Starship Troopers: Invasion (2012)
Jovan Jackson: Mech
Quotes
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Ratzass : [after watching Chow perform a Kata] Hey , newb! Dance class is down the hall.
Chow : No, it's right here. Care to dance?
Ratzass : Heh. This ring, is for fighting.
Chow : Humor me.
Ratzass : What's your name?
Chow : Chow.
Ratzass : Well, Chow, I don't usually dance with guys, but in your case, heh, I'll make an exception.
Mech : Who's your money on?
Chase : Ratzass is bigger. Not much upstairs.
Mech : Whatever, dude. Ratzass gets in one good solid hit and Chow's going down.
Chase : Shit, if he can ever land a punch. Chow's fast, man.
Ice Blonde : [Entering the ring, her torso covered in a towel] Alright, fighters, to your corners.
Ratzass : You back out now, I won't think any less of you.
Ice Blonde : When I ring the bell, come out fighting.
Ratzass : They're gonna miss you when you're gone.
Chase : [as they watch the fight, Ratzass losing badly] Good thing there's not much upstairs. Don't have to worry about brain damage.
Mech : Hey, damage this.
[Flips Chase off]
Ice Blonde : [Lifts her towel, flashing Ratzass] Hey.
Chase : [Watching as Ratzass knocks Chow to the ground before falling over himself] Did you see that?
Chow : [Weakly] Didn't know you had it in you.
Ratzass : [Weakly] Flash of inspiration.
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Chase : Shit! I knew it! I just felt it. We aren't gonna see Terra anytime soon.
Mech : Aw, you're a pessimist.
Chase : Specialist, actually. Well, almost. Five points short on the ESP test. If one more jack had been a diamond, I wouldn't be here with you dumbasses.
Ice Blonde : [Scoffing] You son of a bitch! That's how you always know when I'm in the shower.
[Standing angrily]
Ice Blonde : So can you tell what I'm thinking now?
Mech : Hell, even I know what you're thinking now.
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Ratzass : I thought the good guys and the hot girls always survived in the end.
Ice Blonde : No, not all of them.
Mech : Here's to the dead.
Ratzass , Ice Blonde , Mech : And to the next man to die.
