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An error has ocurred. Please try againIt was also no doubt one of the best years for movies and from the great selection it was a fitting final hurarah for the 80's in my book anyway.
This is my personal favorites list, on some films that actually became personal favorites of mine and helped shaped my childhood and life. Films that are just close to my heart and that I deeply enjoy, that spelled out my final signature for the 80s. So, dial your time cordnates back to this year and enjoy.
Here is a list of some of my personal favorites. This may not be a conventional list as you may thing certain entries may'be missing but as I said this is my list and like the genres themselves I'm not a conventional person. Also I wouldn't fret for those missing ones, who knows as time goes on the list will become bigger. For anyone that loves the genre or are rookies in it, like any planet and galaxy these picks are worth venturing to.
Reviews
So Weird: Strange Geometry (1999)
Calculating Spirits
Warning don't read unless seen episode.
This is one of my favorite episodes of the show, it's pretty much the haunted house concept but what I like is that this does something different with the old hat concept by incorporating science and mathematics into the mix. Though the only bad thing is that the physics of the whole containment field chamber doesn't make sense or are just inconsistent as a lot isn't explained. But being the kind of show, this is it might have been too complicated, and since this is pulp sci-fi/fantasy you just simply roll with it; so yeah, I can let this slide.
Really like how the episode utilizes mathematics as it introduces us to the Fibonacci sequence, this was also utilized in the sci-fi film "PI" but that's a different story. And this of course is the key for Fiona to uncover the late scientist's secret.
Like the design of some of the interior of the building Fiona is in, which is a little dirty and grimy which just adds to the unsettling atmosphere of danger the place carries. One design I like was the hallway Fiona was in, which looks like one of the hallways from the "Resident Evil" games, there was a creep factor as we see Fiona running as there are lots of ghostly faces that are just stretching out from rubber blocking their way.
Of course, Fiona's venture soon takes her to the containment field chamber, and of course Fiona encounter Patterson who is in the field, however we see he's not alone as there are plenty of other souls that are with him. Really like the interplay, which is suspenseful, I already knew Paterson couldn't be trusted from what he says and his facial expressions you can easily see red flags; this guy is clearly self-serving scum. He built the containment field, not to benefit mankind but to benefit himself, to inflate his own ego by playing God.
It then come to one moment just as Fiona sees though him, Paterson then plays the Devil's deal card when he makes the offer to bring her father back. This I know is a raw deal because for one thing we don't know for sure if Fiona's father truly died as his body was never found, Paterson I know won't keep his word due to his nature which is untrustworthy, and finally we don't know the full function of his machine as there might be some sort of unforeseen catch. Will Fiona make the right choice; you'll just have to wait and see.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
House of Wax (1953)
Wax Museum of Horrors
This is another film from one of my favorite actors, Vincent Price, no surprise there about number seven in my book. It's also one of my favorite remakes of all time if you can believe that. I watched this film on TCM (Turner Classic Movies) as it premiered most of the time in October.
Yes, this film was an actual remake to a horror film from yesteryear (I know strange thing to say now) "The Mystery of the Wax Museum" which I also saw on TCM, personally I thought it was ok but it wasn't great, had a great idea but the execution misses the mark a bit for me. This film in a way is one of those prime examples of remakes done the right way, as it's an opportunity to give a great concept a second shot and make it better than before by correcting the mistakes that held it back and utilizing and maximizing things that make the concept work.
Like that the film is set in the early 1900s, which fits setting as crime at that time was beginning to grow rampant at that time and even more dangerous; it also gives the film sort of that Victorian horror and gothic feel. I even like the set pieces which are all practical, they successfully give you the feeling of seeing an era long gone. But what's even more impressive is of course the museum itself, which of course is all well put together as each of the wax figures you see are all real.
The supporting characters are decent, they serve their functions. Though there is one supporting player that stands out is the deaf-mute assistant who of course played by one of my favorite action stars Charles Bronson. I'll admit it was to me a little surreal seeing him in a horror film, especially one with Vincent Prince; but then again, a lot of stars have been sometimes on a lot of projects not in their normal wheelhouse. But he does a good job in that classic mad scientist assistant/flunky archetype who is always crippled in one sense or another but is always able to provide in one way or another, with him building the wax figures and providing the muscle Jarrod lacks.
But of course, were all really here for Vincent himself whom as usual carries out the film. It's true it's kind of Vincent doing his thing and that's a good thing, and he doesn't repeat himself as in each film he's in there is always something different with the villains he plays. Jarrod is a solid villain, I wouldn't say he's quite one of my favorite horror/suspense thriller villains in my book, don't get me wrong, he's good but just fall short of making the cut on my list anyway.
But back to business, as usual with Vincent there is that charismatic charm with that oozing sinister villainy. I like that we see Jarrod as a bit of a sympathetic character (I said a bit not totally) as he was simply an innocent artist that just wanted to bring good and beautiful things into the world, but it was all taken all because of one scumbag's greed.
Though he does bounce back but not as before, and the recent theme he has for his house of wax reflects his now demented psyche as it's of course murder and crime themed. I really like the makeup for his burnt hands and even the face that we see near the end of the film, which makes him look monstrous but also shows how the good man he use to be truly died in that fire, or at least his psyche anyway.
Though some would say Jarrod always had a demented psyche, it just took a terrible incident to finally get it out and magnify it tenfold. As we see in the beginning as he gives a tour, what he is expressing isn't just artistic passion but an almost unhealthy obsession mainly with the beautiful figures from the Joan of Arc and his favorite Marie Antoinette. This makes him sort of a hedonist and we see this hedonistic obsession becomes one of his main drives as he not just wants revenge but to reclaim his lost art in the worst way possible.
The suspense in the film is good from the sequences which are almost you can say proto slasher as we see the killer getting to work like chasing down the main heroine on the streets which are completely deserted in a good or decent chase sequence, like in all those you're hoping the heroine will get far enough away.
The wax museum itself as we it in its closing hours, which I'll admit is creepy, it's hard to say maybe it's because of the darkness, the figures looking almost a little too real and accurate, but mainly from what we discover or already know about the figures which is deeply unsettling as it's that line between reality and fantasy completely blurred.
But of course, the final minutes in the end which are one of my favorite suspense sequences, as we see the main heroine in one of the most dreaded death traps that could make even "MacGyver" nervous (not that he isn't already in most episodes). Just simply the thought of how awful it can be and its consequences. Remember first time seeing it, being on the edge of my seat, hoping the good guys will be able to save her on time; will that or won't they you just have to find out for yourself.
Like any well made and preserved wax figure, this is a horror classic worth a look.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
So Weird: Siren (1999)
Spell of Love
This isn't a favorite episode of mine, but a good one. The problem with the episode for me is that it's not very exciting, not really any thrill to be had. I also wish they could of deepened the chemistry between both Jack and Callie so I could of got a better feel for both, but due to this being a half hour episode it couldn't be helped so oh well; other than that everything else is fine.
I really like the premise of the episode on having Greek Mythology inducted into our modern-day reality. I even like that this is an episode where Jack is more the main hero for once, ok almost Fi helped but she second string in this episode.
The Siren/Callie played well by Jewel State whom of course I remember from "Firefly" and another of my personal celeb crushes. Her performance is solid as you get a feel despite how young she looks, there is a sense of maturity that she's wise beyond her years. I like there is a degree of suspense as your not sure about what her all her plans are.
One thing I like is that we see she's a character of sympathy, from her enslavement dilemma but also as she states how her singing ability to attract men isn't really a blessing but a curse; because despite how she can allure and sway the opposite sexes hearts, she knows in her heart the feelings they give her are false because they were caused by her powers. In a way that's kind of a commentary on the flip side to celeb and even vanity culture, how most fans would be attracted and have dreams of loving a celeb or who looks beautiful on the outside without knowing who they really are inside. It really sucks for her because it creates a sort of isolation, even her songs reflect this as their all-sad songs; but worst of all lose faith in the concept of love.
The chemistry between both Jack and Callie is decent. Despite Jack under the spell and being a little naïve, I do think his feelings are pure and they're not all because of her spell. I like one thing Jack said about love, on how it can make someone feeling things they felt in the past and never even thought of feeling, which I feel is true about real love.
The ending is bittersweet and really makes me wish there was a follow up had there been a proper season 3, but oh well we'd have to settle for fanfic for this to happen. Though it was also hopeful as it shows spelled or not, what matters is as long as you believe in love then it is truly real.
Rating: 3 stars.
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
Treats of Terror
This is another of my favorite anthology horror films of all time, but also, it's one of my favorite Halloween holiday horror films since the whole film takes place during that time. Really love the format of the film which makes the anthology unique. It's a bit similar with "Pulp Fiction" well almost, but like that film we see the film follow different characters. The whole film has that feel of E. C. Comics horror come to life, even the beginning pays homage to them in about the same fashion as the film "Creepshow" (which is a story for another time). Just like in E. C. comics fashion, in each of the tales the guilty all get their just deserts, not just because of moral wrong but also because each of them has disrespected the holy Halloween tradition and like in Greek Mythology and Folklore, those that defy it will be punished.
Like all the stories as each of them are good in their own way but I'll just talk a little about three of them. Little Red Riding Hood: This on is a simple modern version and twist on the famous Grimm's Fairy Tale, though also on Greek Mythology on the Sirens. Not much to say on this one, it was cool as we see Anna Paquin (who looks great in the Red Riding Hood get up) character ironically named Laurie, contrasted from her friends, seems like that typical innocent/virginal girl horror archetype we've see dozens of times, but like in E. C. comics fashion things never go the way you think.
Second is Sam the Pumpkin: This was your cool creature feature cat and mouse game as we see this creature is making it's moves on this nasty man. Like the design to the interior of the house which in a way reflects the nasty guy's psyche as we see it's not well taken care of as everything in the place just looks dark and rotted.
It also gives the whole place sort of an oppressive evil atmosphere which in a way is the perfect playground for Sam. I like that we see Sam's attack methods are sort of homages to a couple of urban legends, which makes sense as the holiday has always had plenty of urban legends blossom.
Like, this enigma to Sam, we never really know who he is, though personally I think he's one of the God's of the Halloween season. Which makes sense as in a way he by his nature is the horror host of this anthology. But seems like a person that is defending the holiday and is only punishing the defilers.
And my favorite story for me is pretty much your simple prank gone bad story or in Greek Mythology tempting fate. I really like the main protagonist Rhonda, she kind of looks like my wife when she was about her age. And like my wife is into Halloween as Rhonda carved all the pumpkins for her house and she's a hell of a carver as the designs on the Jack O Lanterns are all good. But also like the fact that she knows her Halloween lore. You really get a good feel for her, despite not a person that stand out in a crowd that's a good thing because it's part of what makes her interesting.
