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I mean what can go wrong with a title like that? I'm not even sure how legal something like that is, I suppose it is not really, which would make sense. Having said that, this is a movie and it is aimed at a certain target audience. So before we go any further, yes there is nudity, yes there is car washing in Bikinis - hence the title.

There is also a weird love story - which almost elevates the movie to a different level. And I say almost because due to acting constraints (let's call them that), you may not be fully engaged in any of that. Another reviewer even suggested to "fast forward" during the boring parts. Now I don't have to read further to know what is meant. I've seem worse, but there are also way better comedies out there with similar subject matters

There's nothing much in the movie. The acting is really bad. It made me cringe most of the time. But there are some hot girls in Bikini. So watch if you wanna see that.

This was poorly written, and the acting was just below b-movie standards.

The soundtrack was ok, but whoever edited this needs to go back to school, because the soundtrack is annoyingly always playing even while people are talking and it seems like it's in the foreground instead of the background.

Two reviewer accounts created on the same day as their only review posted. Don't be fooled by the high rating on this stinker. Anyone with half a brain couldn't watch this without cringing. It's a complete mess and a disaster of a movie. Ot's not worth the time to write this review, other than to off-set the fake reviews posted by crew members or people directly associated with the movie. A closer look at the profiles of those that give the highly rated reviews clearly shows that the profiles were created to review this movie (likely created around the time of the completion of filming but months before the film's distribution). When reviewers have only been in existence for less than a year prior to the movie release and give it 9 or 10 stars, with that movie being the only movie they review, the numbers are inflated to reflect those higher numbers.

I felt cheated by this movie because not all the women in the movie appear topless. It runs for 90 minutes, pretending there is a plot, when there isn't as made obvious by the title of the movie itself. A review of 4.9 at the time of watching this film made me believe there would be some laughs at least. But there was not even one. Even the gratuitous display of boobs couldn't make up for what an utter waste of time and money this movie was for me. I wouldn't recommend this movie even if I was its producer and distributor. How do I write more to make this review long enough to fit 10 lines? Gosh, I think I am putting more thought into this review than the scriptwriters did.

I watched this movie with a friend who said it would be worth the watch because it had a respectable star rating( I can't remember what it was at the time) and several stellar reviews. At the time of me writing this, my first review, the star rating has dropped to 3.2 and popularity has dropped 372%. So it is quite clear that this movie is headed down into the 2's, which I consider generous, or maybe even the 1's.

I don't know if this dog is the worst movie I have ever seen, but I can't recall any that are as bad. I won't bother going into all the details of what made this a bad movie. That would take far too long. Instead I will focus on the redeeming qualities....... There that didn't take too much time at all.

After the wasted time I endured watching this dud I felt it necessary to check out these reviews my buddy talked about. To my surprise one of the reviews giving it a 10 was written by the writer himself. Surprise because he admits to it. But he also admits that he believes that to his knowledge all the other reviewers that gave it high marks were legitimate accounts. So I looked at these legitimate reviews and found that every one was a newly created account and every one had only reviewed one movie. Any guesses which one? This prompted me to make an account and add my two cents.

I've a soft spot for the sort of films this tries to ape, puerile teen movies with questionable scripts and pop rock soundtracks (American Pie, Road Trip etc). This is by far the worst I've ever seen.

Direction that makes George Lucas look Kubrickian.

The writing is so poor, thatat one point in the 90 minute soft focus soft porn boob shot, a character actually utters something to the effect of 'nudity is fine, in context'. I'm adlibbing a little because i've scrubbed this from my mind already. My first review on IMDb, and already i'm hoping for better.

A script so devoid of anything interesting - that not even the breasts can make the movie interesting.

What's worse than a script with no story or potential for story is that the girls are doing severe damage to the cars.

Most of the cars are priced at over $150 000 and the paint jobs will easily cost $10 000 to repaint.

Aside of being close to useless, the girls are using the same sponges which were being used on the tires and then using that same sponge on the paint and glass.

They also do not wash under shade - so that means the sunlight and dry air is making the soap beads dry up on the car and bake into the paint.

The reason that happens is because they have not used enough water with the soap and did not rinse off the soap when immediately washed.

So for a flimsy few dollars, they are doing thousands of dollars of damage to the cars and they don't even realize it.

