The Hit Girls (2012)
Rebel Wilson: Fat Amy
Photos
Quotes
-
Cynthia Rose : I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy : We all know where this is going. Lesbi-honest.
Cynthia Rose : This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I have had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy : What?
Beca : What?
Cynthia Rose : It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy : Whomp, there it is!
-
Fat Amy : You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.
-
Fat Amy : Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and that's what matters.
-
Fat Amy : Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?
-
Fat Amy : I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!
-
[Their bus starts to sputter and slow]
Aubrey : What the hell?
Fat Amy : It's pretty cool, actually... I think we're just running out of gas.
Aubrey : No, that can't be! You just filled the tank!
Fat Amy : Yeah, I did! And yet, maybe I didn't, because I got hit by flying Mexican food.
[the bus sputters to a stop]
Fat Amy : And we're out.
Aubrey : A-ca-scuse me?
Fat Amy : A-ca-believe it!
-
Fat Amy : Give me the sharp weapon, I wanna put it up his butt!
-
Fat Amy : Crushed it.
-
Fat Amy : [cough] Slut.
-
[Beca returns to her room after being released from jail]
Fat Amy : What up, Shawshank?
Cynthia Rose : Did you get yourself a bitch?
Fat Amy : Did they spray you with a hose?
Lilly : [quietly] I did a turn at County.
-
Jewish Student : Shalom.
Fat Amy : That's not a real word but keep trying. You. Will. Get. There.
-
Fat Amy : A cappella with sock puppets? Genius!
-
Fat Amy : I've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.
-
Fat Amy : The kraken has been unleashed! Feel the fat power!
-
Fat Amy : I'm just gonna pump and dump.
-
Fat Amy : I'm vertical running!
-
Fat Amy : What are you turd burgers talking about? Dressing for comfort?
-
Fat Amy : Fine. I'll give you both my number.
-
Jewish Student : Shalom!
Fat Amy : That's not a real word, but keep trying. You will get there.
Beca : Not a lot of Jewish people where you're from?
Fat Amy : Aaah, no - I did do Fiddler on the Roof though, in high school, it was like me and some Aboriginals, it was really Jewish... it was full on Jew. Hey guys, alright, I'll give you my number.