And she's just a friendly girl that just wanted to make and have friends in her life. You really feel bad as there is this group of three lead by this girl with the Angel costume which is ironic considering she's no angel. From her behavior you can tell she is just on this ego trip, and like anyone on that have this sadistic need to take people down just to trip longer and higher than before, or just to give themselves a disgusting laugh. But of course we all know in these kinds of stories it's always goes with the old saying, "the joke is on you."
This anthology is one big treat and Happy Halloween.
Rating: 4 stars.
Citizen Kane (1941)
Lost Heart
This film is one of my personal favorites in the drama genre, a genre that's not my normal wheelhouse but one that I visit occasionally, if there's a film that's I fancy. But also, mystery genre as this film is also a mystery film. This is one of those films that is just timeless, film buffs even non buffs know about this film; heck there are reference jokes in numerous shows about this film from "The Simpsons" to an episode of "The Real Ghostbusters" which was part of how I heard about the film. I remember seeing this film during my senior year in "Auburn High School" in my Mass Media class, it really captivated me then and it still does now. It's one of those films that may require rewatches because sometimes you can uncover more that I sometimes never even knew was there, but just enhances my appreciation for the story even more.
It was truly unique and ahead of its time, in visual storytelling and how we do filmmaking in general, another prime example once again showing how you can take filmmaking beyond it's limits to tell the story you want to tell. But other than that, I really like the story, which is interesting and intriguing but also makes this one of the saddest films I've ever seen.
The film is kind of a cautionary tale, seeing this film now as an adult made me even more grateful for my life and how it's gone. Personally, I'm glad I never became this guy, I honestly never wanted to be the guy despite how much he had, because I also know how much he doesn't have and worst of all how much he's lost.
There isn't much I can say that hasn't already been said, let alone you could probably make an extremely long syllabus just writing about the film, so I'll just keep it as simple as possible and with a small analysis or two.
There are those visuals that stick out that show the old saying of a picture is worth a thousand words. Like near the final half of the film we see the interior of Kane's mansion as he's residing in it on what we know are his final days. I'll admit this is a mansion I wouldn't want to live in, I don't even think Bruce Wanye/Batman would even like to either. It's too spacious and sterile for my taste, but what really gets to me about the mansion is that there is no warmth, it just doesn't feel like home.
We see from how big the mansion is from every environment that Kane walks in, from the staircase he descends to even near fireplace where literally giant logs were being burned Kane just looks small. This reflects how truly lost he has become, that he's become a shadow of his own greatness, but also how spiritually empty Kane has let himself become.
This goes with this sad irony but also this contrasting parallel dynamic with his stepfather Thacher, which I'll get into more latter. Another visual that strikes me is when we see some records building that Thacher owns. As we see how big the interior is along with a self-portrait of Thacher and how big that journal book the unnamed reporter reads. You can say this reflects how egotistical he really is, but it also shows that the guy is nothing but one big empty shell of a man, despite how big the place is, it's just simply that a place. There is just nothing spiritually going on, nothing interesting about the guy as the place is just one big empty crypt. At least with Kane despite his mansion being his giant crypt, there were lots of things in it that made him interesting, that showed he at least did the best he can to live out his life to the fullest which is all any of us can ask for.
I really love the storytelling style, which was unique for its time and has been echoed throughout the years, but this film was one of the first and still one of the best of its kind. The film does have the format of a noir/mystery as we have the whole MacGuffin throughout the film on the unanswered question on what Rosebud is; much like how with the TV show "Twin Peaks" there the question of was "Who Killed Laura Palmer". But just like with that show I personally found myself not concerned with what Rosebud is, because the real mystery is who Charles Foster Kane is.
The storytelling style is realistic when you think about it, as putting together a news story or simply making a story in general is practically putting together a puzzle in order to get the whole big picture. From what you see and hear about him you do get a good feel for the guy, where at first, he seems like a good guy that was on the right track, and you'd almost want to ally and be friends with. But then as you learn more about what's happened to him as time went on, we see how much he's changed and not for the better. This makes you feel sad for the guy because as we see he's become the very thing he's never wanted to be, unhappy.
One of the other things about Kane at least for me is that this guy has a bit of a identity crisis and that was not just because he never really found what he really wants out of life but that he never really let it all find him. For example, his love life which wasn't great, like with his first marriage that occurred in less than a matter of weeks which isn't good. It just showed one of Kane's weaknesses which is trying to short cut his way to getting what he wants, and we all know that love, real love has no short cuts; in fact, when you do you cheat yourself out of it. As we see in a montage of his marriage with his first wife Susan, at first things are alright but slowly but surely as time goes on things of course start to sour to the point where we see despite both eating at the same table they're not together, and worst of all love is just gone. Had Kane given himself time by going thought the proper channels like dating Susan for a span of time, he would have seen better whether she was the one or not, let alone a better perspective on what true love really is, instead of winding up in bitter disappointment.
As I mentioned even though it's not a big part of the film, it's still there as there is almost this contrasting parallel between both Kane and Thatcher. Thatcher, we don't know a lot about, but we get a good idea on the kind of person he is, an elitest who only pursuit and purpose in life is to simply make more money. As time went on, he became bitter and miserly, but most of all seems to have this hatred toward Kane despite the fact he was his stepfather.
The real reason for this hatred is that he actually envy Kane, and in reality hates himself. Despite Thatcher's success, he couldn't get the fame and attention that Kane was able to acquire as he was attaining his own success as we see Thatcher wasn't charismatic, he lacked imagination, too technical in his thinking, but worst of all just antisocial as he seems like he has no friends or even a love life, as least none I know about.
Really liked one thing the character Berstein said about Thatcher's success which is one of my favorite quotes believe it or not, "It's no trick to make a lot of money, if all you want is to make a lot of money." And it's true because that is the only think Thatcher is known for is in the money he's made. Thatcher is literally a caricature of himself as he literally has no life outside of his own business.
We see Kane has that same in fact outdoes the success that Thacher ever had. But sadly, just like with Thatcher he's become embittered mainly because just like him he's let himself get roped in by power and corruption, despite Kane trying to avoid it. Some say part of the reason Kane life has led to downfall and has become a broken old man is because he's never changed and that is part of the reason why he has changed.
Because he never let himself see the truth about what was really going on around him and the truth about what really matters in life in general. Like in one scene when we see Kane rip up a declaration, he created for himself a long time ago; seeing this shows Kane has betrayed himself and worst of all his own dreams and ideals. Though he admits this in one scene when he says another memorable quote "I could have become a great man." and he's right as we see from his whole life it felt like he came close but never made it. Finally, like with Thatcher, his mansion in a way is a crypt on it's own, even though it has just this giant assortment of things they might as well be nothing, because none of them really added up to anything, except for one thing of real value which is revealed in the end.
The ending reveal is true by today's standards probably doesn't have the same impact as it does anymore as it's not that big a secret anymore, it's one of those things where you had to of been there when it happened. But it's still one of the best reveals ever because of the weight it carries that makes it even more haunting and tragic. Because it shows how much a corrupt heart can lose his/her soul and can never get it back. But also reminds me of the old saying "you can have everything your heart desires, but not the way it used to be".
Rating: 4 stars.
Mr. Deeds (2002)
Good Deeds, Good Heart
This is another for the shelves in the "Under the Radar Video" series. Believe it or not this is another of my favorite Adam Sandler movies and one of my favorite remakes. I know this would be a strange pick for the series as the film wasn't necessarily overlooked, it was a hit for it's time, but as time went on it's become forgotten.
And I know that most people are put off by remakes but just like sequels not all of them are bad; just like with orchard trees there are going to be plenty of bad oranges but also plenty of good oranges and the ones that count. Yes, I remember the original Frank Capra film, I've seen it and even did a review on it and yeah, this film doesn't top the original but that's a good thing because it's not trying to. Like any good remake it walks that fine balance of retelling the story but at the same time being its own thing.
One thing about Adam Sandler is that he doesn't repeat himself as each of his films is different and there's something slightly different to the characters he plays. You could say in a way this could be like if Adam Sandler was ever in a Halmark film it would be this, and the strange thing is this film is a lot better than most of them.
You do see the usual Sandler humor that you would see in most of his films, there is some memorable visual and even verbal humor, won't say too much as I don't want to give to much away. Like one scene where it's a fire rescue, in a way Deeds could also be a comic book hero as we see him just scale that building like one wall crawler we know and love. Another is the fight in Deeds pizza place which is funny as it has one of my favorite one liner from the film and I'll just say never knew Wynonna had it in her for action. Another is the Tennis game, who'd of thought Tennis could be a violent sport.
The supporting characters are solid and memorable, from Julio played well by John Turturro whom of course is a Sandler alumnus. He's helpful but odd in a funny but harmless way. One thing I love about him is he has a superpower as he's like "The Flash" since he goes from point A to B in a blind of any eye.
Wynonna Rider one of my favorite actresses and another of my celeb crushes. I really like the character arc she has throughout the film and of course Wynonna is a capable comedic actress as she has that dry charisma and humor to her. There's this interesting character arc with her throughout the film. Babe, I don't think is a bad person, as we hear when she was young, she use to have the ambition to be a good journalist reporter. But somewhere along the line probably when starting out working for that new company she let herself get roped in by the greed, fame and corruption going on in that company which make her lose touch with her own identity. I like the fact her character despite a liar isn't' very good, as you can easily see the obviousness of them. But that's because she doesn't like to, deep down it's not in her nature and her sense of ethics still exists.
Of course, we're here for the main man Deeds played well by Adam Sandler. I really like his performance in this because it feels like he's playing himself. He's the kind of guy I could easily be friends with. From his easy-going mannerism you can easily see how he's able to make friends and even win but also help Babe rediscover her heart. I really love that he's a guy that doesn't take crap from anyone, doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks, beats to a different drummer and is willing to do the right thing.
One of the things I like about the film is on its satire. One of the key issues it satires is on Sensationalism and Information Manipulation and Misappropriation, just as it was an issue back then it's become a lot worse now as it's become an epidemic from the advancement in our tech which has made info more available and accessible than ever before, and how unfortunately most people have misused it all.
We see how deliberately misleading the news program in the film is, from the new clips that even a novice film school student or non-student can easily see the edits from each of the stories; let alone even an amateur can do a better job as those news clips look like their done by a dollar store editor. I remember thinking "How stupid do they think everyone is?" But this rings true as most news stories we hear about the bad situation but nothing about any of the emergency workers involved in correcting the situation or any heroism.
