Stuart is late for a much-needed DJing job, having lost the device with his playlists on. During his search, he stumbles upon an angry daughter and a dead body.
Stu's extended family take a ferry trip to scatter the ashes of a loved one at sea. Whilst looking for his diarrhoea medication in his car, Stuart discovers a stowaway, some class-A drugs and pornography prohibited by maritime law.
Stuart has plans to enjoy a day off work while April and the baby are visiting her parents but the fallout from Charlie's Ponzi schemes wreck those plans.
A reporter arrives to write a feature on Stuart's ex-wife Kate, who is an MP, but Kate's plan to show off a happy family is ruined by everyone around her.
Stuart and the family rush to the hospital to be by the bedside of Stuart's dad Willie. Needle-phobic Stu is asked to have a blood test, and a drunk Ted tries to make things better with his wife Kate.
