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The Unborn (2009)
DOA - does not make sense
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OK, so I get scarred by horrors when dreams blur into reality. But the plot made little or no sense. Even at the end we looked at each other and said uhhh?
The acting was OK, nothing special. Some of the scenes were dis-jointed and a little confusing when they some scenes jumped so-far it was confusing until your brain caught-up.
The real question...where was Dad, he goes away for a week and leaves his teenage daughter alone in a big house - what is he crazy. Then he fails to call her (at all). In the meantime she goes bonkers and get preggo - now that's what I call a party.
Best bit? The dog with it's head upside down - how did they do that?!
Saying all that I was somewhat entertained by it.
Make up your own mind, but don't go the cinema to do it.
Daylight Robbery (2008)
poor poor, poor
Did I miss something, this was an old formula, done badly.
What more can I say - save your money; the postives must not have seen the slow paced predictable, dumb movie.
No interest suspense, acting, music - I reckon this was ameuteur dramatics production that has gone into TV!
I was bored, but kept watching as so many people cant be wrong - oh yes they can! Poor everying, from music to terrible acting. At least they used a (former) real NatWest Bank! No saving graces, don't waste your time and money!
So save up and wait, watch Taken (a proper movie), not this tripe.
No Country for Old Men (2007)
I missed it...well I wish I had
This movie really was one of the worst and lives purely on hype. It's a 'Hollywood Tragedy' - a success for marketing though!
I believe 60 percent didn't get and were scared to admit it. 30 percent just hated it 10 percent liked it.
I reckon half of those 90% were too embarrassed to admit the film was pants.
Pointless story, characters that were straight from the boring end of a comic. Basically dumb characters in a dumb story. I couldn't care less by the end, as long as the end came. And the end really held up it's part of the boring bargain.
My better half kept pulling me down when I went to leave, she too was embarrassed to admit to paying for this trash.
Imaginative...No Provoking...No Good...No
Months on and this is the only review I want to write, just to make sure the other side is really told. Don't say I didn't warn you.