We have the two villains though out the film from Cedars who is a rich millionaire and McGrath a news mogul. Cedar and McGrath have two things in common, both are clearly people that want more than enough or where more is never enough. Both are also by their nature losers as they are ethically and spiritually bankrupt. For Cedar his goal is to simply get those funds that Deeds possesses power as well over the companies controlled, all just to make himself richer and may 'be even help cover up whatever trouble he got himself in, which I have a feeling may 'be illegal; not even caring who get hurt or destroyed.
McGrath it's to simply reinforce the high and mighty image by putting someone else down, despite not even knowing the guy. He's also not even really a person, he's literally a caricature as he literally has no life outside the news company at least not one that's wholesome anyway. However, his goal is in everlasting fame, but we know this goal is impossible because no matter how much you acquire it will never last, like a well it dries up faster than it gets filled.
Deeds we see truly has advantage over because he does have a life even before he had the money. As we see he lives in a town called Mandrake Falls which is like "Mayberry" from "The Andy Griffith Show" or "Wellsville" from "The Adventures of Pete and Pete"; heck from the residents and what goes on in that town it easily could've been a TV show itself.
But anyway, what I like about the place is that everyone beats to a different drummer but there is a strong sense of community, and we see how Deeds reinforces that from his friendly nature, friendship with them but also treating everyone there with respect and likewise with them. They may 'be all be oddballs along with himself but their all-human beings and with dignity. And of course, there is the pizza restaurant that he runs which I like because having and running a business of your own isn't easy. Just looking at that place I'd love to have pizza there as I love pizza, though even the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" would be interested as some of the pizzas are strange combinations. But we see how this business he runs help reinforcer this sense of community and his connection with it.
The other advantage as I mentioned is that he beats to a different drummer. This is a good thing because most to all people that do are the ones that are true to themselves. Despite all the negative things that happen in the city, he always stayed true to himself. From never wearing anything fancy except just his regular wear. And simply being himself, which really did touch the lives of many in such a small span of time from his serving staff to Babe, because in a way he was that missing part of their lives they were never able to find and vitally needed.
The film also has some good messages and even watching the film again there are plenty more but I'll just state two. How being a good person can be hard but it's still the best kind of person to be because of how many people's lives you touch which can make the biggest differences.
And of course, like with most romance stories is simply letting the love flow. I do like the romance between both Deeds and Babe which is solid, we see how Deeds truly is good for Babe. As for one thing he's not a toxic guy; but most importantly as we see the more both interact, just as Deeds opens a little to her, she starts to in return and her lies grow small. And we see from her stirred feelings she starts to change and become her best self, which is part of what romance is about, for two helping and being their best selves.
Doing good deeds and having a good heart can really get you far in life and possibly even love.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Lead Angle (1988)
Gang Blaster
This is one of my favorite video games of all time as well as run and guns. I got into this game as I was a fan of the "Dick Tracy" film, I personally felt if that film ever had a game in the arcades, it would have been this game. This is truly a unique type of run and gun, you can say it's a combination of both "Punch Out" and "Operation Wolf", both make a truly beautiful combination.
I really love the graphical presentation as everything looks and feels big in scale. Really like the backgrounds which capture the look and feel of 1920's America, which is a setting I rarely see used in video games. Really love how in the game you get to see some background damage from the shots you discharge, it's just wreckage beauty. But of course, I really like the character models as we see a lot of the bad guys. Each of the criminals along with bosses are unique, each have variation in strength, power and attack patterns. Even like the music, which is solid, as the music gives that feel of 1920's gangster/noir action.
But of course, it's the gameplay that is the true strength of the game. The control and first-person viewpoint are the same as in the arcade game "Punch Out" only you have more freedom of movement, as you can go up, down, left and right as much and as far as you can. Each of the levels you fight in are different as they all take place in different locations which mean different kinds of formats.
You have crosshairs in which you get to move it as you move to nail any that come in your sights. But of course, it's not that easy, as you see your assailants shoot back, you do have a warning indicator where you character turns from yellow to red which means danger is near and about to shoot right back at you, let alone you will get hit when exposed too long. Your only methods of safety are to get behind cover, dodge and keep moving so you avoid and possibly receive minimal hits, and simply nailing your assailants before they nail you.
Another catch is a quota where you must bag enough enemies along with eliminating the boss before passing to the next level, so make sure you meet your quota. You also have a couple of weapons from a shot gun which has minimum bullets, a tommy gun which gives you temporary invincibility as it shoots at rapid fire once you pick it up, but the ammo goes dry fast so make the shots count. You can also pick up grenades to refill the grenades you have that are always useful in dealing bigger, faster damage or when things get harry.
"Dead Angle" is the right angle that hits the target.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
La maschera del demonio (1960)
Dark Beautiful Sunday
This is one of my personal favorite films of all time and my favorite film from one of my favorite horror film directors Mario Bava. I remember seeing this film during my sophomore year in PLU (Pacific Lutheran University); after seeing that film it made me a permanent fan of Mario Bava and Italian Horror, and one of my inspirations in horror filmmaking.
There is so much I love about the film as this film is just beautiful as it's all well-crafted and practical set design pieces, the dark gothic atmosphere and black and white just give it it's all spookiness and dark beauty. There are just a lot of good dark decorations and set pieces that look and could feel like something you've seen from a gothic painting or even levels from the video games "Castle Vania" and "Dark Souls"; from the big castle that you see in the film and its interiors, the cemetery with all those old tombstones and twisted trees, but also the crypt. Each of these things just have danger painted all over them.
There is some good cinematography from the black and white cinematography, but also in certain close ups. But of course, the other things powering the film are the suspense and music. This film has a beautiful orchestral score which really fits in places of the film where it's dark and scary where the tunes are menacing and scary. But also, there are other tunes which are romantic which I think are beautiful and tunes that I play to relax too. Also, in its suspense and this film has a lot of good and memorable moments that really bring out a sense of doom and dread as throughout the film you feel an evil oppressive force is coming and growing and safety is almost nonexistent; but also really love the pay offs in certain things you know will happen and do, which is something most Italian horror movies are known for never shying away and going that extra mile.
From the beginning which is one heck of a start as you see our main villains being condemned to death as we see a hot prod as well as that dreaded spiked devil mask, hurts me still to watch those terrible devices being used; but also shows how evil deeds truly have terrible consequences. Another is seeing the regeneration and resurrection of Asa which is just such an impressive sequence as you just see effects work at their best, but also seeing this happen adds to your building dread knowing that evil is coming.
I even like the story which is dark fantasy horror which I always love; in a way you can say the film is a Grimms Fairy Tale but for adults. It's true it's rather simplistic but that's why it works, once again showing how simple is most of the time the best way to go. Like with any of the fairy tales we have the location, the castle and the residents, the mystical evil forces, a hero and princess, along with a romance, all healthy ingredients to make a delicious dish of fantasy.
I wouldn't say there are character that are deep which is also common in the Italian horror films as were all really in it for the atmosphere, style, and suspense. Much like in the Grimms Fairy Tales they all serve their functions, but they do it all so well.
Barbra Steele who is a favorite actress of my and of course an alumnus in horror. She of course is another of my celeb crushes (no surprise there) as I personally think she's one of the hottest women on the planet. Barbra's also one of the main reasons we're here for this film; she' s a very solid actress, I really love her performance in the duo roles.
From the evil witch/vampire/zombie Asa Vajada, despite not really being in the film that long you really believe she is a menacing force of evil that you really feel casts a shadow of doom throughout the film. But of course, I even like her in the role of Princess Katia where she's the aura of innocence. As we see she is intellectual as she plays the piano well and seems to have dreams and ambitions of her own beyond where she lives.
Things like that you get a good feel for her character along with the good young doctor Andrej Gorobec (John Richardson) who is the common fantasy hero archetype, usually an outsider. Really like how he's a person despite one of science is open minded as he knows from everything that's happening, he can't deny the strangeness of it all that defies his realm of science. Like that he can hold his own against danger as he's not afraid to fight against evil when he should and his life along with Katia's depending on it.
Even like the romance between both, yeah also the common Fairy Tale trope but it's a good one as you do get a good feel for both as they genuinely interact. May not be the greatest romance but I'll take them over any crappy rom com or romance film from Halmark any time. From this it even more makes you want Andrej to win, let alone just hope both he and Katia make it out alive.
Just as Sunday has its beautiful mornings, it's also the same for it's evenings which can be even more beautiful.
Rating: 4 stars.
Dèmoni (1985)
Demon Movie Night
This is another of my favorite in the Giallo horror subgenre. Lamberto Bava is the son of Mario Bava, made a solid Giallo horror film that of course became both a memorable Giallo horror classic but also another memorable horror for the 80's era. It's a shame he didn't have more or at least more hits, probably because he was another Giallo horror director that came late in the game like Michale Soavi, but just like him at least he help the Giallo horror subgenre finish strong.
I really love the movie theater which is another of my favorite arenas of horror that isn't utilized much. The only other horror film that I know that took place in a movie theater is "Popcorn" an under the radar gem and story for another time. Movie theaters to me were always magical places where they offer escapism but also felt like dreams became reality. Also, for its format the theater had plenty of places to run and hide in, also the contained dark atmosphere just adds to the tension in the film.
In a way this film is a Giallo horror movie for the MTV generation which is cool and feels right as most Giallo horror films do sometimes play out like a music video. I really love the premise which in a way predates the film's "Scream" and "Last Action Hero" as it's kind of a movie within a movie.
In the film we're watching along with the audience some film that pretty much looks like a knock off "The Evil Dead" which is ironic as this film takes a cue or two from that film. But other than that, ironically that film is about inadvertently summoning demons and of course the same thing happens in the real world; so, it's double the trouble. I just think that premise is cool as it's so creative and simple, which is all you need and personally all I want for my horror movies; basically, the whole film is almost one big fourth wall break.
The film, like all the Giallo horror, is style overtopping substance which makes sense as it's really the style of the film that is the main star. The use of color in the film is great, giving it that sense of danger but also fun. One of the contributions to the color is on outfits characters wear like this pimp character in what could almost be a suit you'd see from the TV show "Miami Vice" (sort of) but looking at it now reminds me of the 80's decade and the fun it offered. The lighting, most notably the strobe lighting in some places of the movie. And of course, there is the use of red which is a stable in most Giallo horror.
The gore effects are great as they're all practical and done well and there are some solid kills. The Demons' main weapon is of course their long razor-sharp fingernails. Can't help but be a little squeamish every time I see them use them, as it just looks so painful seeing those nails dig in and cut deep. But also, the designs of the Demons don't disappoint as they are knarly and scary, with a lot of those razor sharp and crooked teeth. The drooling and primal noises they made. Though what gets me the most are those eyes, which have rainbow-colored pupils; they radiate lunacy and evil.
