Flight 666

I chose this movie for the purview of my viewing pleasure after jumping into the middle and watching about 1 minute. Dear sweet baby christ did I choose wrong. At some point or another during the course of this film, I became convinced that I had died a terrible death, gone to hell, and my eternal punishment for my great many unearthly sins was to watch this film, which in and of itself felt like an eternity.

To say this film is a travesty against all mankind is an understatement, the equivalent of which is like saying you wouldn't enjoy an entire eggplant being forcibly shoved into your rectum. That is to say that you would, in fact, enjoy the experience about as much as I enjoyed this movie.

0/10 would rather stab myself in the nipples with syringes full of Frank's Red Hot than watch this trash again.