The customers who bring in their overpriced automobiles should be well aware of this as well. If I owned any one of those expensive cars, I would not even think about bringing my car to that car wash...

There are also subplots that don't really have a need to exist - because they go nowhere and offer nothing. The entire script should not exist - but for what little bit of story there is...and it is a very little but of story, the additional side stories do not build the main one in any respect.

I also found the casting to be very poorly done. There is no equality and the girls are smply hired because of looks and not skill. If they were hired because of skill, they would then be able to do interior and engine shampoos, body chip repainting, undercoating and rust proofing, waxing and cut polishes and minor repairs - which would make the car wash MUCH MORE lucrative than just a piss poor carwash.

The management team doesn't have any promotional tie-ins with nearby retailers - to bring return customers and cross promotion.

Any good manager would realize that the opportunity would triple the income based simply from that.

So the manager is not very good at his job either and deserves to fail his schooling so that he can learn a hard lesson in business.

With all the tourism that Las Vegas offers, there should be plenty of promotional opportunity.

Delivering flyers on the Strip is not beneficial at all - especially when the entire ccrew spends their time doing the same block.

There should be some staff at the carwash to deal with customers who may want to bring their cars by, instead with the entire crew working the same block and then just throwing the advertising in the air, it shows very poor management skills.

The crew would be better put to use by putting those same flyers on the windows of cars or by going house to house andd slipping them in mailboxes.

The father who is mad that the tenants are enjoying their residence has no reason to be upset. As valid tenants, they have every right and reason to spend their time in their lodging as they see fit - and he has nothing to sayin regard to any of it as long as nothing is destroyed, no crimes are commited and everybody is safe. The father has no reason to make any comments as he did.

Overall, this movie - aside of a lousy plot showcases how poor at business operations andmanagement the main character truly is.

He can be charged numerous times on a variety of criminal and civil charges as well as being publicly denounced for his sexist operation - and yet he is totally oblivious to that.

To anybody who thinks that running a Bikini Car Wash is a profitable venture...it really isn't. This is a very bad arun business on so many levels - and this movie is an ideal lesson in what NOT to do in business.

The writer obviously never got laid as a teen so he is improvising in his wet dream to make it cum true ... seriously, a hundred dollar tip for a car wash is outlandish even for hollywood ..10 bucks would be way over the limit for services rendered ...what a dog

This movie is about meeting chicks through a car wash. It's a business movie at its heart, but about the women mainly. The women are hot. End of story.

I don't know. It is what it is.

2 stars

Overall funny, some weak parts but pretty solid. The main guy and his friend were the best actors of the bunch. The mob guys were fun, too. The curly-haired girl (Amanda?) was probably the hottest of the girls - and she stood out as the most solid actress. The girl that played Tori was fun.

I totally belly-laughed at some of the lines. The music was good for the most part, some of the music was meh. The girls were certainly into their roles when they were washing the cars. The nerdy dude was over-doing it at first, but was better later on, so I ended up liking him by the end.

Not perfect, but mindless fun.

All American Bikini Car Wash is pretty much what you would expect to see: Girls in bikinis and lots of outstanding cars. the plot is straight forward: college kid doing badly makes a deal with a prof to pass a course. All this so Dad doesn't find out and he gets kicked out of school. Some pretty funny scenes in the selection of the car wash "attendents". Some good one-liners along the way. A young cast of potential up-and- comers. In general, an easy going fun flick to watch. I liked the cars. Obviously they reached out to some classic car owners in the area to provide vehicles. For an evening of light, humorous entertainment, get a six pack, kick back, and have some fun.

Is it going to win any Oscars? No, but it's not trying to. If you watch this movie you are watching it to see good-looking women in Bikinis, nudity, some R-Rated sex scenes, and a little humor. It delivers on all these fronts. It doesn't really matter that it's angling to ape other teen sex comedies. It doesn't matter that the plot is a framework for the T & A.

The two male leads do a decent job and the production values are higher than I'd expect for a low budget flick, and the women are all hot (some are previous Playboy models). Don't be too analytical, just sit back and enjoy the bewbs.

I liked this movie. Some parts are boring but if you keep your finger on fast forward you can just watch the girls. Some of the dialog is kind of cute but I wouldn't want to watch the whole thing straight through.