There is good suspense and a lot of memorable scenes and visuals, one favorite visual is pretty much the poster of the film itself, as you just see this army of demons with their eyes glowing, walking down a hallway and even the shadows above them grow. It just gives me a chill as it's a horde of evil that is growing and closing in to seal your doom.
Another of my favorite scenes and an honorable mention in favorite battles of all time is seeing the main hero on a bike and swings the katana like a Samurai, just slicing, dicing, lobing off Demon heads with some gore effects like a few gushers; it's just plain awesome.
And of course, the other main star of the film is the music, this film has one of the best horror movie tracks of all time. There are songs from a lot of well-known artists like Motley Crue, Billy Idol, etc. And a lot of original tracks like the theme song which is both spooky and cool as there is both this tone that is fun but also sings out ominous danger at the same time, which perfectly fits the film.
So, grab a popcorn, take a seat and enjoy for this demon movie night is one hell of a good time.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Deliria (1987)
Theater of Blood
This is one of my favorites in both the Slasher and Giallo subgenres of Horror. This was the second film from one of my favorite horror directors Michele Solvi and of course is part of the Mount Rushmore of Giallo Horror in my book (Argento, Bava, and Fulci being those faces). Despite a director coming late in the game, he came just in time to help the Giallo and even Slasher sub genres to finish strong as both along with the 80 era were closing the curtain.
The premise, like all slashers, is the same Cat and Mouse format but it's the execution that makes it stand out. I really love the fact that it all takes place in a playhouse which is cool, I love playhouses considering the fact Theater was my minor at PLU (Pacific Lutheran University) but also I'm an actor myself and I've acted in several plays at several playhouses. It's one of my favorite arenas of horror that isn't utilized much, because there are always plenty of places to run and hide; let alone opportunities for danger to happen.
I just like the atmosphere of the place that is a positive one, I don't know maybe it's just me it's just in playhouses there are always so much things to do to make the production you create reality and from all the hard work put in, there is this magic that comes with it as everything just comes together to make it all just have a life of its own; which is the irony considering the film itself.
Characters serve their functions, if there is any character that stands out it's of course the girl Alicia. Being the main heroine in the film you can easily guess things just might go well for her, I say might loosely. Her character you do feel a sense of sympathy for as she is relatable in a sense; she's a struggling actress trying to both make ends meet but also at the same time make her dreams on stage and possibly beyond it come true. Which is understandable being an actor myself we all have been though the motions on that.
Also, some of the crap she is taking, mainly from the director and producer who is clearly abusing his position of power which I always hate as it always seems like those positions just breed blowholes. Unfortunately, in the world of horror we all know what happens to people that brew bad karma. But also, all those things from the theater pressures to the pressures of the killer, both things combined just makes you even more want Alicia to win.
There are plenty of suspenseful moments with all the style and music in its Italian Horror goodness. I really love the use of the theater space from the stage to the backstage. Really like the urban city setting for the dance and play their rehearsing. It looks cool as it's just this neo noir setting which is fitting as the world of noir is a world of danger, just as the world of slashers are. Like in noir there is no one you can really trust except yourself and no matter where you run and hide death is never far behind. Even like there is this parallel as the play their rehearsing is one that is on the fascination and attraction toward danger, just as we watch a horror/slasher film despite how scary it is you just can't help but have those feelings let alone like a well done play you can't take your eyes off it.
Of course, there are some good gore effects and memorable kills, I don't want to give too much away as part of the joy is in seeing all of this for yourself. One favorite kill of mine is where, one character I won't say who, but this person gets split in half, how the killer did it I don't know, and I don't want to, some things are best left unknown. Another is one that involves a power drill, I'll admit sometimes that power tool can sometimes make me nervous, always afraid that something could go wrong, that drill bit would penetrate me if it happens; and of course from this film what could happen involving that power tool does/
The other star of the film of course is that music, which is just fantastic, Giallo horror always have the best tracks. I really love the beginning track Aquarius which almost just makes you want to dance. It just has this jazzy and almost noirish vibe, which vibes both fascination and danger. Really like that play with it their rehearsing, makes me which it was really as I would love to see it, since it seems to be based on horror ironically.
"Stage Fright" is frighting fun.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
ABC Afterschool Specials (1972)
Afternoon Morality Snack
Yeah, I was a kid from the 80's and early 90's so I've heard about the "After School Specials". Though I was too young to watch them as I was in elementary school at the time, I got out of school later, but that meant that I missed them when they premiered; let alone was probably too busy watching afternoon animated shows like "The Real Ghostbusters" and others. However, I have seen some of the commercials on a few of their films that were upcoming. But also, at the elementary schools I've attended we would have a movie day and sometimes my teachers would show a VHS recording of one of those films.
This anthology program I wouldn't say is on my favorites list, but I do like it, as I kind of have a soft spot for it. But most importantly what I really like and what makes this anthology truly unique is that it's an anthology program for the drama genre which is something I don't see much. This program is more special than ever because unfortunately it's become a lost gem as some but not all the movies never made it to DVD and Blu Ray, let alone VHS at the time. This is a real shame because I know there are plenty of fans of these films just waiting to be seen, hopefully somewhere along the line may 'be "Vinegar Syndrome" or some other company might think of making some Blu-ray box set volumes for these films, since their recently release box sets for made for TV horror films, why not the afterschool specials; a thought to consider anyway.
Now down to business, the after-school specials are an interesting beast indeed, as they were not just educational (in a good way) but entertaining. It can also be seen as a history lesson for kids now to learn a little about what the 70s-90s decades were like when they were their age; but for the adult to reminisce about times long gone.
It's true that not all the films are going to be winners, but that's just how it is with the anthologies their as I said like orchard trees, you going to find plenty of bad apples, peaches, or whatever else is grown but there are also plenty of good ones and they're the ones that count the most. And to me that's part of the joy in anthologies, anyway, finding those stories that truly stick with you.
There are many reasons as to why a lot of us really liked these specials. For one thing all of them the main characters were usually kids and teenagers/young adults. Back then there really weren't that many or any TV programs and even movies where they were, so to be able to see anyone that young and the same age as you were a real treat.
One of the interesting things about the specials is the cast, which some consists of future stars or familiar faces from TV and movies. It's interesting seeing how some of them began, let alone how young they were at the time; and realizing how far they truly came from back then.
Really like that intro which is one of my favorite intros and music of all time in my book. The 70's version is my favorite as we see this strange animated sequence which just consists of this mish mash of a lot of strange and colorful things, all items and things kids would do. But that music is what really did it for me, as it just has this comforting and optimistic feeling to it
Like all anthologies this program went in a lot of directions where some were clearly by their nature educational but in a good way. And personally, I honestly don't mind educational programing if it's something that retains my interest and teaches something that's useful because of the issues being real.
Another reason why watching these specials is interesting is that most to all the issues they were tackling are more relevant today as their still happening. It really shows how people of the past back then had to deal with the same things were dealing with now. But also, that being a kid back then wasn't easy just as it's not easy now; so, there was that sense of relatability which made us feel less alone, but also helped in warning us that each of these issues can happen to anyone. That we should always seek out solutions to our and others' problems otherwise nothing will ever get better.
Like any good fable, Afterschool Specials will always have a place in my heart for the kid in me; they're important now as they were then.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
My Adventures with Superman: My Adventures with Supergirl (2024)
Supergirl Rising
This is part two of the season finale and it thankfully sticks to the landing. One thing I really like about the episode is this time Supergirl is kind of the main hero, hence the title of the episode.
At the beginning things aren't going well as we see unfortunately our only chances against Brainiac are pinned down, no thanks to Luthor's Metalos overridden and controlled by Brainiac. It's sort of ironic, as in the case of Amanda and Luthor it became a self-fulfilled prophecy as the security they created was our own doom which may have destroyed our only chance against the other worldly threat they wanted to protect themselves from. Like this one where we see where both stand in things, for Amanda she will stay and fight because of her sense of honor. For Luthor he runs like the sniveling coward he always was.
From how bad have become I remember thinking "someone better call the Justice League". And of course, we do get the Justice League though this version is different as it consists of characters from the first and second season which makes sense. But I like that fact that the team consists of characters that use to be on the wrong side of the fence; the fact their helping Clark and Kara shows that they have a strong sense of honor, there is good in them, but also how Clark truly did make a difference in their lives. It's just epic just seeing Superman, Kara and the rest all working together to save their home.
At midpoint unfortunately we see Brainiac he unleashes his ace up his sleeve as he has some sort of backup program that once again puts Kara under his control. We see Kara is just in Berserker mode as she is just giving Clark the beat down. Clark isn't fighting back be we know he better do something because if he doesn't, he'll be grounded permanently along with Earth. Really like how in part of the battle Brainiac shoots these missiles that look like coffins which implicates irony. I remember hoping Clark can destroy these missiles, even though they wouldn't kill Kara and Clark they still carry a mean punch and can devastate a heavy populace.
I really like how once again we see the power of love once more as we see Clark, Lois, and Jimmy fight for Kara's soul. From Clark love for her as a sibling, Lois as a friend, and Jimmy also as a friend and maybe even more, all these factors can break through Brainiac's lies and influence; for love is powered by truth. Their love comes through to her, and Kara can break Brainiac's control, really love the emotion as you hear her cry out from that you feel the deep anguish she has endured throughout the years. But we also see as she turns to normal, Clark, Lois, and Jimmy, all hugging her, it shows that Kara finally has a family.
We then see the final scuffle between Superman, Kara and Brainiac as they take it in space. Brainiac is trying to deliver his final moves, from the moment he was about to discharge a big Kryptonian laser he then gives his death warrant proclamation on the total annihilation of all of Krypton's children, basically everything that's good. But also, that bomb when we discover he is the sole cause of the destruction of Clark and Kara's home. That moment shows "Brainiac" is no Kryptonian, nor a father or God; he was just lousy imitation that never came close, a b...... mistake and like all mistakes must be corrected.
Both Clark and Kara get hit badly and it look like their going to die but as we see they both get healed as they get close to the sun and it's the first time both realize their power comes from the sun. We see both come in and what happens next is like the Phenix myth as we see Kara in the sun and then emerge out of it and we see like the Phenix she is reborn as Supergirl; this shows Kara is now whole.
It's fitting that Kara is the one that gives Brainiac the death blows as he stolen years of her life and ruined it; and you can say what happens with Brainiac is poetic justice as his story pertains to the myth of Icarus. Like Icarus, Brainiac flew too close to the sun because he flew too high with pride, and he got burned and fell hard. And we see the final minutes which are touching as we see Kara now has a life on Earth, but also, we see Lois has made her fateful decision and it's a fitting decision as she wants to make a name for herself but most importantly her home is with Clark.
