- Various: [repeated line, used by characters as an excuse to leave a situation] Is that Tasmania?
- Bea: Titanic me.
- Ben: What?
- Bea: Titanic me.
- Ben: No. That is so lame.
- Bea: [as she removes her shoes and prepares to climb onto the bow of the yacht] Exactly. The only people who would do something this lame are the ones who know how lame it is, but are in the first stages of liking each other, so they're totally comfortable in their mutual lameness. Trust me.
- Bea: [seeing Jonathan and her parents arrive on the beach] No fucking way.
- Leo: Honey! Look who's here!
- Bea: I cannot believe they did this.
- Ben: Who is that?
- Bea: That is my ex, Jonathan.
- Jonathan: Hey, Bea!
- Ben: What is he doing here?
- Bea: My Black Hawk helicopter parents have been trying to get us back together for the past four months.
- Ben: They flew him halfway across the world to your sister's wedding? That's some deep-op shit. They came to play.
- Bea: That's my parents. They think I'm throwing my life away.
- Bea: Just figure this out please.
- Ben: Okay. We just suck face in front of everybody. Half of them think they set us up anyway.
- Bea: No, that's too much. We need to do something that's more hidden, so it feels more real and not some fuckboy wedding hookup.
- Ben: You keep calling me a fuckboy like it's an insult. I own that shit.