Me Him Her (2015)

Emily Meade: Gabbi

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Quotes 

• Gabbi : Um, Cory says that you're having some trouble with gayness.

  Brendan : And who's little boy are you?

• Angela Sarafyan : [as herself]  Time to get serious.

  Luke Bracey : [as himself]  G'day, I'm Luke Bracey.

  Emily Meade : [as herself]  I'm Emily Meade.

  Dustin Milligan : [as himself]  I'm Dustin Milligan.

  Angela Sarafyan : I'm...

  [bleeped out] 

  Luke Bracey : Now, I know sword-fighting seems cool when you're older brother or sister does it, but it's not just fun.

  Emily Meade : You can die, or get your tits chopped off.

  Dustin Milligan : Whether it's with rapiers or broadswords or just shanks that you made out of your own hair...

  Luke Bracey : ...sword fighting causes more problems than it solves, always.

  Emily Meade : Always.

  Dustin Milligan : Always.

  Angela Sarafyan : Always.

  Dustin Milligan : So, if you or a friend is challenged to a duel, stop.

  Angela Sarafyan : Think.

  Emily Meade : And contact the palace guards.

  Dustin Milligan : Or a wizard.

  Luke Bracey : In Australia where I'm from, if someone fucks with ya, you just tie 'em to a horse and send that horse off a cliff.

  Emily Meade : But what happens to the horse?

  Luke Bracey : The horse fucking dies.

  Dustin Milligan : Stop before you start.

  Angela Sarafyan : Words.

  Emily Meade : Words.

  Dustin Milligan : Words... not s-s-s-swords.

  [title card: "Words NOT Swords. Sponsored by the Office of National Sword Control Policy Partnership for a Duel-Free America."] 

• Heather : [while dumping Gabbi]  You know that we're not exclusive.

  Gabbi : We're not exclusive?

• Gabbi : Chefs get the hats, cooks get the grease burns.