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[opening lines]
Henry Gamble : How big is yours?
Gabe : Soft or hard?
Henry Gamble : Hard.
Gabe : I don't know. Last time I checked it was, like, six inches, but that was in... like, seventh grade, so it probably grew.
Henry Gamble : Oh.
Gabe : It's probably more like seven now, maybe even eight.
Henry Gamble : Do you want to measure it now?
Gabe : I'm not hard.
Henry Gamble : Oh.
Gabe : Are you?
Henry Gamble : No.
Gabe : How big are YOU?
Henry Gamble : Like... six and a half.
Gabe : That's cool. Not bad.
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Christine : I'm gay.
Henry Gamble : Wait. What? Seriously?
Christine : Yeah. How did you not know this?
Henry Gamble : I... I don't know these things.
Christine : Wait, wait, so do you have, like, a problem with it?
Heather : Surely YOU don't.
Henry Gamble : Wait. What does THAT mean?