Rating: 4 stars.
My Adventures with Superman: Pierce the Heavens, Superman! (2024)
Brave Love
Warning do not read unless seen episode.
"If it's time for us we've got to take it, take the chance the chance to make it now."
Kyla and Jerome John Hughes
This is part one in the season finale to "My Adventures with Superman" and this is one of my favorite episodes of the show, but most importantly season finales of all time; both in my book anyway.
The story is nothing new, it's kind of similar to the series (or should I say season finale) episode for "G Gundam" but what makes it stand out is in it's execution and most importantly the characters in it. We see Lois has dove into the mind of Clark whom is unfortunately under the spell of the counterfeit Krypton from Brainiac's making. I kind of like that throughout the first half of the episode Lois kind of is the main heroine as we see her trying to talk to Clark to snap him out of it. But of course, much like in "Groundhog Day" style she fails and fails again.
I know Lois is really trying her hardest, but we know she's going about the whole thing all wrong; because she's failing to do one thing, telling him the truth about her true feelings for him. It's suspenseful as it's building up to this; I remembered a quote from Small Pete from "The Adventures of Pete and Pete" where he says, "You have one hour, to do one thing you've always wanted to do, so go do it nimrod." I personally believe that's true today as it was then, Lois already knows what to do, she just needs to do it.
And of course, she does and it's a touching and warm moment when we see Lois encounters Clark again, but this time is real with him. Really like one moment in that conversation when we see Clark brings something up about Lois which we know is a lie, mainly formed from terrible miscommunication. Lois then gets to her aggressive fiery side which I'll admit is a turn on for me, but anyway from all the truths she expresses to him it all spell out one word "love."
There is a great moment when we see Clark is in trouble as the counterfeit Jor El interrupts both of them and is about to give Clark a beat down or even kill him. Just as counterfeit Jor El is about to deliver the next blow, we then see it's blocked. And of course, the person blocking it is Lois, I'll admit that moment just made me, and my friends get up and cheer; especially when she delivers a blow to the fake Jor El, her way of saying "Frak you!" Being the dreamscape, it makes sense you make your own rules; but also, it's sort of a little homage to the graphic novel "All Star Superman" as well as some of the recent Superman comic book stories where Lois becomes superpowered. But it's just a beautiful moment as she does what any good girlfriend/significant other should do.
It then comes to a great moment which is yeah, an anime trope, where we see both Clark and Lois break the illusion barrier while at the same time monologuing. I always love these tropes/moments because it's pretty much the power of love, how it can true save the life of one, empower each other, and that it's a truth that can never be corrupted nor taken by anyone.
Lois in the episode says, "Love is not for cowards"; if the love between two people continues to be true, that in turn makes them brave.
Rating: 4 stars.
Growing Pains: Gone But Not Forgotten (1987)
Forgotten Security
Warning do not read unless seen episode.
Sometimes in the back of our minds we think it couldn't happen to me. That's until it happens to us or somewhere close; we truly realize the hard-hitting reality of how wrong you truly were.
This episode is an honorable mention in my book, and I feel it is one of the underrated episodes. It's also one of the shows darkest episodes as it touches upon the subject of home robbery/invasion. This also you cand say reminds us of the flip side of the coin of the 80s decade as it wasn't all good and what happened then isn't different and is still happening now.
The first few minutes, I'll admit, were scary and surreal as this was probably at the time one for the first sitcom episodes where a break in occurred. Seeing and hearing about this happening with sitcom characters I'll admit at the time really took me aback but also was a reminder of the mortality of the Seavers that they still live in the real world, and what happened to them can happen to anyone.
We just see everyone go though the motions, from Mike and Ben proposing home defense by having guns which isn't an unreasonable request and from what's happened you must ask yourself what's more dangerous. Though you can say they have this request out of anger and fear, but you can't blame both on that as no one wants what's rightfully there's stolen but worst of all the very thought of an uninvited stranger violating your personal space that you once considered safe and secure.
And of course, there is Carol who for the first time has blown a circuit, where she proposes to prevent theft is to give up all possessions. She made this proposition because it's an easy way out, a way to get back her lost sense of security.
It gets into this group therapy session; Jason Seaver I felt was really at his best as we see the professional psychologist side meshing with the understanding comical side. I like that we even get a little into the psyches of everyone that is facing the aftermath blues of this incident.
One part of the therapy session I really liked was when Jason was drawing out Carol's idea. It's all funny until he gets to the end of that story which shows reality and how unpretty Carol's idea truly is because there is no security and worst of all has given up on living all together.
The session I felt wasn't just for the character but for all of us, questioning the concept of security, what it really is. How much or how little society is protecting us, but also the lengths we go in giving and reinforcing our sense of security.
The ending is haunting and sad, as we see in the final minutes Jason comes out of his house to get some air and is enjoying the beautiful day. But then gets a rude awakening as he suddenly hears a police siren from the distance. At that moment he has a look of deep sorrow and goes back into the house. What makes that t moment truly tragic is this is something that's happening every day.
Rating: 4 stars.
The Net (1995)
Caught in the Cyber Web
This is another edition to the "Under the radar Video Series". The film was a big hit at the time, but as time went on it's been forgotten. This is a film in the Cyber Thriller subgenre which is a subgenre that I feel is rarely touched upon in the Suspense thriller genre.
I really like the plotline which at the time was plausible but by today's standards is now probable because the things prophesized in this film are all happening today. It's true that computer technology is from the 90's, which may from a modern novice movie viewer perspective seems like any old technology an antiquity. But you must understand that in the mid 90's computer technology was on the rise, you can easily imagine how people back then were blown away by the concepts of the limitless capability and possibilities the computer can provide. Like buying plane tickets and ordering pizza online which is now a common norm but back then we all had to do it the old-fashioned way.
But what really made the plotline gripping and downright terrifying is the concepts of cyberterrorism and misinformation, which back then seemed a far way's away but now there more real than ever imagined. As we all log on, you can't help but have that subconscious fear of being targeted by cyber terrorists or criminals as we all run that risk of putting a certain amount of information out there; who's to say none of them are going to get their claws on that info and immediately take advantage and even downright destroy you.
Of course, the main heroine is played by one of my favorite actresses Sandra Bullick, this film is an honorable mention on my personal list. And of course, she's another of my celeb crushes ever since I was a kid, I honestly things she another of the hottest women on the planet. This was one of Sandra's films just when her career was gaining momentum, and this film of course was one of the ones that did it. Really like the character Angela she plays which is different from her usual norm.
As we see she's an introvert, passive aggressive, computer savvy, and not that this means much is a Captain America fan which is cool. I can relate to her character as I'm all those things too, in fact you can say I am her character in reality. Like all protagonists in suspense thrillers, they have that slight psychological Achilles heel.
As we see she's a little too attuned to her lone lifestyle as she clearly doesn't unplug from the computer enough. But from what we hear and see about here we understand why her life is that way and why she's the way she is. From a father abandoning her and her mother in her mid-teens; her mother's Alzheimer's which has made her lose her connection with her mom, to simply not finding the right guy.
This makes her character even more sympathetic because deep down she wants to connect but doesn't know the right way to. This also eliminates that element of having a number two, which is a common trope in suspense thrillers, which increases the jeopardy element as she becomes more isolated with few to no allies to trust nor turn to as the cyberterrorist could be anyone and anywhere.
The film has some good suspenseful sequences, from certain close calls to sticky situations. I really like how Angela's passive aggressive nature is truly her strength as we see the passive calm collective mannerism the bad guys take at face value is her mask which makes them easily underestimate her. It also gives her an element of surprise and a bit of unpredictability as we see she isn't afraid to take action when her life is on the line; or if there seems to be a moment where she's going do, she'll go down fighting. Let alone the fact that's she's a loner is also a strength as well because it means her self-reliance is strong, which is one of the basis for protagonists in suspense thrillers as the only true ally to rely on is yourself.
And of course, we have her computer savvy skills which come to playing in computer sequences. Normally I'm put off by those parts in movies and TV shows, because they're practically as non-exciting as card playing scenes. Here they replicate the feeling of being online, from the fast pace of the sequences. How the camera follows the windows Angela is accessing along with some of the sound effects and music that aid in the sequences. By their nature the computer sequences are time thrillers because we know the longer, she stays online, the more time the cyberterrorists will close in on her cyber trail. I remember being on the edge of my seat hoping Angela will be able to do what she must do and on time.
The film does have a good message on the danger of overreliance in technology, but also in the dangerous misuse and abuse of it. As fascinating and fun technology can be, we still need to make sure to tread carefully, but also make sure to unplug occasionally, so that we can live life, keep in touch with reality and most importantly ourselves.
In the dangerous world of the net, there is nowhere to hide.
Rating: 3 stars.
Deep Rising (1998)
Terror Cruise
This is another of my favorite horror/action films of all time as well as favorites in the aquatic horror subgenre which doesn't get enough attention. I remember seeing this during my junior year of high school as I rented out a copy at "Hollywood Video" as I got curious as this was one of the under the radar film in that book from "Fangoria". I'll say I was pleasantly surprised and did make my junior year a little brighter and less crappy. Sidenote, this is one of my mom's favorite horror films despite the fact she's not a fan of the genre.
The film you can say is "Aliens"/"Tremors" but on a cruse liner which I think is a cool idea. Let alone the fact that you have action that takes place on a cruise liner which I honestly don't see much of, which is too bad as a cruise liner is another great arena for horror and action as there are so many places on that ship to go and do. Steven Sommers, whom I think is an underrated action/horror director who should've had a longer career; of course, he's known for the two "Mummy" films which I like and stories for another time, this film was his first and still one of his best.
The film was done on a big budget and done well; or as well as could be I know the one draw back of the film is some of the CGI effects are dodgy. But this was made in the 90's, what are you going to do. And you must realize that was a time when CGI was just on the rise, and they were beginning to discover more and all the different things they could do. This film I felt did utilize them well or as I said as well as can be.
I feel many of the things it does well and right the most is in the creature design which was of course by my favorite make up and effects artist Rob Bottin. The creature is basically a Kraken, but what I like about it is a bit like the Graboids from "Tremors" as it's a creature within a creature, as we see the giant tentacles are snakes that act as one or even individually. Really like how they make the tentacles move and behave as if there's a real intelligence behind them, you buy that this creature can exist. Also, it's not all CGI as there is a combination of practical effects as well, which I like because it helps give the creature weight. And for gore hounds there are a few gore effects to satisfy your smell, like one scene where we see the feeding ground of the creature which I'll just say no one eat or drink anything during that scene, though if you do don't say I didn't warn you.
