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Nobody Wants This (2024)
Sigh...
I sometimes wonder if everyone has lost their minds. I'm dumbfounded at the rave reviews this show is getting on this app. What happened to intelligent viewers? Do they not care about quality anymore? Or are they trying to convince themselves this awful show was great? Here's a NO BS review: Nobody Wants This probably should've been a 90-minute film, and ten years ago, this pile of junk would've been a mid-budget theatrical late summer release. Instead, Netflix spread a boring story this thin into ten episodes, which feels like Netflix's cynical ploy to squeeze more dollars out of their ad-based subscription tier. The story also does not reach a resolution; the last few minutes of the finale make it clear the creators are angling for a second season, and why not? It seems no one knows what a great show is anymore. So let's give them more of this junk. Well played, Netflix, well played. You've created an entire generation of mindless viewers.
Heels (2021)
Just wow
So this show came to Netflix after Starz canceled it after two seasons. I'm not a wrestling fan but thought I would give it a go anyway because why not. I was instantly hooked. It's one of the best shows I've seen in years. Solid writing, very likeable characters and interesting story telling that kept me engaged. I thought, "hmm, better than I thought it would be" and I kept watching. By the time I got to the end of season one I was completely enamored by this show. I just finished season two and it was nothing short of spectacular. I can't stress enough how much I love this show. Everything about it is great. Alas, season 2 ended on a doozy of a cliffhanger and now we wait to see if Netflix will revive it for a season 3. I hate what streaming services have done to television. So many wonderful shows get canceled now because the numbers aren't there. People seem to be too busy watching garbage instead. This show absolutely needs another season. To leave it end like this with that cliffhanger should be illegal. DO THE RIGHT THING NETFLIX. GIVE US A SEASON 3.
Rebel Ridge (2024)
Typical Netflix disappointment
This movie starts out really good. First half hour- 45 minutes and I was surprised at how engrossed I was in the story. And then of course the Netflix curse kicks in. It went from "Wow this is good" to "oh no, here we go again with the cheesy garbage." It really goes downhill and gets worse as the movie progresses. It seems Netflix just chat do anything right anymore. Cheap garbage in high quantity seems to be the Netflix formula now. Just keep throwing tons of crap at subscribers to keep them paying for a service that is ultimately not worth it anymore. Cheesy acting, plot holes galore and cheap production value. The ending was even worse. It got 3 stars from me for the first half hour but the rest is less than zero.
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
Absolute garbage
Crazy to think that this trash crossed the one billion dollar mark yet the best movie of the year, Furiosa, absolutely bombed at the box office. Deadpool and Wolverine not only sounds like a dumb movie, it's an insult to anyone that appreciates good cinema and great action movies. This isn't even in the same universe as Furiosa yet brainless zombies came out in droves and plunked their hard earned cash to watch this garbage because it had a Marvel label slapped on at the top. We have truly failed as a species and this is why Hollywood will continue to put out mindless, unwatchable trash and give us less and less quality. Profits rule and everything else be damned. I hate this new generation. They've ruined everything. If you haven't seen this trust me, don't. Do yourself a favor and watch Furiosa. You'll thank me for it.
Pearl (2022)
Near perfect
One of the best character studies of a homicidal maniac that I've ever seen. Mia Goth gives a performance for the ages. I didn't come in to this movie with high expectations but her performance blew me out of the water. The movie is set in 1919 and the director does an excellent job of putting your frame of mind in that time period with cinematography and set pieces that were on point, but it was Mia's performance that shined unlike anything I've seen in recent memory. Also, solid performances by the supporting cast all around. A truly unique movie that will entertain and stay with you long after you finish watching. I'm an instant Mia Goth superfan. Bravo.
Gloria Bell (2018)
A slice of life
Gloria Bell is one of those quiet gems that when you discover it you realize it's a perfect film that you almost missed out on. Julianne Moore is utter perfection in her role as Gloria. Gloria isn't gloomy or pining; she has, in the words of the song, all her life to live and all her love to give. And then she meets and falls for a silver fox called Arnold, who has become a rather fine figure of a man after recent weight-reduction surgery, and is seductively played by John Turturro who gives a magnificent performance as a recently divorced man who can't seem to detach himself from his two very needy adult daughters. The movie is a perfect slice of life film but it's Julianne Moore who shines in this story. A must see film.
Skin (2018)
Another A24 gem
It's 2024 and it's the first time I've heard of this movie. From the beginning it pulls you in and doesn't let go. One of the best movies I've seen in quite sometime. Disturbing but a necessary watch. It examines the true story of "Babs", a white supremacist who wants out. The lead actor performance is Oscar worthy, but everyone in this movie gives a solid performance. It's not an easy watch by any means but it's a necessary watch, especially now as we see hate and antisemitism on the rise once again. The lessons learned in this movie are things we all need to be reminded of: Hate never really goes away, it just comes back in different forms and it's always taught to the vulnerable. If you haven't seen this movie give it a go.
