- Adam Sandler: [Bob grabs a bedpan with a patients urine in it] Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no!
- Bob Barker: [he pours it over Adam's head] You're truly number one in my book.
- Adam Sandler: How many fucking Asparagus did you eat today?
- Bob Barker: If I knew all I had to do was toss your salad to get a part in your movies, I would have done it. But Rob Schneider never sent me the memo.
- Adam Sandler: Ooh. I understand that Price Is Right is on right now. I *love* the new host. He's funny and not crotchety.
- Bob Barker: You know what *I* like about him. He's been working over 25 years and never once had to do the "Whoopedy-doo, waka-waka loo" like a pathetic idiot.
- Adam Sandler: [Adam knocks Bob Barker out] Couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Bobby.
- Adam Sandler: [at a Memorial to both Adam Sandler and Bob Barker, the audience cheers loudly for Adam] Oh. Bob. Guess they love the Sandman just a little more than you. Thanks for playing.
- Bob Barker: You don't get it. They're cheering for you because you're dead,.
- Adam Sandler: Ha ha ha ha
- [Knocks Bob Barker out with his harp]
- Nurse: [the nurse is coming in with Ebola-tainted blood samples] Is everything all right, Mr. Barker?
- Adam Sandler: It is now, honey.
- [shoves Bob Barker into a wall, then grabs a blood sample]
- Adam Sandler: It's all over now, Bob.
- Bob Barker: Oh, please. I'm already 91 years old.
- [drinks the blood sample and spits it into Adam's face]
- Adam Sandler: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
- Bob Barker: I can't wait to see the look on David Spade's face when he finds out there's gonna be no Grown Ups 3.
- Adam Sandler: Damn you, Bob!
- [they both die]
- [Adam is on the floor]
- Bob Barker: You know, you're right. This soup *is* too hot.
- [pours the soup onto Adam]
- Adam Sandler: AAAAHHHH!