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A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)
A truly awful film
Just because a film is shot well ,and acted well doesn't mean it's good.ther is no point to this film and no reason for it to exist .it doesn't add to the series if anything it takes away , it makes the military look incompetent,it makes people look way to smart people figure out within seconds it's sounds . The only redeeming part was the cat ,I would've prefered this film from its perspective.maiing the main character terminally ill really takes the stakes out of the film, the guy was alright but his ambition was confusing and all in I genuinely feel that this film took away far more than it added. Also say one is a dumb name there is no amping up that'd you'd expect (think something along the happening where they're sorta one step ahead and slowly introduced to the concept) this film is just bam aliens are here and this is what happens which is disappointing I had hoped this would give us far more back story ( battle LA style of introducing at minimum) the fact this scored so high really is a testament to how incredible the first film was.
Trickster (2018)
Director really thought they did something
This really really feels like they wanted to make an auteur film. They wanted to make ya think wanted to keep you guessing wanted to put in deeper meaning. Then they made it and forgot all of that and said here's a bunch of disjointed poorly interconnected shots we attempted to tell a story with. I think the most egregious part of this film is just how boring it is there is no interesting character or premise it seems like a jumbled mess that they needed to reach an hour twenty for feature length run time. I cannot recmmondend anything else then watching this, it is not even close to the so bad its good.
Meteor Moon (2020)
What's the ETA on the sequel
Fun to sit through for the absolute absurd nature of it. Enjoyable to watch , and funny with friends . Put it on in the background and get some laughs in . Would recommend for a bad movie night.
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
This whole movie was for sure written by an algorithm
Everything is just so meh, there is no soul , the film is way to long . The people that made this have clearly never worked on or played a video game before . I would have rather watched the emoji movie again.
M.O.M.: Mothers of Monsters (2020)
Had a lot of potential but kinda fell apart
If this was a short film it could've been better , there was a few times where you weren't sure if the mom was crazy or an alcoholic and doing stuff herself ,they should've stuck with that theme of unsure / biased point of view where you doubt the central figure .
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
People crying about woke Hollywood can't handle action movies with female leads
People 1 star reviewing over female lead seem very whiny. This film was great , enjoyable and had decent fight choreography, I had watched fast 9 before this and this was thoroughly more enjoyable.
F9 (2021)
MOST impressive part was they somehow made a fiero more deadly
This is definitely a film, It gets 2 stars because it was nice to finally be back in a theatre if I didn't pay money for it I probably would've left the theatre . The back story was awful , just so stupid and so over explained like 20% of the film is a flashback just to try to make you feel something for Cena and Diesel's relationship. The fight choreography is absolutely non-existent , the scene where they go looking for Han is especially bad. THE CG IS AWFUL , there is a shot where every single tree is the same , facing the same direction even just a single reused asset with 0 effort to hide it. Also this film tries very hard to be every other popular genre. Also what is up with all the references to other stuff "hey here's a pop culture reference " is never interesting. It gets the last star because for some reason Diesel keeps poking peoples chest like E. T and saying ill be here and that was kind of funny because I feel it was not intentional. Anyway , for a film of this magnitude there was very little that was enjoyable and the ridiculous space stuff might have been the most fun segment of this entire film. 3/10 watch ONLY if you live in a country with legalized weed.
Solar Impact (2019)
Lover of bad films
This film was just really bad it should be called one girl gets everyone else around her killed . I created this account just to review this , me and my wife have watched thousands of movies and this one commited the worst crime it was boring , I actually had to check my heart rate multiple times as I thought I had passed away.
Drunk Parents (2019)
I created this account just for this movie.
All the legal canadian weed could not make this an enjoyable experience its an absolute bore fest from start to finish and its just full of absolute garbage. Anyone involved in this clearly showed up for a paycheque, how the hell did will ferrel get drug into this. What dirt do they have on him