Priscilla (2023)
Once again, ignore the low scores.
It never ceases to amaze me how many people miss the entire point of near perfect filmmaking. This amazing movie is yet another example of it. Sofia Coppola directs this gem and is a personal filmmaker whose work follows a thematic through line: her pictures are all, in one way or another, about captivity and isolation. For the characters held captive the cage is often a gilded one, and the cage in search of a bird in "Priscilla" is Elvis Presley. Beautifully written and acted, Priscilla is one of the year's best. Sofia Coppola's movie, written by her and based on Priscilla Presley's 1985 memoir Elvis and Me, honors the author by giving us her perspective. This cool, unhurried movie is firmly anchored by a spectacularly modulated performance by Caillee Spaeney. The 25-year-old plays 14 so damn well that the viewer almost doubts that she'll be able to credibly age into a woman nearing 30. But she does, beautifully. As Elvis, Jacob Elordi towers over her; the contrast is an exaggeration from real-life but an effective one in a strong performance. If you're a fan and student of great filmmaking then give this one a go.
Fired on Mars (2023)
Wow
I didn't even give this show a chance when it popped up on Max. Jump ahead two months and I'm on Twitter. There were a few people talking about it. I jumped in to ask about it and they all told me the same thing: just watch the first couple of episodes. So I did. I was immediately pulled in to the story. This is not a comedy. It's a story that examines corporate structure, relationships and show much more that I'm nit going to give away here. I immediately connected to Jeff Cooper and so many other characters on the show. I finished the eight season episode tonight and I must say, it's not only the bet animated show in a very long time but probably the best show of any kind in the last year. I only hope the show gets more attention because it would be a tragedy if it doesn't get a season two. Excellent from start to finish. Please give it a chance if you come across it. You won't be disappointed.
Mississippi Burning (1988)
All time top ten film
Perhaps the most harrowing and disturbing movie about racism and hate you will ever see. Willem Dafoe is terrific but Gene Hackman is a revelation in what many would describe as his greatest performance ever. Not na east watch but essential viewing and the movie gets better with every rewatch. It shows the core and of hate, bigotry and racism and how it is a generational affliction. Mississippi is the centerpiece for the true story that revolves around the racial killings in the 1960s and the FBI investigation and response to the horrific crimes coming by " good ole boys". If you haven't seen this film put 8t at the top of your list. It is an all time classic.
The Mother (2023)
Sigh...
They should've called the movie Mother F'er because why is Netflix so bad at everything now? I will admit I didn't finish it, I lasted an hour hoping it would at least get a little better so I could finish it but I just couldn't take anymore. Yes, it was that bad. Terrible writing and even worse acting. Netflix is content insulting subscribers with cheap, rushed and pointless originals that you would expect to see on the Lifetime Movie Network or Lifetime Channel with one difference: As bad as LMN is, the movies they do show is at least watchable til the end. Netflix? Not so much. Netflix just doesn't care anymore. They hit a subscriber ceiling and are content putting out generic products by the hundreds to make you think you're getting your money's worth. Ugh...I think I'm done with Netflix altogether. Don't waste your time with this movie. You'll never get that wasted time back.
Gisaengchung (2019)
I LOLed
I'm just laughing at some of the one star reviews on here. They actually admit fast forwarding through parts of the movie and then complaining that the movie made no sense or had no direction. Big LOL and that's why you have to be careful of some of the "reviews" here. Even some of the 4 and 5 star reviews makes it clear these people did not watch this film or partially watched it with one eye on their Instagram feed or simply don't know what they're talking about. Well, it won Best Picture of the Year at the Oscar's becoming the first foreign film to accomplish that, and well deserved. So much for the few low reviews. This movie is a rare moment in modern cinema considering how bad movies have been in recent years coming out of Hollywood. South Korea may singlehandedly save American cinema by reminding them how to make a spectacular movie. Let me be clear, it's the best movie of the last decade. Period. If you're a serious person and love top tier cinema then this movie is an absolute must.
Abbott Elementary (2021)
Sigh...
I watched this show when it best out Barry for major Emmys last year. Barry is undoubtedly the best comedy (let's be real, it's a dark dramedy, it shouldn't even be in the same category as AE) on television and superior in so many ways. Directing, acting, writing, cinematography. When AE beat Barry in different categories I decided to watch to see what all the hoopla was about. Sigh...it's exactly what I expected. A sappy, one dimensional and repetitive formula type sitcom with nothin new to offer. It tries to be The Office with its mockumentary style but falls far short. Predictable writing, sub par acting and an overall "fun for the kids" effort. How this show best Barry at the Emmys is inexplicable other than awards shows have made themselves irrelevant because they're too busy checking boxes and not giving awards to shows that are far superior. To many people's shock, the teo best shows on television, Barry and Better Call Saul were snubbed and lost to much lesser shows at the Emmy's last year and that's enough for me to stop watching awards shows.