Music is solid as it's done by my one of my favorite composers Jerry Goldsmith. I'll admit there aren't that many memorable tracks which is the other drawback but they solid listens that help move and fit the film. One track I really like is the one for Finnigan and Trillian's escape on the jet ski, just thought that was a fun almost electrifying track that made you feel like you are going at top speed with them.
The action is also solid, really like those machine guns of theirs which are Vulcan cannons but more handheld, the sound of them is just awesome I wanted one myself, let alone looks like it carries loads of ammo, so you don't have to worry about reloading too much, though sometimes. At times the film almost plays out like a live action light gun video game (yeah this is another movie that should had a video game made), as throughout the film they go from one place to another shotting the hell out of any of the tentacles that pop out. As well as other sticky situations in the film to give the film variety and non-repetitive, like the underwater swim from point A to B, jet ski chase, and others.
The film though does have good suspense and even moments that creep you out, like the moments that are quiet which are what get to me the most because I know that's the sound of trouble. Like in one of the early scenes, we see them go into the casino and party room, and it is completely empty, it's such an eerie and unsettling feeling remembering earlier that the place was vibrant and full of life and now has become nothing but a tomb. Of course, the first question on everyone's mind is what's happened of everyone, of course I was thinking "I don't know, and I don't want to stick around to find out." because I know the sound of silence is usually the sound of trouble. But just the fact the film just has this claustrophobic and unsafe atmosphere from beginning to end, even in the quiet and safe moments I just didn't feel safe because you know in the back of your mind that those tentacles are crawling all over the ship and can hit anywhere at any time, they want, questions are where and when.
There is also double layered suspense as the Aqua Force team Finnegan, Joey and Trillian at the same time are being held hostage by the mercs that double crossed them. And despite working together to survive, you know in the back of your mind it will only be a matter of time until one or all the mercs take the opportunity to turn on them, due to their untrustworthy nature. So, yeah, the good guys have a lot to worry about, but this even more makes you want the Aqua Force to win due to the fact we like them.
Of course, this film has a good cast, there are a lot of familiar faces you can spot.
Kevin O Connor is an actor on my personal list of underrated actors that I like. Really like his character Joey whom in a way is like a mix of Billy from "Power Rangers" and Shaggy Rogers from "Scooby Doo" at least for me. He is a bit of a comedy relief but is funny because the way he reacts is the way any of us would if ever in this situation. He's sympathetic because he gets kicked around the most but that even more makes us route for him to survive and win. But above all he is smart from his engineering and tech skills and despite ill confidant nor physically strong he can hold his own against danger.
Famke Janeen who is one of my favorite actresses I like and one of my celeb crushes as she is one of the hottest women on the planet in my book. Really like her character as she's sort of a Selena Kyle/Catwoman like character, yeah, this actress could've also played that role in the Joel Schumacher run of "Batman", that is if they didn't have that crappy second entry after "Forever". Anyway, back to business; her character I think is awesome which is why she's on my personal favorite list of female horror protagonists.
She's got a sharp and sly charisma and wit, she can make the best out of a bad situation, holds her own against dangers; and is extremely about as lucky as "Lupin the Third". I like the way the element of luck with her is handled because there is weight to it, as it hits at all the right times and feels likely to happen to anyone; and of course, it's a good thing she has this as she'll need all the luck she can get or steel in her case.
And of course, Treat Williams who is sadly no longer with us. Treat is another on my list of is under the radar actors that I like (another sidenote one of my mom's favorite actors). Really like the character he plays Finnigan (yeah just like with Trillian has an ironic name) who is one of my personal favorite horror protagonists of all time and one of the underrated. For one thing I like that he's male which is cool as we sorely need more of them in the horror genre sort of has that same rugged charm and charisma that reminds me of "Bruce Cambell" (who was considered for this role) and "Nathon Fillion".
Though also the video game icon character Nathan Drake, which kind of makes me wonder if the creator/s of the "Uncharted" series saw this film as his character does have the same outfit as Nathan. He has some of the best lines as well as bad as moments as he can really kick some ass and takes crap from no one. Even like the back and forth he has with his two other team members Joey and Trillian, which makes you buy how he can be friends with them and them wanting to be his friends, which to me is a good sign as it means a circle of trust which also means chances of survival increase.
This horror action classic, just like any cruse liner vacation is a voyage of fun and thrills.
Rating: 4 stars.
Funny Farm (1988)
Strange Normal
This film is one of my favorite comedies and romance films of all time and believe it or not my favorite Chevy Chase film and film from director George Roy Hill. Personally, I'm not a big fan of the comedic actor Chevy but I do like his work, well mainly his earlier work from the 80's which was no doubt his high point. This film to me was one of his last great ones and a great send-off alongside "Christmas Vacation" to his 80's run, in my book anyway.
George Roy Hill is on my personal list of under the radar directors; the guy was popular due to a good record of films but despite them as time went on, he's just become kind of forgotten. This film is one of those films on that list and it's my favorite so you can easily guess where it's at for it; it also was the director's final film which makes it a fitting send off for him at least in my book anyway.
This was a different kind of comedy as it's another that falls into the "Fish out of Water" comedy genre which was popular in the 80's; so, it would make sense for a film like this to come along. But also, the film also falls into the quirky and romance comedy genres; all these together make a beautiful mix.
I really like the town, to me it's up there with Wellsville from the TV show "The Adventures of Pete and Pete", Mayberry from the "The Andy Griffth Show" and Eurika from the show "Eurika". I've always had a love for quirky and weird towns because their strangeness and non-normality of them is what makes them even more interesting. This makes the town truthful because normal really doesn't exist; but it's also what gives it its human heart because everyone isn't afraid of being who they are and living life the best they can the way they want and know how.
The town truly is a character of its own in the film, you can say it's one big supporting character by its nature. As we see there is just lots of comedy to be had, from a maniac mailman that always drives and delivers at super speed all because a measly number of miles are too much by his standards. An antique shop that could almost be close to the one from "Friday the 13th the Series" as each of the antiquities have morbid histories making them possibly accursed, which is kind of funny because it's true as most antiquities and ancient relics do. And who'd of thought the game "Softball" can be one of the most violent sports ever; if I ever played in that town, I'd probably want to wear riot gear.
But of course, what powers it is both of the leads, Andy Farmer played by Chevy is well good as usual being Chevy. But what I like here is that he's a little more well rounded as we see him being funny but also feeling like just the everyday man that is just trying to get through the day but also do what he's sets himself out to do.
And of course, he's not perfect as we see as it's common in most of the characters he plays, he tries too hard, and he acts on things that probably looked better in his mind. Like one scene where both and his wife are going on date night, but then he pulls out a surprise which kind of makes it all go bust.
These character flaws do lead him to doing something extremely stupid and damning later on. Despite the flaws, he's kept a sure and good bet because you sense he's capable of admitting he's wrong; I really love that this film obeys that cardinal rule where "you don't have to make your character's perfect, just don't make them into a bad bet"; the problem most current movies, TV shows, even comic book series have are where they have certain characters make mistakes but don't admit to them nor do anything to even correct and make up for them. Which is the main reason we're put off by them because what is the point if they're just going to keep behaving badly; but also puts their character and story development to a dead halt.
Elizabeth Farmer played by Madolyn Smith Osborne whom I think is hot and a more than capable comedic actress that unfortunately is another of those one to few hit wonder actresses as she never had more afterward. But I like how she acts and reacts like how any regular person would adjust to the strange new place they're in and make a life for herself. Which is something we can all emphasize as we've all moved someplace that seems new and familiar but strange and different at the same time; and we all go thought the motions in adaptation.
Both characters really have genuinely good chemistry, I really bought them as a married couple. I love the fact that both don't have kids but also that both are married. These two factors are a good thing because it eliminates the tired clichéd subplots with kid characters around. But also, the generic BFs and GFs that are mainly just intrusive bull crap obstacles for the two characters that clearly want to spend time with each other. Thankful we see that because that's what we want to see in the first place
It also feels like a functional relationship, like all of them we see the ups and the downs. When both characters get to the down part of their relationship, we really feel sad because we care. The way it's handled feels plausible as Andy, let's just say would earn the blue ribbon for stupidest crap ever. You understand why Andy did what they did, but you know it's not the answer as it just made things a lot worse. From this point it really feels like things can easily go one way or another depending on what each person feels and wants from the whole thing.
Really like the third and final half which makes the film into a Christmas film suddenly. It's really cracks me up because of how perfectly picturistic and pleasant the town makes itself, that it's strange and even stranger is that it just doesn't feel normal. It's also suspenseful, not so much because of the scam they're all trying to pull but mainly what's happening in the relationship with, and Diane and you can't help but feel they could be making a big mistake. The suspense is will they or won't they both go through with it; you just must wait and see.
Strange is normal, which makes the smallest places beautiful in the biggest way.
Rating: 4 stars.
Crush Roller (1981)
Color Rolling
This is another edition of the under the radar video. I'm a kid from the 80's, so from the very start I've been a retro gamer; to me the joy of being a retro gamer is discovering gems I've never heard about nor played from decades ago. Finding them shows that those past decades still have plenty to offer.
It's another in the Maze Craze genre which of course at the time was one of the big video game genres after the "Pac-Man" franchise rolled on by. This game I played at the "Tacoma Pinball Convention" and still play at a retro arcade bar in Meridian, Washington called "Flip Out Arcade". This game never had any ports except one for the "Neo Geo Pocket" which is an updated version of the game and is great (hopefully it gets a rerelease in the future if possible).
There really isn't much to say as your simply a paint brush and your job is to paint all the streets a certain color. But as usual it's no easy task as you must outrun and avoid some deadly fish chasing after you for some strange reason.
That's really it, I know not much of a story and no need for one anyway as yesteryear games we were all in it for the action. The control in the game is solid, it really has the physics of the paint brush down which of course is the simple back and forth motion. Really like the use of color as in each stage you have a different kind of color to paint the whole stage with. It's a bit of a mix of "Pac-Man" and "Q-Bert" as each stage must be colored to perfection, you can dare leave one empty uncolored space. And, there can't be one blemish, because you not just have to avoid the fish, but you have to cover the track and even roll over some annoying enemy that consists of a cat, mouse, or inviable man that's messing up the works.
Other than the coloring, two other things make this maze game unique. On the stages there are multiple warp holes, where in "Pac-Man" you only have two. These warp holes behave in a similar function where you can get to one part of the maze easily and slow your enemies down if they follow you in. But what's great about having multiple holes is that it gives you a small element of strategy, you know where each is going to lead, but the questions are what the best areas are to be right now and how much am I willing to risk.
