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The Beekeeper (2024)
More Adam Clays to fix this bs
How many Adam Clays would fix the current bs in this world?
The general idea of the movie is interesting. How deep corruption is everywhere. This is why I rated it 9.
Things look a little easy to Jason Statham, but, well, he is a beekeeper!
Maybe I am just another conspiracy theorist, but I really believe this movie is more real than one could think. In fact, it wonders me how it got produced, considering all the Hunter Biden notebook thing.
(And this abusive 600 hundreds characters iss annoying. And this abusive 600 hundreds characters iss annoying. And this abusive 600 hundreds characters iss annoying.)
Marjorie Prime (2017)
Talking about themselves, even dead
So let's see! This movie is a good piece: overall I like the actors, I like the photography and everything, but... There's a huge problem here.
It's depressing when people talk about themselves all the time, or worse: when they talk about other people like if it was a hobby.
Now people on this movie do not stop talking about themselves even when they are dead! I mean, they get back as a hologram só they can resume talking and talking and talking about themselves and their lives. For me, this is depressing.
But I still enjoyed the movie. Maybe when I get old I'll be fully interested in myself. Who knows?!
Midnight Mass (2021)
Man, what was that?!
Last episode got me thinking for a while. So powerful!
Was this show offensive for some religion? Not sure. But doesn't matter. One of the best shows I have watched recently.
I think the main message here was: do not try to interfere in the course of life - Monsenhor Pruitt tried it, with bad results. So, be advised.
I also got extremely well impressed by all the writing. Clever dialogs all the time, never the nonsense talking of common shows.
And what to say about that charming fishing village? Like everything else in this show, amazing.
Acting was perfect too.
I don't know if I could re-watch this show. Maybe one time is enough. But it totally worth it.
The Terminal List: Extinction (2022)
GMail
Wow! Now I get why they use GMail all over this show.
I was asking myself why the hell they are so cautious about privacy, but still use GMail?!
Now it's absolutely clear.
Ozark: Ellie (2022)
911?
Ao you sit on the grass and watch your video enemy die. You called 911, but... who cares?! You ignore your phone and just watch! (Wendy is amazing!)
And what about the voting machines? Any relation to reality is just a coincidence. Or not.
One of the best episodes!
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
Who asked for this?!
What is the purpose of this season? A moral lesson? The bad guy can't go free? Overall, it was reasonable, but the end is terrible. It reminds me of Breaking Bad: the bad guy must face his fate - but Breaking Bad gives the man it's fate right on time, not in a new season a decade later.
So many possibilities! It was all trashed for good. It's a shame.
Dave Chappelle: The Closer (2021)
Just the truth
What a guy! Speaking some truth. Sometimes you think that world still can be saved...
All the talk about Chappelle's views... I think they're wrong. Nowadays you can't think for yourself, and I think he's courageous, lots of spaces to be misinterpreted, but just observe what he says: there's no offense there.
La nuit a dévoré le monde (2018)
A movie I'll watch again someday
Lots of opportunities to reflect about life, about ourselves. It has so little conversation, you can think while you watch. It's amazing. A total surprise for me, lost in Prime Video catalog.
Light spoiler now:
A fair point: I don't think that that guy behaves like a great survivalist, you just cannot close the doors while you eat Apocalypse leftovers. Still... he manages his way to... who knows?
Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021)
Good so far
Kevin is not all that bad husband. He just keeps it simple. Allison is the toxic one here, living a life she can't accept.
Let's wait for the next season.
Como Hackear seu Chefe (2021)
Ri bastante
O cinema brasileiro recebe muita crítica negativa, mas há ótimas opções. Ri muito vendo o filme. Não sei se é muito original, e o uso de elementos da vida digital tem sido excessivamente usado em tempos de pandemia (2021). Mesmo assim, gostei.
O objetivo era dar risada. Deu certo.
Nuevo orden (2020)
Terrible
In order to understand this movie, I think you have to think about a country where people run a revolution, but they get in trouble the right next moment because the military decide to take control of everything.
