Super Volcano

I only gave it two stars because despite its badness it is still a little better than I could do with my freemium video editor and a handycam. However, there is no excusing the tired tropes exploited in this story..the divorced parents, precocious kids, Tony-Stark wannabe, and eeeevil govt. Agencies.. It is also hard to judge the acting, which might be above mediocre but who can tell because the dialogue is just...well...bad. As for the science aspect of this picture, I cannot emphasize its badness enough. WAS there a volcanology consultant involved? If not, did any of the writers even crack open a middle school science book? Honestly this movie's only real redeeming quality is its capacity as laugh-fodder. It's a certified turkeyburger.