Ingrid Goes West (2017)
A complete surprise
I was combing through Netflix library and gave up (as usual). I went to HBOMax and I saw this movie as a new addition this month. I thought "an insta-addict obsessed with an influencer in California? I'm a grown man, this definitely is not going to be my type of movie." But I saw it has Aubrey Plaza and I rather enjoyed her in The White Lotus so I decided to give this fifteen minutes. I hit play and I was instantly pulled in. I thought, "great start but this is going to get lame, I just know it." It didn't, it got better. And Elizabeth Olsen also gives a wonderful performance. This movie took me by complete surprise. Utterly enjoyable and entertaining all the way to its end which will...well, you'll just have to watch and see. "Never judge a movie by its cover" Today I learned a lesson. If you haven't seen it give it a watch.
Creed (2015)
Way overrated
Not sure why such high praise. It was essentially a generic version of the first Rocky classic but reversal of characters. Directing was average at best and the acting was subpar with the exception of, surprisingly, Sylvester Stallone. He stole this movie with his performance and made it watchable. Everything else felt rushed, cheesy and stale. I didn't care about any of the other characters. The writing was as if a high schooler wrote the script. The whole movie just felt like the Director failed to develop any meaningful characters or relationships other than Sly. I understand he was up for an Oscar for this role. Should Sly have won it? Probably not but he definitely deserved a nomination and the Golden Globe was a nice little grab for him. He saved this movie. Ryan Coogler, Michael B Jordan and Tessie Thompson had an opportunity to make something special here but alas it was a failure.
Carol (2015)
Near perfect
A magnificent film of forbidden love in the 1950s. Director Todd Haynes does a masterful job of bringing back the golden age of America with beautiful set designs, cinematography and masterful directing. The costumes, hairstyles, cars, buildings all make you feel like you're in that decade. Then there's the acting. It doesn't get better than Cate Blanchett unless you put the flawless Rooney Mara in the movie. Powerhouse performances by both actresses that leave you mesmerized as you watch the film. This is a movie for cinephiles who love a well acted well written and directed movie. It's a slow burn and you might be wondering "what is this about?" in the beginning but you will start to understand at about the 45 minute mark. What develops after is utterly beautiful to watch. My only complaint is that I'm just now discovering this film and I'm glad I found it.
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kubrick's final curtain call
I've read some of the few low reviews and it's clear a small portion of people missed the entire pint of the film. I would recommend watching it again. Then again. And then again. You'll get there. It's a Kubrick film and the more you watch the more introspection you get from the movie. It's an exploration of the darkest urges and deepest desires of the human condition. Disturbing, harrowing and glorious all at once. Stanley Kubrick is that rare filmmaker that can evoke many emotions from the viewer and delivers some of the most memorable lines and scenes in a movie. The most under appreciated film of his career and one of my top three all time Kubrick films. Pay attention and remember watch it a few more times. You'll be surprised what you find each time.
The Knick (2014)
The greatest show no one watched
This is it. If ever you've wondered what is the greatest tv show in history that no one watched it's definitely The Knick. I couldn't believe what an utter masterpiece this show was when I started watching it on HBOMAX. It's near perfect. The acting, writing, set designs and cinematography is second to none. A Cinemax original to my surprise but HBOMAX has it now and there is talk of a revival and of a third season in the works. This is a show that is so unexpectedly great I couldn't believe what I was watching when I hit play. A period piece starting in 1900 about early medicine in New York City. An absolute gem and a must watch for people who appreciate great television.
Three Kings (1999)
The greatest anti war movie ever made
You know the drill, see the few low reviews from the knuckleheads, scroll by and ignore them. This app always has some jokers. Now look to the majority high reviews and you will get the real story. Three Kings is that rare movie you can watch over and over again and it never gets old, just better with each watch. George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube and Spike Jones are perfect in their roles as a sort of soldiers of fortune during the end of the gulf war looking for Saddams Gold. The story and the journey that ensues is nothing short of miraculous. It really is one of the ten best movies ever made and I don't say that lightly. The journey is magnificent and the ending is perfect. Probably director David O. Russell's best work. If you haven't seen this classic masterpiece then your movie buff resume will never be complete. Watch it.