This movie takes me back to my childhood. I loved super ridiculous t&a comedies like Screwballs. Sorry in advance to my feminist friends. It also has a more modern edge though with some seriously lovely women and great cast. I'm not always in the mood for a heavy art film or drama. Sometimes it's good to just kick back and watch something like this and just laugh and laugh. The acting is pretty good. The lead, Jack is probably the most believable. The story is silly but entertaining throughout. All scenes with the Vex character is pretty legit. The dynamic of the cast is fun. Lots of fresh faced talent. Has a bit of an American Pie vibe. Highly recommended.

This is a funny and fun movie for both men and women. From the title, it looks a bit sexist, and it is full of girls wearing bikinis, but truly, none of them seem to mind, and there is not an atmosphere of exploitation. Well, there's a wink at how bad it is running a bikini car wash, but it's balanced out by the love interest, Brittany (Ashley Park), who is taking a feminist film class and questions it all throughout the movie. If you are all about girls washing cars in bikinis, you will get your fill of that and some sexy sex scenes too- there are tasteful and funny sex scenes, but it also has a plot, setting, and great music. The characters are original and funny, esp Vex (Jason Lockhart) the side kick to mild mannered and lovable lead character Jack (Jack Cullison). The scenario of a house full of partying college students desperate to hook up, and also desperate to make a buck is a recurring theme in American sex comedies, and yet, it doesn't get old for college aged students who seem to love to see it- All American Bikini Car Wash feels more like a hip TV series than a film- you can imagine it in several episodes. Viewers who enjoy movies like American Pie, and Something About Mary, will like this movie. I liked the fact that the girls get theirs too- they are on the make and after some fun as much as the boys. There are plenty of happy endings in this movie. If you don't take it too seriously, you might just have some fun.

I work long and hard every day, when I got home yesterday and grabbed my clicker and turned on my direct TV I came across this gem. This was 90 minutes of pure innocent fun, yes it has naked ladies but it is not exploitive, the girls are beautiful, the cars are amazing and Las Vegas never looked more fun. it reminded me of risky business or night shift or something like that. I recommend this film to any one looking to unwind. We all deserve a good laugh. Wonderful fun escapist flick. It has a simple story with likable characters, they are well drawn and the whole thing moves along at a brisk pace. It's about a young guy flunking out of business class, to save himself he gets a challenge to turn a profit with an old car wash and what draws in cars faster than some young toned bods rubbing up against your car. I remember when there was one near my house, man I miss that. Watch this movie!

I had a blast with this movie. When I saw the trailer, I thought it looked sexy and fun, but the movie has so much more. Fun set-up - Jack is in a bind, failing his class, and his professor offers him to run his car wash and show a profit. Easy, right? Thanks to his friends, they quickly turn it into a bikini car wash. Jack is reluctant but goes with it. They hire a few more girls. Jack starts to get paranoid though since some of the girls are taking things a bit too far. Won't ruin the rest for you, but it's a fun ride, better than I thought it would be.

The cast has an easy chemistry and really helps bring the fun story to life. The writing is edgy and sharp, with great direction, too! Oh, and did I mention the cars? They have some pretty sweet rides on this movie. And the girls? Stunning. I give it two thumbs up :)

Yeah, I'm giving it a 10. Why? Because it is exactly what it tries to be - a fun time - nothing too serious, with actors that are all having a blast. And yeah, I wrote it, so I'm biased ;) but still - they could have made a pretty lame movie and they did the opposite - the actors were all terrific, cool cars and great tunes! Good work! Also, regarding Mr. Birdstrike's review - As far as I know, those reviews are legit. I know a bunch of friends who loved it (not sure if any of the reviewers are the ones who posted honestly) - but maybe it's not your cup of tea, which is cool. But there are plenty of folks out there who will love it! Also, I saw that your two reviews are both bashing movies, and saying the exact same thing - that the makers used fake reviews. Don't be a hater!

Holy esta po picho. I can't believe I missed this back in 2015. Now don't get me wrong. This is a really really bad and stupid movie. BUT. BUT. Finally a Director and an excellent Caster found some really hot chicks. Hollywood has just been putting out garbage flicks with ugly women for years and years. Or there might be a couple decent chicks or just one hot chick. Every girl in this movie was good looking and had above average bodies. Even the girls who were meant to be the goofy women were hot as hell. I haven't see babes like this since the 60's 70's and 80's chick flicks. God Bless the Director and Casting team. You are a Saint.