Another thing in the game are the rollers, which aren't quite like the power pellets in "Pac Man" but more like the doors from the "Mappy" game. You don't have to worry about losing them as they'll always be there. They serve as two functions as they help in moving you a little faster from point A to B but also, they roll over enemies they get in its path. However, for that to work you must wait or draw them to the right position and you must be on the right end of the roller to make it work; so once again there is a little of that risk and reward factor.
Overall, this is a fun vintage yesteryear maze craze game that's worth a roll.
Rating: 3 stars.
The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Drinking Buddies
This is one of my favorite comedies of all time and one of my favorites in the duo comedy subgenre. This film is also kind of a holiday film as it takes place during "Octoberfest". I like that because it's a change of pace from the usual holiday contenders that always get a movie; let alone this is one of the only films based on the "Octoberfest" holiday that I know of. The only other one is "Beerfest" but that's another story.
There have been plenty of comedy duos over the years and still going, it's almost hard to narrow it down. But if I had to, I would say it depends on how well they withstand the test of time and if they can make me laugh; these two, as you can guess, are on my list despite both being slightly forgotten.
The McKenze Bros of course are skit characters from one of my favorites but also forgotten skit comedy shows "SCTV" which was Canada's answer to SNL (Saturday Night Live) and truth be told I like that show more than SNL; and part of the reason was these two. This is one of the first films you can say in which a skit comedy characters are made into a full-length feature; this is actually a good think because it means that both characters wouldn't be limited to one set but actually have an entire world as their playground or sandbox to play in.
The McKenze Bros there you can say Canada's equivalent to "Cheech and Chong"; just like with those two with their Marijuana, the McKenze's they had their addictive drug of choice which is beer. Both were not the brightest bulbs, and both were clearly buzzed 24.7 on their substances. However, despite those things they were loveable losers because you always sense a sort of childlike innocence to them despite not always making the best choices. Their hearts, if not their heads, are in the right place, and they do try and do the right thing despite mixed results.
Not a whole lot I can say, I really like the plotline which I know is extremely absurd and stupid almost like a throwaway plotline for a comic book series, and that's the point which makes the film even more fitting for the McKenze Bros as Beer is what both of them would live and die for; so you can easily guess what great lengths they both go to defend it.
Of course, what really drives the film of course is the comedy but mainly the McKenze Bros themselves, from Bob played brilliantly by one of my favorite comedic actors Rick Moranis. And the other Doug by Dave Thomas who is an underrated comedic actor that should have had more. Even if you unfamiliar with the skits, both are just hilarious, in a way their kind of live action cartoon characters in fact the whole movie is kind of a live action cartoon. But everything both just say and do is just hilarious as both are obviously buzzed on their butts and doing everything to preserve both beer and the Canadian way, which may not be truth and justice but hey it's something.
The visual and physical comedy is good, but I really like the dialog in the film is just hilarious, from the way both brothers talk, to what they say as there are so many memorable and strangely cleaver lines; and none of them have one cuss word which is a good thing as sometimes to me excessive cussing sometimes gets old but wouldn't fit both characters anyway.
This isn't crude raunchy comedy as you would expect despite taking place in "Octoberfest" and alcoholic content is involved. It's more based on absurdist comedy, this film has a lot of very unexpected and ridiculous things that you honestly think wouldn't happen ever, but they do, which in a way just elevates the comedy and gives the film more of that live action cartoon feel.
There are a lot of memorable moments, I'll just mention a couple as I honestly don't want to give too much away. For one it's the opening of the movie which is one of my favorite movie openings of all time, let alone a prime example of one of the right ways to start a film and that it's based on surprise. The opening, you can say sort of predates a lot of the films today as it's one of those that break the fourth wall, how you'll just have to find out but it's hilarious.
The other of course is the hockey match, which is funny as it's an obvious "Star Wars" reference joke as we see both teams are dressed up as the Stormtroopers. The good news despite not being able to shoot their lasers for crap, they can at least play hockey; hmm makes me wonder if hockey even exists in the "Star Wars" verse?
This vintage comedy classic has a tasty brew.
Rating: 4 stars.
To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)
The Heat of Corruption
This is one of my personal favorite films of all time. It's also one of my favorites in the Neo Noir genre and believe it or not my favorite film from the director. This film plays like an episode arc to "Miami Vice", which is a little ironic as this film was near the same time as that show. Like with "Miami Vice" this film has both a good balance of both style and substance.
I really like the story which really is engaging and thought provoking but all in a good way. It's true it is complex like most noir/neo noir stories are; but once again in a good way as this film just has a lot of details big and small you must pay attention too as their puzzle pieces that make the big picture. This works to the film's advantage because it gives it its replay value to me as it's one of those films you must watch more than once to uncover more, that makes the picture all the bigger and more interesting than before. Also, certain things happen and a twist or two which are ones you might not see a mile away, and I like that feeling because the twists in this film have weight because they make sense the more you think about it, but that those details were always there just like with the counterfeit bills it's easy to overlook them.
There are some good action sequences, they're not wall to wall action but that is because the action in this film is realistic if you can believe that. It makes sense for the genre this film is in as the neo noir genre isn't known for action but in its suspense and story. But most importantly grounding and reminding us that these characters are living in the real world; they're in a career with no second chances and any day could be the last.
There are a couple of memorable action sequences, like a foot chase at an airport which I thought was cool, really like the use of the place but also as usual with those foot chases both the pursuers and pursue always seem to be former track racers as they always seem to cover a great amount of distance, let alone almost unlimited stamina. But of course, the one that stands out the most is the car chase, which to me is one of my favorite chase scenes of all time and was at the time one of the longest car chases. It sort of reminds me a little of the video game series "Grand Theft Auto" as we see both Chance and his partner just driving just about everywhere from different locations to even the wrong side of the road, to lose the people chasing and gunning for them.
Music score is great as its composed by the famous band in the 80's Wang Chung. This is the kind of score that you could hear from "Miami Vice" which is ironic I say as this band's songs were featured in a few episodes. But I really like the feel of the music that fits just like a glove for the film, where the songs have a lot of pop and excitement, but at the same time there is an underlying darkness in the tone.
One of the things I love is the style and color. The film really has nice imagery that is a treat for your eyes but also serves the purpose of the story. We see L. A. for its beauty but at the same time the dirt, girt, seedy end of things. This helps in pertaining to the constant theme of counterfeit throughout the film; because most of the time when we think of L. A. we think of the positive things from movies, movie stars, Disneyland, Beverly Hills, and every other positive thing. However, there is over course the dark end of things, from those dirty seedy streets and the dirty business conducted and most of the crime that occurs within those negative environments. It really gives you the feeling of a deceptive city where nothing and no one is whom they seem.
I really like how throughout the film we see the red orange color, the color of fire. This color along with the element of fire acts as a constant foreshadowing for what's to come in the film. But it's also to give the film its dangerous atmosphere on how L. A. has become a hellscape for corruption. This also displays the true nature of corruption which is really destruction.
And of course the characters are all solid, well played out by a well-chosen cast. From Richard Chance played well by William Peterson whom of course you may remember as Gill Grisom from the "CSI" series; I'll admit it took me by surprise seeing him in this and this is a radically different character from the level headed protagonists he usually plays, because as we see Chance is kind of an anti-hero as he isn't that good of a guy, probably not at all by nature.
William Defoe who is good as always as the main villain Eric Masters. He's one of my favorite fictional noir/suspense thriller villains as he's a rather mysterious and dangerous sot. He's highly intelligent, in control, knows what he's doing, always manages to get a step ahead of everyone. Has sort of that introverted, passive aggressive, even slightly unpredictable nature to him. As we see he's also cold and ruthless, whenever anyone attempts to double cross him or even take him down, he doesn't hesitate to take them out of the picture.
The rivalry between both Chance and Masters is intriguing but also fascinating because of the parallel dichotomous dynamic between both Chance and Masters. Both characters are the same but on different sides of the counterfeit bill.
Both don't like playing by the rules except their own, with Masters of course that's in his crime business behind his artist career. Chance, despite working for the system has a deep seeded hatred toward it, probably because it doesn't operate fast enough or the way he wants it to; so he plays by his own rules to in his mind still enforce the law or his definition of it. Both have passion in their work as both have that same artistic passion in a way, with Masters it's in the paintings he does but also the counterfeit ring he manages in precision manner like in the portraits he paints. Chance it's in the planning and execution in his operations he works up to the last detail all to create the big picture which is on shutting the man down.
It's also in the little details their both alike, from the fact both are good dressers and most of the time in the black color from Masters with a T-Shirt but we see Chance wears a black leather coat in most of the film. There was a moment when Chance combs his hair slicked back which is the same hair style that Masters wears his hair. There is even one single line in the film "your beautiful" Masters and Chance say this line in two different scenes.
Let alone their relationships with as both don't have close friends at least none I know about; alright except for one friend of Chance's we see in the beginning but he doesn't talk about him despite tragedy caused by his adversary. Chance still remembers him but he's not a big motive or part of his chase. Also Chance and Masters have no love lives as the women their involved with they use for whatever purposes they have set for them.
The main motive for both is on mastery which is one of the revolving themes in the film, both want mastery over life and death. As we see Chance and Masters are clearly war addicts as they both really are doing their jobs for the thrill of it all. With Masters he has a quiet joy as he likes just being in control of it all. Like one scene that reflects his mindset is when in the beginning we see him burning one of his paintings. He does this as a reminder to himself that he is always in control as he's the true keeper of the image he painted from his mind.
Chance it's almost a game to him, as we see in one scene in the aftermath of a dangerous situation that almost cost him and his partner his life, he mentions Michael Jordan and the Lakers; in his mind he's like a star player in a Basketball game making the winning baskets in the big game.
The characters last names are ironic , as we see both are true to them, however the thing is both concepts of chance and mastery go hand in hand; because the element of chance is part of what leads to mastery over one's self. But also a master must always have and take chances, in order to reinforce and further one's mastery.
The other theme in the film is on counterfeit, counterfeit is all about conducting one big deception. Both Masters and Chance are deceivers, as they constantly deceive both the opposition and the people they work with. However, they also deceive themselves as both have never admitted once in their life their wrong.
With Masters he probably never thinks of himself as a bad guy, not exactly sure what he thinks of himself, may 'be as simply a guy that's simply trying to achieve empowerment and enlightenment to himself. Chance, it's just as the guy that gets the job done and does them right which is one step closer to the masterhood he seeks, even though things are getting messy, and he may have crossed the line too far. This makes the film even more suspenseful because from how far both take things, you have this constant sense of doom as you know in the back of your mind things aren't going to go well, for both.
In the heat of corruption, there is no trust, no second chances and no way out.
Rating: 4 stars.
