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Quotes
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Hobie Brown : I don't believe in teams.
Miles Morales : Aren't you in a band?
Hobie Brown : I don't believe in consistency.
Miles Morales : Oh this guy's killing me.
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Hobie Brown : Taking a crap in the establishment, I salute you.
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Miles Morales : [about a building being consumed by one of the Spot's holes] What is that?
Hobie Brown : A metaphor for capitalism.
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Hobie Brown : Alright my name's Hobie, Hobie Brown. I was bitten by a- wouldn't you like to know, get what I mean? And for the last three years I've been the one and only- wait, wait, waitwaitwait wait wait. You think I'm gonna show my secret identity? Come out of it. That is when I'm not playing shows, antagonising facists, staging unpermitted political action/performing art pieces. OR, having a laugh at the pub with the mandem. I'm not a role model, I was briefly a runway model. I hate the AM, I hate the PM, I hate labels, I'm not a hero, because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat.
Miles Morales : Wait, I thought you hated labels.
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Miles Morales : How many missions have you been on together?
Gwen Stacy : Oh not that many.
Hobie Brown : A couple dozen.
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Miles Morales : You're not a joke! Right, gang?
Gwen Stacy : Absolutely.
Spider-Man India : Completely unamusing!
Hobie Brown : I don't believe in comedy! Just kidding!
Miles Morales : See? No-one here thinks you're a joke!
Spot : You won't after this.
[Spot cuts the web with a portal and goes into the super-collider, waving goodbye to Miles and the gang]
Spider-Man India : Well, that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!
Miles Morales : No, no, no, no!
Hobie Brown : No, no, no, no, no, no!
Gwen Stacy : No, Pavitr, no!
[the super-collider blows up, and The Spot is now a lot more powerful than before]
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Jessica Drew : Hobie, you're not helping!
Hobie Brown : Good