- Genie: [Aladdin bungles his courtship of Jasmine] In 10,000 years, I've never been that embarrassed.
- Genie: You have got to be more confident about what you have to offer.
- Aladdin: What do I have to offer? Knowledge about how to steal food, how to jump over buildings?
- Genie: Stop, stop, stop! I made you look like a prince on the outside, but I didn't change anything on the inside. Prince Ali got you to the door, but Aladdin has to open it.
- Cave of Wonders: [from teaser trailer] Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. The diamond in the rough.
- Aladdin: Hey, can you make me a prince?
- Genie: There's a lot of gray area in "make me a prince". I can just... make you a prince.
- [creates a prince out of thin air]
- Aladdin: Oh, no!
- Genie: Right. You'd be snuggled up with that dude for the rest of your life.
- Prince: Y'all seen my palace?
- Genie: Be specific with your words. The deal is in the details.
- Genie: O Great One who summons me, Terrible One who commands me, I stand by my oath, loyalty to wishes three!
- [Aladdin can only muster a faint terrified squeal]
- Jafar: You see, I was once like you, a common thief, only I thought bigger. Steal an apple and you're a thief, steal a kingdom and you're a statesman. Only weak men stop there. You're either the most powerful man in the world or you're nothing.
- Genie: [from official trailer; to Aladdin] You really don't know who I am? Genie, wishes, lamp, none of that ringing a bell?
- Genie: Hey, do you mind if I could just stretch it out over here? Do you mind?
- Aladdin: Uh... are you asking me?
- Genie: [stretching] You're my master.
- Aladdin: I'm your master?
- Genie: [doing a yoga stretch] Downward dog.
- Aladdin: No. No, no. You look like you should be my master.
- Genie: Right, but that's not quite how it works, though.
- Aladdin: How long have you been trapped in here?
- Genie: 'Bout a thousand years.
- Aladdin: A thousand years?
- Genie: [imitating him] "A thousand years." Kid, is it me or does, like, everything surprise you?
- Aladdin: Abu, no!
- Cave of Wonders: You have touched the forbidden treasure! Now, you will never again see the light of day!
- Cave of Wonders: Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. The diamond in the rough.
- Jafar: Remember, take nothing but the lamp.
- Jafar: [about the prisoners sent by one of the guards] You seem to bring me the rough, but not the diamond.
- Genie: So, you got the girl. I mean, trust me, I had my doubts after your whole jam debacle. But, you pulled yourself back together a little bit.
- Aladdin: I did, didn't I? I think I finally got the hang of being a prince.
- Aladdin: Oh, well, that's not exactly what I meant...
- Aladdin: But you were right. People see what they want to see. Aladdin is gone. I'm Prince Ali now.
- Genie: Wow. Got it all figured now, huh, kid?
- Aladdin: And you know, I was thinking about my last wish, and I just... I can't do this without you. I know I told you I'd use it to set you free, but you heard the Sultan. I can't let everything that we've worked for fall apart.
- Genie: [hurt] So, you just never tell her the truth? You're gonna keep living the lie?
- Aladdin: It's not a lie. People can change.
- Genie: Heh, oh they can change, all right.
- Aladdin: And that's a bad thing? Everything's better now. No one got hurt. You'd rather me be back on the streets stealing to survive? I... thought you'd be happy me. But all you cared about was that I use my last wish to set you free.
- Genie: Wow. Kid, I don't care nothin' about that wish! This is about you, what's happening to you! You'd rather lie to someone you love than give all this up!
- Aladdin: You don't get it, Genie! People like me don't get anything, except by pretending!
- Genie: I think, maybe, YOU don't get it. The more you gain by pretending, the less you're actually gonna have. In ten thousand years, I have never once, ever called a master a friend. I broke the rules for you. I saved your life... and for what? You are breaking my heart here, kid. You're breaking my heart.
- [goes back inside his lamp]
- Jafar: Genie, for my final wish: I wish to become the most powerful being in the universe. More powerful than you!
- Genie: A lot of grey area in that wish. But... Most powerful being in the universe, coming right up!
- [Genie turns Jafar into a genie]
- Jafar: [laughs] The most powerful in the universe, at last! Second to NO ONE! And I thought I had power before! First, I'll lay waste to those fools in Shirabad!
- [prepares a fireball... then gets shackles on his arms. Genie smiles]
- Jafar: What have you done to me?
- Aladdin: I haven't done anything to you, Jafar.
- Jafar: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
- Aladdin: This was your wish, not mine! A genie might have phenomenal cosmic powers...
- Genie: But an itty-bitty living space. You see, a genie without a master, goes back in their lamp.
