- Green Arrow: My name is Oliver Queen. I've been stranded on an island with only one goal: survive. Survive... and one day use a proper toilet again. I must fulfill my father's dying wish, to use the list of names he gave me bring down those who are poisoning my city. To do this, I must become someone else. I must become someTHING else. Something green and pointy... and arrow-y.
- Green Arrow: So far, I've learned how to give a bowl of water a good slapping. But my training is by no means complete. Like, what if I'm attacked by a bowl of soup? Not watery soup... that really thick, thick pea soup. Whole different fighting style to water.
- Green Arrow: Anyway, I'm not alone on this island; I've met another survivor, Slade Wilson. He's okay, he just likes to take his top off a little too much and hits me in the face a lot. But he assures me it's for my own good. He's agreed to train me to fight. And to survive.
- Wonder Woman: [after defeating Cheetah] My lasso will force you to tell the truth. Now do you really hate me?
- Cheetah: No, I really wish we were friends.
- Wonder Woman: There, see?
- Cheetah: But I think I look better in my costume then you do in yours. And I don't think Superman likes you as much as you like him.
- Wonder Woman: Okay, that's enough.
- Robin: [after all the Lanterns vanish] Where'd they go? Is Green Lantern... dead?
- Wonder Woman: [rushes up in a rage] That explosion killed him?
- Batman: We don't know he's dead.
- The Joker: That'd be a shame. He's so handsome and sweet.
- Cyborg: I'm really afraid that might happen to us!
- Solomon Grundy: Come on, guys! We'll make it! No problem!
- Lex Luthor: I hope so.
- Robin: [shouting] What the heck is going on?
- Cyborg: Oh, no! Look, Superman is falling!
- Batman: [sighs] Not again.
- Lex Luthor: Oh, no! Poor Superman.
- Robin: Okay, something is definitely wrong with everybody.
- Batman: When they were hit by the lights of the different Lanterns, it amplified the ring's dominate emotion.
- Martian Manhunter: [after Green Lantern saves the Watchtower] What happened to you?
- Green Lantern: Long story. The explosion blew me all the way back to Oa. Where is everybody?
- Martian Manhunter: That is also a long story. We need to locate them.
- Sinestro: [shows up in the middle of space] Show yourselves! Who summons the master of the Yellow Lantern Corps?
- [Star Sapphire shows up]
- Star Sapphire: I know fear is your ring's thing, but love will conquer all.
- Sinestro: Love will not stop the monster that is fear!
- [sends his construct towards Star Sapphire, but she traps it]
- Star Sapphire: I love disappointing you, Sinestro.
- [Atrocitus shows up]
- Atrocitus: Feel my unbound fury!
- [attacks Star Sapphire]
- Star Sapphire: You're always so angry, Atrocitus. Saint Walker, help me!
- Saint Walker: [shows up] Um, my ring's power is the power of hope, but it can only really help a Green Lantern!
- Star Sapphire: Oh, I love Hal! Is he coming?
- [Larfleeze shows up]
- Sinestro: We now have you outmatched. Tell us why you brought us here.
- Larfleeze: For stuff. That's why I'm here.
- [creates a hand construct, but Indigo-1 shows up and creates her own construct]
- Larfleeze: Indigo-1, get this thing off me!
- Indigo-1: I understand and sympathize, Larfleeze. But we did not bring you out here.
- Sinestro: Wait a minute. If none of us are responsible for bringing us out here, then who is?
- Brainiac: [suddenly appears] That would be me.
- Green Lantern: [planning to fix the Earth] If we had a full size crystal and the power of the other Lanterns, we could restore the Earth.
- Superman: I can use the crystals in my Fortress of Solitude to try to create a duplicate.
- Batman: We still need the power of the other rings. Any idea where the other Lanterns are?
- Green Lantern: The explosion sent me back to Oa, the source planet of my power. I'm guessing they were thrown back to the source planets of their power rings too.
- Batman: Blue, Indigo, and Violet shouldn't be any trouble.
- Robin: How are you gonna get villains like Sinestro, Atrocitus, and Larfleeze to help?
- Green Lantern: Maybe we don't need to ask. If we could get a hold of their power batteries, the energy contained within should be enough.
- Batman: [Batman, Robin, and Wonder Woman have disguised themselves as Joker, Luthor, and Cheetah respectively] Green Lantern, we'll take you as our prisoner, trading you to your enemies. Once we're close enough, we'll create a distraction so you can grab the power battery.
- Solomon Grundy: Grundy come to help!
- Robin: He's pretty strong.
- Solomon Grundy: And smart also.
- Wonder Woman: [annoyed] We're bringing him?
