the human waste, failed people, who believe they have "Swag" and believe "Yolo" (You only live once) means do crazy stuff, as you will die at some point anyway, you only live once so just go f______ nuts, That is what these dirt bags mean, if you like this show, i suggest you look at yourself in a mirror and think.....Am i really a piece of human waste if i copy these dirt bags?

Yes you are.

This show should be avoided and kids and teenager should Never watch this "reality" show.

I've watched up to series 21 is there any more?, I've loved the series that I've watched it from the beginning again

A very sad reflection on society if this show is considered entertainment! As scripted reality shows go this scrapes every possible dung barrel that exists . Profanity packed intoxicated fuelled sexually explicit and that sums it up should have been placed in room 101 at the bottom of the River Tyne a long time ago. And that is the positive feedback !!

the worst worst program I have ever seen! so shallow and fake it really winds me up. if you like this program you need to sort your life out. the guys are obsessed with fake tan and these stupid v shirts that go to there belly button and actually think it they are cool. Everything is scripted and it feels more fake than jersey shore some of the girl's i would put in a zoo and one of them look's like a man. don't listen to anyone who say's it's good it's really not you could be watching so many good films or season's of other things i really wish i could get back the time i spent watching 2 episodes biggest waste of my life so far

Used u be my favourite show ever and Chloe used to be hilarious but now her and Sam are are so disgusting and annoying this latest episode has topped it I don't think I want to watch it anymore which is so disappointing

I just need to say I love the show, It keeps me awake and in a good way I can relate to the lifestyle and the fun. It is a really interesting show and I do not miss a episode.

I would not mind having a lifestyle like them and as I can relate this is the only show I ever watch and always eager to watch.

What sorta people watch this thing? No wonder MTV doesnt even have commercials

Of course it can be stupid but that's what the show is all about. I love watching all these people let loose & be weirdos & argue. I'm obsessed. You can actually learn something from some of the people on the show by watching their mistakes & also everybody can relate to almost every person in some way.

I'm from the north east myself and this is bloody humiliating, do you's have no shame? Especially the dolmio lady the one filled (Chloe). Vile show.

Do Not Watch This Vulgar and Disgusting Trash!!! How any network could allow this trash to be put onto our Screens for the general publics supposedly entertainment, I just do not know. How were these Vulgar and Obscene People Raised??? Now we learn not only are they 'Millionaires'... for doing absolutely nothing but booze, have multiple sex & sex partners, but they talk the most despicable trashy language ever put onto our tv screens...They're now being called Celebrities and appearing (and winning!) on other reality tv shows. Vicky Pattison Should NEVER BE ON OUR SCREENS...Talking now about how she's the new Vicky??? Please...Once Trash..Always Trash...that is not how a Decent girl is raised or behaves. What happened to Decency, Good Breeding and Class? It surely doesn't exist in Vicky Pattison!!! Why do the public need to know about her stupid exes dumping her and her weight gain due to this? Who cares..We could all become Millionaires too if that's the case. How is she a celebrity? We need to clean up out Tv screens and rid them from the filthy in-human beings they now accept, applaud and vote for & call them reality tv stars. Bring back GREAT TV..!!! Let them all get proper jobs and see how hard it is to really work hard. Each of the cast in Geordie shore are Obnoxious and Grose, they all must have been raised in the Gutter...What kind of parents allow their siblings to do this and praise them for doing so too, WOW..they must all be so desperate for Money..Sack Them All and let that be the END of them For Good..!!! Never to be seen on our tv screens again..! Is this Good tv for our children to watch, look up to or respect...NO....Especially Vicky NASTY Pattison👎 and Charlotte (the screemer) CROSBY👎 THEY ARE SO GROSE...No Respect for themselves at all. In Fact, All The Cast Are GROSE..Especially Those Useless And Pathetic Excuses they call MEN... Please End This Farce..

Geordie Shore used to be one of my favourite television shows. It now provides basically no entertainment these days. The new season specifically, is almost an entirely different show. It sort of looks as if the producers have set up each and every scene, and said "Okay, now everyone sit here and talk about *insert topic*" and then they take them to another room "Now sit here and talk about *insert topic*". So disappointed. Each scene is also cut very short these days, as if they're rushing through everything, with very minimal story line. No depth anymore, whatsoever. My friends and I have been watching from the beginning, but have now all stopped. Would have been a 5 star rating if I was writing this 4 years ago.

This is to be the most idiotic thing on television.

Briandead cast who struggled to put a sentence together.

If this is the state of modern society, please start the cold war again but this time finish the job !!

Script writers are straight out of kindergarten, the actors are just untalented wannabes who struggle to read the scripts.

If this is really a reflection on Newcastle then the rest of the UK need to build a big wall around it to stop them from inflicting this on everyone else.

Anyone who works on this trash, actors (?) , script writers, directors, editors etc should never get work in their fields again.

Utter trash ..