- [Jafar's lamp appears]
- Jafar: NO! Not the lamp!
- [starts to get sucked in]
- Jafar: No, no! I will not forget you, boy! Mark my words, I will not forget what you have done to me!
- Iago: Goodbye, Jafar!
- [flies off]
- Jafar: PARROT, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
- [grabs Iago, the two get sucked into the lamp]
- Aladdin: She just walked out.
- Genie: Maybe I went a tad far with the backflip... but that dance may be the best thing you ever do in your life.
- Aladdin: I was pretty good. But nothing seems to impress her.
- Genie: Yeah, it's crazy. Not gems or jams or jewels. I mean, if I can't impress her, I wonder who can.
- Aladdin: What's that supposed to mean?
- Genie: I'm just sayin', try being yourself.
- Aladdin: But she has to marry a prince. If I just had a few more minutes with her, I know I could...
- [getting an idea]
- Aladdin: You need to get me over there.
- Genie: Is that an official wish?
- Aladdin: No. It's a favor. For a friend.
- Genie: Oh, yeah, see, genies don't really have friends.
- Aladdin: I thought you said you never had a friend like me.
- Genie: No, I said *you* never had a friend like *me*!
- Jasmine: [to Hakeem] You were just a boy when your father came to work the grounds. But you have risen up to become our most trusted soldier. As a man, I know you to be both loyal and just. But now, you have to choose. Duty isn't always honour. Our greatest challenge isn't speaking up against our enemies, but defying those whose approval we seek the most. Jafar is not worthy of your admiration, nor your sacrifice.
- Genie: Oh, great one who summons me, terrible one who commands me, I stand by my oath, loyalty to wishes three.
- [Aladdin whimpers quietly]
- Genie: I said "Oh, great..."
- [looking around and spotting Aladdin]
- Genie: Excuse me, boy, where's your boss?
- [Aladdin doesn't know what to say]
- Genie: Help me out here. Where's your boss? If I was gonna talk to myself, I could've just stayed in the lamp.
- Jafar: The Cave of Wonders. When you enter, you will see more riches than you'll ever dreamed of gold, diamonds and the lamp. Bring it to me, and I will make you rich and free. But take no other treasure, no matter how sorely you are tempted.
- Jafar: Do you know what I had to do to get the power that I have? The sacrifices that I've made? The bodies that I've buried? The five years spent in a Sherabad jail? People need to understand that they will pay for underestimating me. Second is not enough! And it will never be enough! That's why I need the lamp, and why I no longer need you!
- Genie: Where's your boss?
- Aladdin: Uh, my boss?
- Genie: Look, kid, I've been doing this a long time, all right? There's always a guy, you know... he's cheated somebody or buried somebody, or... I mean, you get my point. Where's that guy?
- Aladdin: I know that guy. He's outside.
- Genie: [looking around with a conjured telescope] So, it's just you and me down here? And a monkey? That's your personal business, but we gonna need to talk about that monkey later.
- Aladdin: What would you wish for?
- Genie: Mmm. No one's ever asked me that before. It's an easy one, though. I'd wish to be free.
- [tapping his metal wristbands]
- Genie: To not have to say "Poof! Can I help you? Poof! What would you like? Poof! Welcome to the lamp. May I take your order, please?" Freedom. I wish to be... to be human.
- Aladdin: Why don't you just set yourself free?
- Genie: [laughing] Carpet! Did you hear what this boy said? Why don't I set myself free?
- [he snickers, and Carpet pantomimes doubling over with laughter]
- Genie: Only way a genie gets to be free is if the owner of the lamp uses one of his wishes to set him free, and the last time that happened was, like, the fourth of Never-ary.
- [Jafar rubs the lamp at an Agrabah street corner]
- Genie: [bumps his head] Ow, man! Why'd you rub the lamp under an... archway?
- [sees it's not Aladdin]
- Aladdin: You can't find what you're looking for in that lamp, Jafar. I tried and failed, and so will you.
- Jafar: You think so? But I am Sultan! I am the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen! I will create an empire that history cannot ignore. I can destroy cities. I can destroy kingdoms. And I can destroy YOU.
- Aladdin: True. But who made you a sultan? Who made you a sorcerer? There will always be some thing, some man, some being more powerful than you. Genie gave you your power, and he can take it away.
- Genie: What are you doing?
- Jafar: He serves me!
- Aladdin: For now! But you'll never have more power than the genie. You said it yourself, you're either the most powerful in the room, or you're nothing. You will always be... second.
- Iago: [cackles] Second! Second!
- Jafar: Second? Only second? HE SERVES ME!... I will make sure no one will ever say these words again!