British Couples

I've seen so many Kilergram features by now they have nearly become a blur- so rigid in format and so limited in terms of the talent pool. House director DiSanto (William Disley) has developed such a familiar visual style, endlessly relying on low-angle shots to distort the sexual protagonists and their body parts, that "British Couples" plays like deja vu on steroids.

Big Breasts are the keynote of the five segments, with talented femmes earning their keep doing what comes naturally. I probably enjoyed Lou Lou the best, because she appears here (in footage that sat on the shelf for 4 years before release) with her old tits, not overly enlarged as starlets are wont to do if left to their own devices.

The set-ups for the vignettes are pointless and the stupidity of the entire production is summed up in its idiotic tag line: "These couples are out to cum and will get it done no matter how long it takes!".