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)
Masterclass
I don't use that word easily. This movie is a masterclass of acting, writing, cinematography, directing and story telling. Probably the most original movie I've ever seen. Michael Keaton, Amy Ryan, Edward Norton, Emma Stone and Naomi Watts are at their absolute best with powerhouse performances. What Alejandro Inarittu achieved here is nothing short of miraculous. I put this movie off for so long because of the title but I finally watched it tonight and I get it. Four Academy Award sweep of the top categories for Best Picture, Best Writing, Best Cinematography and Best Director all well deserved. But I was shocked there were no Oscar wins for any of the actors. The actors would go on to win SAG awards and Golden Globesand other awards for acting but the academy really should have awarded Oscars for at least three performances. If you haven't seen this film give it a go.
Glass Onion (2022)
It's a Netflix movie, what did you expect?
I watched it in three parts because I was so utterly bored and hoping each time I came back it would get better. It didn't. Terrible cast, acting, writing, story progression with no clear purpose. I could find no good reason to recommend this movie to anyone. Just a bunch of one liner cringe acting scripted type crap. Netflix just can't seem to do anything right anymore. I feel bad for the people that actually paid to watch this crap in a theater. Like a slow moving tortoise with no direction. Trust me on this one, skip this. There is no story value, no entertainment value and it's just a mess from top to bottom. Major disappointment.
Amsterdam (2022)
A conundrum
I could not decide if I liked this movie as I was watching it. I knew it was unique with fully loaded star power and great performances but the pacing and story had me scratching my head and even bored at times. I kept checking how much longer the movie had (HBOMax) more than a few times but didn't give up on it. I'm glad I stayed with it. It's a 2 1/2 hour movie but when I finally reached the two hour mark all of a sudden the two previous hours I invested paid off. The story came together quickly and had a surprisingly satisfying ending. This movie is definitely not for everyone. It requires a lot of patience and your full attention but I found it a worthwhile endeavor. Much of it is based on real events. A who's who of A-list actors throughout giving solid performances. Critics panned this movie unfairly in my opinion. What Director Russell created was no easy task. Beautifully filmed with many memorable scenes. I would definitely recommend watching it.
(500) Days of Summer (2009)
Perhaps the greatest romantic dramedy ever made
It's the rare movie that leaves you gushing in your couch and at the end you just know you're going to watch that movie over and over again. 500 Days is one of those movies. An absolutely delightful story about love at first sight with a person that tells you up front "we're just friends". A love you're told you can't have but you go all in, ignoring the early warning because you've finally met the person of your dreams and you've instantly fallen deeply in love. The movie skips forward and backward in time but does it well by informing you which day of of the relationship it is. Masterfully written and spectacular performances by DesChanel and Gordon-Leavitt. Even if you don't like romantic comedies this movie will be on your list of favorites. So much story packed in to just 90 minutes. Perfection that we just don't see with todays movies.
The Wonder (2022)
Perhaps the best film I've seen this year
If you're an impatient action movie fan skip this one. People who appreciate great cinema only need apply. This is a deeply disturbing story of child abuse and how organized religion and fundamentalists are dangerous, especially to children. Everything about this movie is top notch. The acting, the writing, the directing and the set designs and costumes. Looks for this movie to nab Oscar noms and most likely an acting award or two. Florence Pugh is perfect as usual. Easily my favorite actress out there. But it was the spectacular performance of newcomer Kila Lord Cassidy that blew me away. An actress that is still too young to see this movie for another two years. What she accomplished here is nothing short of amazing. If she doesn't win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress it's safe to say the Academy is pointless. I'm looking forward to see what she does next as she will have an A-List future in the movie business. Stellar performances all around and a story that will haunt and disturb you. A rare gem for a Netflix original. Well done and more of this please.
Raging Bull (1980)
Facepalm
The facepalm is for some of the more recent reviews with nonsense takes "I didn't like the plot" "Rocky was better" "I don't understand the hype." Big Oof. This is definitely not a movie for anyone born after 1990. How far we've fallen as a society. This isn't some cheesy Rocky movie with a cheesier plot. This is art. Peak cinema masterpiece. Masterful directing, cinematography, acting and make no mistake, Robert DeNiros performance as LaMotta is without a doubt the single greatest acting performance in the history of cinema. This is NOT a boxing movie in the style of Rocky but a movie about a boxer who has deep seated sexual insecurities and the consequent rage and jealousy that come with it. This is a true story about Jake LaMottas life. He was the middleweight champion of the world in those days and he was a consultant onset throughout the film in order to create a historically correct record of his life. Brutal to watch at times but no punches were pulled in the creation of this movie. If you're a squeamish, sensitive person then skip this. Stick with your Netflix crap. What Martin Scorsese has done here will never be replicated nor will DeNiros perfect performance. One of the three greatest films ever made. Period.