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Escape from Death Block 13 (2021)
Time is too precious to waste on this!
Horrible movie, the plot was okay but the acting and script was horrible! I know low budget movies don't get the best actors but these were among the worst. Charles Bronson should not have associated himself with this trash. I think I would even rate Bird Box above this atrocity. It was like bottom basement porn creators decided to branch out and make an action film. Words cannot express how much I am disappointed in myself for watching as much of this as I did. It's too late for me but please, save yourselves. If after this you still watch it, all I can say is you only have yourselves to blame, you were warned!
Devolution (2022)
I hate myself for watching this trash
I hate, wasting my life on horrible films like this. Everyone involved except maybe the sound crew and writers should be banned from the film industry. This could have been at least a decent movie had it not been for horrible acting, horrible production, and horrible cinematography. I also hate that you have to give a star at all to rate this movie. Remember how we all hated Bird Box? This was much much worse. This was like someone decided to try their hand at making a movie, got with a High School AV group, and used the money from their piggy bank to fund the film. It's too late for me but you can still save yourselves.
Valhalla Rising (2009)
1:32 That You Can't Get Back
That's an hour and thirty two minutes of my life that I can't get back. Suddenly The Birdcage isn't the worst thing I've ever watched. But boy did they save a ton of money on movie production. Mads Mikkelsen had no trouble remembering his lines. I feel like if I used hallucinogenic drugs it would have been better.
Message Man (2018)
Not bad considering
As far as lower budget action movies go, with no known actors in it this surprisingly did not stink. It kept me entertained and had some decent action scenes. There was minimal cheesy scripting. If this story line and script were to be picked up by a better known company with a bigger budget, I could see it as a box office hit.