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The Last Airbender (2010)
Where was Roku, Koh, or Suki?
What was going on with this film? With so much potential, how can the story get short changed so much? This movie could have been just OK if there was never a cartoon series that I am a very huge fan of, but this movie does no justice what so ever to the animated series. Basically just take the previews and add a bunch of nonsense time wasting in between and thats the movie! The entire movie was dry, boring, and had a lot of gaps. If they added an hour to the story to include key points from the animated series and more character development, then this film could have been saved.
I was expecting to see an opening sequence with Roku battling a volcano and fire lord sozin leaving him to die, then it go into some detailed story telling about the start of the war or something to that nature!!! Where in the world was Koh the face stealer? He was a very awesome and pivotal character toward the end of book 1...
In the military, we are taught attention to detail! this movie had absolutely none of that...
What a shame for a potentially huge opportunity!!!
Kuraishisu koa: Fainaru fantajî VII (2007)
Awesome... nuff said
This game is a complete redemption from dirge of cerberus. I seen someone wrote a comment saying they finished the game in two hours... I must have played a completely different game then.
This is one of the best games I've ever played. If you are a true blue FF7 fan then you would really like the in depth story telling and gameplay. The game explains so much about Zack and Cloud's past, along with project 'G' which is probably going to lead into a Dirge of Cerberus sequel(based on the secret ending of DOC).
Overall, I give this game a 10 out of 10 and strongly recommend this game to any Final Fantasy 7 fan. It was 16 hours of well spent time.
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996)
Laughed So Hard!!!
I laughed for hours after the first time I saw this movie. I can still watch it today and crack up. As long as you've seen "Boyz in the Hood" "Menace to Society" "Dead Presidents" and "Poetic Justice" you will think this movie is one of the best comedy spoofs ever. My buddies and I still quote this movie all the time. I love how they even got some of the people from those movies to do the spoofs. The funniest part belonged to Bernie Mac as the black cop. I would strongly recommend this movie to anyone just wanting to get some laughs. I give it a 10 for being a great spoof. You will especially like this if you are a fan of the scary movie series.
The Good Shepherd (2006)
What a cast!!! But what a waste of time... Horrible movie
This movie is a prime example of why you should not see a movie just because it has great actors.
This had to be the biggest waste of 2 1/2 hours in my entire life. I saw the previews and I was amazed that they had Damon, DeNiro, Hurt, Baldwin, and Jolie all in the same film. I thought this was going to be a must see. I usually like films of this nature, the kind where you have to pay close attention to get the full benefit of the film, but I was really disappointed with this one. Boring, drawn out, dry, confusing, and an extreme lack of any action at all pretty much describes this film entirely. The biggest flaw of this film was Matt Damon's son in the movie, this guy was the biggest pansy I've ever seen. Seeing him in the movie made me want to shoot myself. * out of 10... just plain awful
Meet the Spartans (2008)
Worst movie I've ever seen...
This movie, next to Wolf Creek, is the worst movie I've ever seen. This was supposed to be a comedy? I laughed I think one time. They definitely needed to not put this movie in theaters, but the funny thing is that this movie is #1 at the box office. Half of the stuff I seen in the previews wasn't even in the movie. There is nothing positive I can say about this movie. The only spoof movies worth talking about are the Scary Movies. Carmen Electra is absolute garbage, she needs to stop trying to be funny, it almost hurts me when she tries. All and all this movie was just flat terrible, I will never recommend this movie to anyone. * out of 10.
Chairman of the Board (1997)
Funny
Despite the lack of creative writing, Larry Miller was hilarious in this movie. I thought that this movie could have been better, but people need to take it for what its worth, a low budget comedy. Carrot Tops weird sense of humor did this movie little justice. Miller made this movie for me with his brief hilarious moments. I saw my buddy sleeping while tanning out in the son and I almost laid a tennis raquet on his face. All and all I gave this movie an 8 out of 10 only because my little brother thought was a lot funnier than what I did. But I must admit I did laugh hard at a few parts in the movie. I f you watch, just sit back and enjoy the slacking.