- [last lines]
- Optimus Prime: Old friend, you kept this planet safe. Because of you we have a future, B-127.
- Bumblebee: My name is Bumblebee.
- Memo: [gleefully] You kissed me!
- Charlie Watson: On the *cheek*.
- Memo: Still counts.
- [pause]
- Memo: Still counts.
- Agent Burns: [to Charlie and Bumblebee] Don't run. Do *not* run.
- [Bumblebee runs off, carrying Charlie]
- Agent Burns: She ran.
- Bumblebee: Please this is a mistake.
- Agent Burns: [to his team] Stay cool, hold your fire.
- Bumblebee: I don't want to hurt anyone.
- [sees a jet flying toward them]
- Agent Burns: [turns around and sees the jet] Who called in the Air Force?
- Bumblebee: That's not the Air Force.
- [Burns looks back at him]
- Bumblebee: Run.
- [Bumblebee ejects the Smiths tape from his player]
- Charlie Watson: Not a Smiths fan? Okay, here. Try this.
- [she inserts a new tape in his player]
- Rick Astley: [on tape] Never gonna give you up...
- [Bumblebee spits out the tape in disgust, nearly hitting Charlie in the face]
- Charlie Watson: [Bumble transforms into a 1977 Camaro] No way. Are you kidding me? You kidding me? Are you telling me you could've been a Camaro this whole time? Oh, my God.
- Optimus Prime: Where's B-127?
- Bumblebee: [B-127 arrives after defeating some Decepticons] Sorry I'm late, hit a little traffic.
- [turns around]
- Bumblebee: Uh, Optimus?
- Soundwave: [Soundwave jumps down and more Decepticons arrive] Decepticons, attack!
- Optimus Prime: Autobots, fall back! Get to the tower!
- Shockwave: Destroy the launch pad, let none escape.
- Charlie Watson: Leave him alone! You don't understand. Fight back, Bee! Bee!
- Agent Burns: Kid, stop! It's a machine!
- Charlie Watson: He's more human than you'll ever be!
- Dropkick: Prime is coming here?
- Shatter: They're all coming here. This is our chance to wipe out the Autobot resistance for good.
- Dropkick: We'll burn the whole planet to cinders.
- Shatter: We must get word to Cybertron immediately. Tell them to bring an army. And thanks to our human allies, I know just how to get the message home.
- Charlie Watson: [Setting out to find Bumblebee, who had been captured by Sector 7] Now, I have to go.
- Sally: [having found out and blaming her for the house havoc] Are you kidding me? No. You're not going anywhere.
- Charlie Watson: It's about my car. It's really important.
- Sally: About your car? That you spend all day and night shut in that garage, doing God-knows-what with?
- Charlie Watson: Mom, I can't. I really can't right now.
- Sally: Oh, no, you really can, Charlie. You really can. I have had it! Your attitude, your always sulking around. You brought home that piece of crap without even asking me! Everyone in this family is trying to be happy, and all you want to do is make things harder.
- Charlie Watson: [fed up with her mother, both for prejudice towards Bumblebee, and for criticizing her] You know, Mom, just because you've moved on and you're happy with your new life doesn't mean I have! You've found a replacement for my dad and I haven't, okay, and I never will! So I'm sorry if that makes things harder, but in ten months from now you won't even have to deal with me!
- [she leaves to search for her Transformer friend]
- Shatter: Thank you for your hospitality, friend Powell. He's all yours.
- [Dropkick blasts Powell into a pile of goo]