In some places (real world) people think military could create a good government. In Brazil, for example, lots of people are disappointed with traditional politicians, so they support the idea of a new government, backed by the military.
But this movie is not about that. It is just terrible.
Rogue (2020)
Important issue
It's an important issue, all the things about the lions, corruption, but the movie itself is not ok. Could be 6/10, if visual effects were slightly better. I'd like to rate it at least 8, but...
Steve Jobs (2015)
Too much father-daughter stuff
That actor does not look like Steve Jobs at all - just his clothes. They should have spent money with another actor.
And there's to much talking about the daughter.
Absolute lack of scenes from real events.
Stowaway (2021)
Because the sky looks so real
Sky is beautiful, and real. I like all the gravitational thing, a real-world theory. Maybe excessive drama? A good movie for sky people.
Westworld: Phase Space (2018)
No no no
Totally unnecessary Japanese thing. Could it all out. I admire Japanese people and their culture, but there's no point in all those scenes and talking and whatever.
Episodes 5 and 6 could have been edited into only one.
Just my opinion.
Chaos Walking (2021)
Only because there's life outside
Average movie for teenagers. Men killed all women? Very unlikely. But I like spaceships and life in other planets, so I kept watching.
The Endless (2017)
Amazing!
You gotta have a powerful mind in order to create such story!
For those who liked this movie: try The Rambler. When you have the weirdest dreams!
Z for Zachariah (2015)
Don't trust a potential enemy
That's the main message. Don't trust your enemy, even a potential one. Anyways, John is more suitable for Ann.
Good movie.
Miracle Mile (1988)
You gotta use the info you get
Two messages gere: it's more important the way you use information than the information itself; and love makes you crazy, makes you DIE!
This movie could be better. If only that couple were a little smarter! Dumb, dumb, dumb! Still a good movie.
Fires of Kuwait (1992)
Worst Saddam Hussein crime, maybe
While I was terrified by the huge fires and s***, I was also wondering the year of production - I watched it today on YouTube, in the year 2021. Then I got to know it was filmed in 1992, what surprised me, because video quality is amazing.
Anyways, I think the events of this documentary are the worst crime Saddam Hussein is guilty for.
Whatever Works (2009)
Could be 6/10
No need to attack conservative people in order to make a good movie. Interestingly, Woody Allen himself is now a target for progressive people.
About the movie itself, the story is not probable, I mean, the way that girl meets the old man is unacceptable. But it still is a reasonable movie, just not a great one.
Bolevoy porog (2019)
Could be 7/10
I liked all the Russian movie I've seen so far. This one is just not all that good. First of all, those guys are terribly dumb. I know, I know, that's how things work in such kind of movie. Still, I felt anxious sometimes, specially when they are trying to get out and stop in a village. Who they think they are, Rambo?! Story could be a little well written too. And I may have missed some part of the plot, but I could not figure exactly what happened just after the accident, and why they where ordered no go hide for a while.
But it was ok, not that bad.
Creature (2011)
Good if you like this kind of movie
I think maybe 7/10 is a little higher than this movie deserves, but just because visual effects could be better. Story itself isn't all that special, but all these movies look like the same, they're not supposed to be an intellectual job. A bunch of guys go camping, things go wrong... I had a good time watching it. Now if this is not your kind of movie, go see another thing, there are literally millions of options!
I Care a Lot (2020)
A warning for ourselves
This movie is nothing but a warning for ourselves: prepare yourself for the times when you get old. And it's, off course, a warning to those people who have parents in such condition depicted in the movie.
The story itself is tense, it's almost terrifying. My heart got crazy right in the first few minutes! But it's too... How can I say? You just cannot believe that story could happen.
Anyways, since there's just a handful of good movies lately, it was ok.
Voces (2020)
New Poltergeist
No big surprises, but this movie shows you some action, it is not that psychological bull**** where everything happens only in crazy people minds. Acting is fair (blonde girl is the worst).