Miranda (Alexandra August) prepares herself for a party, fixing her hair, doing her nails and makeup, and stemming her crimson tide with a tampon. When boyfriend Sean (J.J. Dunlap) arrives, Miranda is talked into a bout of rumpy pumpy and so nips to the lav to remove her jam rag, but finds that the tampon has a mind of its own and refuses to budge. When Sean attempts to help, the obstinate clunge-plug pulls him into Miranda's snatch.
Directed by Jeanne Jo, Tampoon is an amusing comedy horror short that manages to tell its bizarre tale without becoming TOO crude (things are shot in such a way as to avoid anything of a graphic nature). It doesn't pretend to have a deep meaning or social commentary. It is what it is: 7 minutes of fun about a woman with a malicious crotch swab. Enjoy!
