Wish Dragon

Long: Din!

[looks around in confusion]

Long: Whats happening?

Pipa God: Welcome Longzhu.

Long: What's going on? Where am I?

Pipa God: Congratulations! Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete.

Long: Complete? But I haven't finished, I haven't finished my tenth master!

Pipa God: You have put the needs of another before yourself, and shown us that you understand the meaning of life. You are now free to enter the spirit world

[Spirite world doors open and trumpets sound and confetti sticks to Long]

Long: Is that... a parade?

[Smiles]

Pipa God: In your honor.

Long: No no no! I can't! I have to go back!

Pipa God: Back?

Long: Turn me back into a Wish Dragon, I have one more wish to grant!

Pipa God: Th-that's ridiculous, the laws of heaven forbid it.

Long: You're ridiculous! You're an old man in a skirt!

Pipa God: This isn't a skirt!

Long: Send me back!

Pipa God: [Pipa God plays his instrument and the doors to the spirit world close and the parade disappears behind them] You dare reject the will of the Gods?

Long: Fine, if you won't send me back, I'll do it myself!

[Starts digging into the clouds]

Pipa God: Stop that!

Long: [Continues to dig into the clouds] Stupid clouds! Ah!

Pipa God: Stop! Stop that this instant!

Long: Ah! My friend needs me!

Pipa God: Fine! We will permit you to return, but only under one condition.