Colin Ford credited as playing...
Joe McAlister
- Joe McAlister: Shouldn't we get your moms?
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: Why? It's not like any of their phony L.A. friends are gonna make the trip.
- Joe McAlister: Yeah, but they never made it to where you were headed. Somebody out there's probably worried.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: [scoffs] Who cares? I'm just excited to meet your folks. I can't wait to tell them you're shacking up with an underage girl and two lesbians.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: I didn't realize that crashing with a farm kid meant that I had to get up at the ass-crack of dawn
- Joe McAlister: Come on, it's about the dome.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: Really? Is it gone? Are we finally free?
- Joe McAlister: You'll see. I've been thinking about our seizures. About what we said.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: "The pink stars are falling". You figured out what that means?
- Joe McAlister: Not yet, but if the dome is really sending out messages, then we're like human receivers. We can catch a few of the transmissions on our own, but when we get too close to each other
- [Holds the two walkies together to demonstrate]
- Joe McAlister: Feedback.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: Joe, why would the dome only talk to us?
- Joe McAlister: I don't know.
- Joe McAlister: Monarch butterflies aren't even in season. They shouldn't be anywhere near Chester's Mill this time of year.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: Maybe the dome sent them. Maybe it's trying to tell us that the dome's just a cocoon, and when it finally goes away, we'll all get to be something new.
- Joe McAlister: You realize most caterpillars are actually eaten before they turn into butterflies?
- [Norrie gives him a look]
- Joe McAlister: Ben, were you at Visitors' Day?
- Ben Drake: Yeah, but pretty much everyone I actually like is stuck in here with us, so I just talked to random strangers.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: About what?
- Ben Drake: China threatened to attack us after the dome showed up?
- Joe McAlister: Seriously?
- Ben Drake: Yeah, this guy said Beijing thought we were testing some kind of illegal superweapon, so the president had to talk 'em off the ledge, tell them we didn't even build it.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: [Sarcastic] Great. Sounds like the grown-ups have it all under control.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: I didn't realize that crashing with a farm kid meant that I had to get up at the a**-crack of dawn
- Joe McAlister: Come on, it's about the dome.