- Kyle: His name's Elmer Greuba.
- Sonja: Greuba?
- Kyle: Yeah. Uh, they call him 'Greuba the Tuba.' Because he got caught... um... 'playing his tuba' in the women's changeroom.
- Sonja: You mean jacking off?
- Kyle: Uh, yeah.
- Sonja: Huh. But couldn't you just say he was 'playing his trombone?'
- Kyle: Yeah, but that wouldn't rhyme.