- Star Sapphire: [after sending away the Power Battery guardian] Gentleman, my apologies. Love can quite a wild emotion to tame.
- Martian Manhunter: Greetings, Star Sapphire. I bring word from Hal Jordan. We need your help in reverting the damage done by Brainiac to the planet Earth.
- Star Sapphire: Anything for Hal. Lead the way.
- Atrocitus: [talking to the disguised heroes] I'm going to need something more than just Green Lantern.
- [leans close to Wonder Woman, who's disguised as Cheetah]
- Atrocitus: We should go out to dinner.
- Wonder Woman: I'd rather starve!
- Superman: Welcome to my Fortress of Solitude!
- Cheetah: [locked up with the other villains] Not a lot of solitude these days.
- Martian Manhunter: We were able to get the help we needed, Man of Steel.
- Cyborg: It was terrifying!
- The Joker: [to Star Sapphire] Ooh, love that outfit!
- Star Sapphire: I love yours.
- Lex Luthor: I hope you can help us out of this.
- Saint Walker: I hope so too.
- Cheetah: Oh, no! There's two of all of them!
- Batman: [after Superman saves them] You sure took your time.
- Superman: Sorry. The waiter took a while to bring the check. I'll get Robin onto the jet. See if you can find a way in.
- Wonder Woman: We're gonna need a bigger jet.
- Lex Luthor: [after Superman flies out to stop the shrink-ray] If Superman fails, we're going to need a Plan B.
- Robin: You've always gotta put Superman down.
- Lex Luthor: I'm offering to help, bird-boy. I don't want to end up president of a marble.
- Batman: Luthor's right, Robin. We need to rescue Green Lantern and shut down that beam.
- Lex Luthor: [after crash-landing in Gotham City] I hope Superman is alright. I'm so worried about him.
- The Joker: I'm sure he's fine. That lovely Batman will save him.
- Robin: Never thought I'd say this, but I liked you guys better before.
- Indigo-1: [after the power battery is restored] You truly have compassionate hearts to have restored our battery, Justice League.
- Cyborg: It wasn't for entirely selfless reasons. We are in need of your energies on Earth.
- Indigo-1: You have quelled the violence in our hearts and filled it once more with compassion. I willingly offer you my assistance.
- Batman: [after restoring Earth] Flash, check on Brainiac.
- [Flash runs back to Gotham, where he sees that Brainiac has escaped his cage]
- The Flash: Uh-oh.
- [runs back to the Fortress]
- The Flash: Uh, Batman?
- Batman: Brainiac escaped?
- The Flash: Yeah, how'd you know?
- [Brainiac shows up in his ship]
- Wonder Woman: We have to destroy his ship!
- Brainiac: Before you attack me, you may want to know that I took two cities on my way here. Gotham and Metropolis.
- Green Lantern: [arriving through a portal] I've made this trip like four times today. Flash, what's going on?
- The Flash: Superman's gone bad.
- Green Lantern: Wow, just like Batman predicated.
- Brainiac: [controlling the giant-sized Superman] Now, destroy the one called Batman first.
- [Superman bends down and picks Batman up]
- Batman: Superman, wait. We don't fight each other. We're a team. Today I thought Robin would be hurt. It scared me to think about that. It was the first time I let myself be scared in a while. And it scared me because he's my friend. And you are too.
- [Superman apparently crushes him. The others look on in horror, but it turns out he was released from mind control at the last minute]
- Superman: [to Batman] Sorry. Really sorry, everybody.
- Brainiac: This is not fortuitous.
- [starts to fly away]
- Batman: [to Superman] Forget the apologies. Get Brainiac.
- [Superman flies after Brainiac and grabs his ship. He starts shaking it and Brainiac falls out as well as the bottled cities]
- Superman: That seems like everything.
- Batman: Unless you want to stay that size, we also need the shrink-ray.
- Superman: Oh, right.
- [shakes the ship again and the shrink-ray falls into Batman's hands. Superman then kicks the ship into space before Batman shrinks him back to normal size]
- Watchtower: Please leave all capes to be washed in the laundry room. Dry cleaning services are available to gold tier heroes only.
- Watchtower: Want to avoid telling your origin to everyone story over and over again? Ask for a handy name badge from the Watchtower reception desk today.
- Watchtower: To avoid repetition, please re-frame from using all superhero catch-phrases until at a appropriate moment.
- Watchtower: Safety notice: all fire exits on the Watchtower leads to space. So please be aware before using them.
- Watchtower: Sidekicks are reminded not to attend the superhero party next week. Orange drinks instead will be available at the observation desk.