With time running out and Darkseid now being on their tails, Kite Man, Golden Glider and Noonan's regulars come together to find a way to destroy the Anti-Life Equation once and for all.
While decorating their new shared apartment, Kite Man learns some disturbing truths about Golden Glider's childhood. After accidentally time traveling to the 1980s, Bane falls in love.
When a villain-themed chain restaurant opens across the street, Kite Man and Golden Glider worry it will put Noonan's out of business. After uncovering a relationship checklist on Golden Glider's computer, Kite Man takes a big leap.
Beast Mode, Lex Luthor and Bane square off at the Sexiest Villain Alive Awards. While Golden Glider tries to find a way to turn her boyfriend back into Kite Man, Queen of Fables and Moe Dubelz go on an unconventional double date.
As they prepare for Noonan's grand reopening, Kite Man hires a new employee. much to the chagrin of Golden Glider. Meanwhile, Queen of Fables' new role leads to unexpected opportunity.
Kite Man, Golden Glider and Bane attempt a complicated rescue mission at The Pit. Back at Noonan's, Malice fields unexpected visits from her boyfriend and a Gotham City health inspector.
Kite Man and Golden Glider seek refuge from an old friend as they hide out with the Anti-Life Equation. Back in Gotham, Bane gets roped into babysitting a rather particular child.
Kite Man and Golden Glider attempt to eliminate the Anti-Life Equation. Malice is disturbed by Darkseid's visit on her parents' death anniversary while working at Noonan's. Their goals collide with an unforeseen adversary's interference.
After Lex Luthor threatens to shut down their beloved dive bar Noonan's, supervillain lovebirds Kite Man and Golden Glider concoct a scheme to save it.
In an effort to bond with Rebecca, Golden Glider plans a mother/daughter day, which is crashed by Malice. Officially fed up with being powerless, Kite Man makes a big sacrifice.