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Longlegs (2024)
The scariest movie? REALLY
How is it that Longlegs is classified as a horror film with absolutely zero scare scenes? The story the acting the dialogues were all made for (with no offense) an 8 year old! There was literally..., Nothing that great about this movie except for the background scenery. The obsurdity of an FBI agent breathing in and out like a freight train (to let the bad guys know exactly where she is, how the character portrayed by Cage is almost like a Drag queen (and not scary in any way possible) and for real ...who says Heil Satan? The only positive comment I can make about this dumpster fire of a self-proclaimed scary movie is I did not have to pay money to see it at a movie theater. Writing "I'm the sexiest man" on a shirt that I wear unfortunately does is 'make it so' just like claiming this trash of 100 min in length, is the "best horror film of the past 10 years" which ever critic was paid to say that should be paid a visit by Longlegs (BTW we never learn why he calls himself that either.... avoid at all cost like a forest fire.
Red Right Hand (2024)
Oh my god again with the same story Just kill me please!
I guess acting is called acting for a reason but when Brits and Australians are acting as rednecks thugs it's almost laughable. The script is completely over the top and unbelievable and unfortunately the 2 hours you waste on this movie will never be returned to you. For the love of god is it too much to ask for an original story from Hollywood rather than the same old stories being regurgitated? I realize that the IQ level of the target audience for this movie is not very high blood lately the U. S. movie makers have been churning out nothing but diarrhea in terms of storytelling as well as acting.
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
More plot holes than an overused hillbilly underwear
I know some will suggest that
what I write is overly critical but even my 12 yr old daughter kept rolling her eyes at the stupidity of the story line and the lameness of the overall dialogue. The characters other than Ant-Man and the Wasp were sadly so over the top and impossible to believe. Once again watching this latest Hollywood so-called block buster you get a sense it was written for someone with an IQ of 13 and most importantly The Bad Guys just have about the worst aim ever... when it come time to shooting our heros from a distance of six feet. And also the ending why oh why must all Marvel directors feel the obligation to indicate blatantly that another (obviously unnecessary) sequel is on the way just to make a buck. As my grandpa used to say even though you put dog poop on good bread and serve it up with top condiments you are still gonna eat crap.
Bullet Train (2022)
Oh lord thank you! Finally!
Lately most of the movies Hollywood has been churning out has made me cringe and curse while leaving the theater (for both wasting time and money) but for the first time in a long time I almost wanted to be like one of those people who applauds at the end of the movie as I walked out of Bullet Train with great satisfaction. Well written story, cast selection, plot twists, witty dialogue, soundtrack, fantastic action scenes, and a much deserved great ending......this film has it all. It is sure to become a cult movie much like Lock Stock, Snatch, and Pulp Fiction. Well worth the admission fee.....is not something I say lightly but Bullet Train certainly deserves the praise. Thank you to all who were involved for restoring hope in action movies and providing us with such a masterpiece.
The Coming Convergence (2017)
Excrement storm all the way
The net worth of the movie can be summed up as: what comes out if you were to eat Tacobell for 5 days straight! Church owners should not be allowed to carry a camera for filming purposes PERIOD.
Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace (2021)
what a joke!
After all that we have learned over the past 200 years and still allowing 'Royalty' to feed off of society like leeches that they are and making movies about the 'oh so problematic lives' of these scumbags is nothing short of PATHETIC. Regretfully the idiocrasy of humanity is really a cancer of this beautiful planet. Please stop making such worthless junk and use the money for more worthy things.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
please stop letting 4 year olds decide the dialogue
Other than the (completely over-the-top) action scenes this movie was on par with a root canal treatment without the pain killers as the plot and dialogue between characters was SO UNREALISTIC and FORCED. Even my 12 year old daughter was rolling her eyes and gasping at the PATHETICNESS of the script and the unimaginable PLOTHOLES which would only be acceptable if you had the IQ of a US junior high drop out in Texas. I want my time and money back avoid like the Monkey Pox at all cost!
The Card Counter (2021)
What a huge let down !
How could such a unique story line be butchered by such a miserable ending. It's as if the director just ran out of ideas and let his six year old boy write the last 15 minutes. When you have such a great cast and potential and then screw the pooch in the end .......just such a waste !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Till Death (2021)
amazingly bad editing
I know I shouldnt expect Oscar worthy performance from Megan and she performed much better than anticipated. Despite being outdoors in a snow covered winter area aside from the one time she lays outside no steam blows out of anyone's mouth. Story line is fairly bland predictable and overall acting is subpar as can be expected from a B list of actors.