Mandingo's MILFS

There was a time when Big Dick Fred aka Mandingo was all the rage in porn, and that time was the turn of this century. But the shoddy label ArchAngel and its untalented director "MimeFreak" waited until only recently to try and cash in on his name.

Alas, the mainly big-bust femmes of "Mandingo's MILFS" and the great man himself do not rise to the occasion. What results is two hours of poorly shot boredom, generic sex with top-heavy talent riding his still-massive cock.

But big black cocks are literally a dime a dozen nowadays, on display in many a best-selling DVD release by any number of distributors, e.g., the slick outfit blacked.com. So methinks the expense of hiring name talent for this exercise was a blunder.

Sarah Vandella, the normal-sized actress of the bunch, is uninhibited as usual, providing anal sex and ATM action for the fans. But this is boring, boring generic sex, with a very bored male performer who should have retired long ago. And I suspect if Viagra and Cialis had not been invented by Big Pharma, he would have been forced out with a limp dick and saved us from this steady decline.