- Farquharson: You should get that toilet door fixed, Macroon.
- Peggy Macroon: Well, I don't know what it's like on the mainland, but here on the island it's very rare for somebody to steal a load of shite.
- Doctor McLaren: I wouldn't chance giving you a kick if you were a fortnight dead, in case you weren't.
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