Complications encountered on Theo's comeback tour force a fixer out of retirement, giving him a chance at a swan's song. Stebe and Deb have the house to themselves and decide to dabble with drug use.
It's time for the annual health inspection of the factory which produces Royal Cracker's most profitable chicken flavored crackers. However, Theodore's hubris has rendered the factory no place for the faint of heart.
When the lead singer of Taint shows up intent on becoming the man of the Hornsby house, Stebe is forced to wrestle with his identity and his unconventional name.
When Deb is nominated for business mom of the year she goes all out to project the appearance of an ideal household. At the same time Matt is lured by the charm of the Dennison family.
Stebe's creation "Captain Cracker" is left on the cutting room floor while Theo undergoes his nuanced and personal preparation to be the Royal Cracker's headliner at this Year's CrackerCon.
