- [talking scathingly about the discovery, four minutes after take-off, that the cabin pressurisation has failed and his plane must turn back]
- Squadron Leader John Reeve: Monty Python couldn't have done it any better.
- Narrator: Gordon the navigator was having to make do - the RAF didn't have any maps of the South Atlantic.
- Hugh Prior, Aircraft Electronics Officer: Our navigator finished up using maps of the northern hemisphere, turned upside-down.
- Narrator: Gordon changed the Azores into the Falklands.