- FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Diane, you haven't changed your hair and I've seen that beautiful dress before, but I must say you look sensational today. No, I'm not trying to buy time. It's Thursday and you have changed something in this room and this time you've done very well... very well but I'm going to tell you exactly what it is... in a moment... you have changed... GOT IT! Diane, you've moved that clock twelve inches to the left! Ah yes, another triumph for the dashing Agent Cooper. And now, Diane, you must clean the coffee cups, get fresh-ground coffee from Sally, and make a damn great pot of coffee.
- Sam Stanley: Agent Desmond never did explain to me what the blue rose meant.
- FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Neither will I.
- Annie Blackburn: My name is Annie. I've been with Laura and Dale. The good Dale is in the Lodge and he can't leave. Write it in your diary.
- Bobby Briggs: I killed a guy for baby laxative.
- Laura Palmer: What is the world coming to when you kill a guy for baby laxative?
- Bellhop: Oh, Mr. Jeffries! Oh, the shit, it come out of my ass. Santa Maria, where did you go? Ayúdame! Ayúdame!