For Love or Money (1993)
Pursuing Greater Value
This is another edition for the under the radar video series. Rom Coms aren't really my genre, I'm personally not a fan of the sub-genre as they blend together most of the time; but I do make exceptions depending on story and of course who's in it, I know sounds bias but both factors help a lot. It's true this is probably not quite one of the best romance films or even one of director Barry Sonfield's highly ranked in my book but just because it isn't doesn't make it bad and is worth checking out if you're looking for something different.
The plotline is good, it's not exactly new as it's practically a formulaic format we've all seen dozens of times probably from one of dozens of cookie cutter Hallmark films. Sure, like most romance films it's predictable but it's in the execution and build up to pay off that makes it work and it's really a question of how the two will get there in the end, that makes it even more sweetly suspenseful.
Comedy is also good, it's sort of a bit of a throwback to a lot of the rom coms of yesteryear, as it's more low key where it's reliant on the characters, what they say and do and not some bullcrap deus ex machina situations. Even like the setting which is New York City, really like the use of the locations; it's kind of ironic considering M. J. did the film "The Secret of My Success" which also took place in the same setting and also a rom com. It's kind of one of the perfect settings of romance for me because New York City being as overly busy as it is, is still a place where anything is possible.
I really like Michael J. Fox's character Doug Ireland as he's an underdog that is working his tailbone off, which is something I feel a lot of romance films seem to lack these days. Despite his job role he's not rich and he's not a person that always gets the girl. He still has the struggle to make ends meet but also, it's all in pursuit of a dream of his.
As we see he's highly sociable, so he knows how to talk to people, get on their good side to make them happy, which of course translates to making the right connections. Sort of that old saying on the golden rule, "do unto others, as they would do unto you" which is one of the running themes in the film. But also, this is device for the cause-and-effect element, as those connections we see all do fall into place in the end, how they do you'll just have to watch for yourself. But what makes his character endearing is that his main goal isn't money and success, but that he likes and wants to help people, make life a little better for them and himself in the process.
Gabrelle Anwar on my list of under the radar actresses is solid as the would be love interest Andy. You get a good feel for her character as she's sexy with persona to boot; she's a person with big dreams as well, which is to have a bigger career in singing. But as we see her character isn't perfect as she is somewhat naïve as we see she clearly has the wrong ideas about love. She's still a likeable person we still route for (likewise with Doug), but she should know better.
The chemistry between both Doug and Andy is solid, I bought their back and forth as both have charisma. But you really had a good feeling that both are good friends, but as we see it's a friendship that is starting or could become something more. Even like little moments that I felt were genuine probably thanks to the performances of both actors. From a dance scene both have together, but also one scene that stands out is when Doug backs away as he sees Andy talking on the phone with the rich creep. You see deep sadness in Doug, and that moment I remember thinking "what is wrong with this picture?"; you know Doug is the right one for her and the person on the other line Andy's talking to is clearly all wrong for her.
Both Doug and Andy have one thing in common, they both are pursuing their dreams but are pursuing them in the wrong direction. They're trying to take the easy way as this investor who is a creep is in their eyes their possible ticket to them; even though we know by his very nature he's untrustworthy. For Doug it's to get his dream of his hotel and for Andy it's to have love in her life and possibly the backing she needs to boost her singing career. We see this pursuit starts to get dangerous as its damaging them emotionally and their friendship; and it comes to a point where both must ask themselves the question "Am I losing something more valuable?"
Sometimes what you want most in life can be a lot closer than you think and more valuable that money can't buy.
Rating: 3 stars.
Golden Axe: The Revenge of Death Adder (1992)
Second Axe Swing makes the cut
This is another of my favorite beat em ups of all time. It's an arcade follow up to of course one of my favorite and games in general "Golden Axe" (game I reviewed) and it makes the cut.
Plotline is pretty much the same as before on Death Adder coming back enslaving the land and you and your party must save it. Yeah, the typical fantasy fare but the plot and story really aren't important as the action and the adventure in this game were all here for and it delivers on that.
I really like how the sequel does improve upon its predecessor a little. The graphical presentation, which is just like the first, is great as it's well detailed from the fantasy world and the character models. But one of the things that make the presentation different is that they've added some of the vector five effects where it gives a little of the illusion of three dimension. It was a cool effect for its time because it really felt like that fourth wall was being broken as we saw graphical decorations being thrown toward you on the screen. Like when you destroy some of the tree ents you see some pieces of wood being thrown at you. It was such a cool feeling because it felt like we were more involved with the action.
But the other thing with is that there were parts in the game when you weren't just going to point A to B. But you moved to the middle of the background, and you saw the background passing you as you moved. This was also cool because it really gave the feeling of three dimensions to the world we maneuvered in.
I like that this time you have four characters to choose from, who are all unique and have strengths and weaknesses. All are fun to play and of course we have one or two of our favorites depending on our preference. My two favorites are the female centaur who was cool as she's a character you don't play every day. Really like the moves she has with the "American Gladiator" joust stick she's armed with and the finishing movies seeing her use her hooves.
But of course, my favorite is Stern who is the archetypical Barbarian hero, no problem there if it works it works. I really like playing him as he's more balanced and being a "Conan" and "He-Man" fan, I just always love that kind of character as he wields a big sword.
The combat in the game is very good, from your magic to use to wheedle the odds down but also build up on the magic. Really like that cut scene where you see the effect the magic has on one of the enemies, surprised they let an arcade game have that but it really showed how video games were taking the next step that video games aren't just for kids. The hit detection is a lot tighter as you can see and hear your blows making an impact. But I like that your characters have an even better combo system. Also, there is a finishing combo that is executed just when your opponents are at their weakest moment. Thought that was cool as it was very helpful in the boss fights when you need to drain their health bar a little faster.
One of the other things that makes the game stand out is the multiple pathways, which wasn't common at the time. I always love this feature, because it creates replay value as you can play the game again and beat it in a different way. And of course, the highlights of the game are in the music which has some cool memorable tunes. But also, the beast you ride whom are all different from the previous game, which makes the game all the better. Each of the rides are unique and just really cool from skeleton dragons, giant praying mantises, and my favorites the giant scorpions. Each is a different species with different kinds of attacks like with one of the scorpions they use their pincers and another kind an electro tail stinger.
But this game has a couple of mis swings that hold it back a little for me. For one thing it has that fundamental problem most beat em ups have of its repetitiveness. This is something I can easily get past being a beat em up veteran I expect this, and it doesn't affect my enjoyment. But still it's there and is a problem with the bosses as there should have been a little more variety as you fight some of the same ones again on some other levels. But the real problem is the length of the game is just a bit too long, which does cut into the momentum of the game a little. It doesn't bother me too much, but I would of at least trimmed one level, so that I don't feel I've overstayed which is not a good feeling I like to have with the beat em up games.
Overall, I really like this sequel even though it comes close it doesn't quite surpass the first game in my book anyway; it's still worth playing. For vintage beat em up fans, this sequel makes the cut.
Rating: 3 and a half stars.
Dragon Flyz (1996)
Wing Powered
This is another edition in the under the radar video series. I have heard about this series before, but I was never able to watch it as I was focused on so many other animated properties at the time. I was able to recently and I'm glad to say this is another hidden gem to add to the 90's animation collection.
The setting of this show is awesome as it's something different in the post-apocalyptic genre of sci-fi, but also really like the series and mature feel of the show which shows the big steps animation is taking, that's just like with the dragons can soar to heights never achieved and have yet to be now.
I really love this post-apocalyptic world which is fascinating and not one I see much except in Anne McCaffrey's "Pern" book series and the video game series "Panzer Dragoon". What I like about this series is just like with both properties, this is post-apocalyptic sci-fi not fantasy. Yes, there are dragons and mutants but they're not the products of fantasy but of science itself.
I even like that the post-apocalyptic world is one of a futuristic world. Even though this world does have high technology that still works and is far more advanced compared to ours. We still see there are still pieces of technology and practices that have become lost in time, due to the devastating war aftermath.
The world it takes place in is also dark as we see humans have become an endangered species. The remaining humans live on a floating island that is unfortunately the last oasis that can support and sustain them. But not for long as they need a fuel source which is a mineral called amber. Of course, this isn't easy to find nor retrieve, and so we see the humans are both on a quest for fuel but also time to find a promise land where they can live and rebuild the Earth again. This really is thoughtful and sad premise, but an important lesson showing that we as a species aren't immortal, how we might not go the distance, and that when the world of the past is gone, it's gone for good.
The animation is solid, it's the kind you'd expect from the 90's, here they utilize French animation which I think looks great as there is this elegance to their style. From the backgrounds, character models, along with creatures, most notably the dragons which look cool as rightfully as they should.
The action is very good as it consists of shootouts, but mainly arial combat. The arial combat/dog fighting is well choreographed, really love seeing the use of the dragons, but also as they dismount, we see the Dragon Flyz utilize their technological wings and the mutants their organic wings. It was just cool, and you can say by their nature there were kind of ballets/dances but in the sky. I even like some of the stories and writing which has some memorable stories, but we see there is a revolving mystery in the show as in each episode we discover a little more about this lost world and what possibly lead them to where they are now. Also, the show explores mature and relevant themes of environmentalism, the victories, and follies in scientific/technological advancement, as well as prejudice and racism.
The only bad thing this how the characterization is a bit two dimensional. I know that most animated shows then and even some now aren't always known for deep character drama. But I felt with a show like this it could have benefited from it, making the show gain more altitude than ever through depth. As I would have liked to see more into the main villain Dreadwing's motives as to why he wants to wipe out all of humanity. I know seems complicated, which I don't mind if you don't overdo it. Though you could say this show is more plot driven which could be the reason for this, so I can't complain too much.
It would be cool if this had a revival or a licensed comic book series so we can take the series to higher altitudes; like being able to explore and get more answers on this futuristic post apocalypse like clues on what the war might have been about and even possible explanations on the existence of the Dragons and mutants. See if there are other floating cities and other regions on the ruined earth ruled by different hierarchies and see how different they are and how they affect the war. Could even be a bit like the "Planet of the Apes" series where we'd get a perspective from both sides of the war and the moral grey area that exists as there's no black and white between both sides nor are either entirely on the right. Though this won't happen due to the show's small fanfare, however, there have been some recent resurgences on certain properties, so the possibility is still out there.
This is a hidden gem worth a flight.
Rating: 3 stars.
Elevator Action Returns (1994)
Elevation for Fun
This is another of my favorite video games of all time and run and gun games. "Elevator Action" is you can say one of Taito's big franchises, even though it doesn't get enough attention; This game is its first and only sequel. I'll level with you I did like the first game but didn't love it; personally, I love the sequel because it just had a lot more going for it.
Like any good video game sequels or just sequels in general, it took everything about the first game and just improved and made it even better than before. From the setting which they've put in the future, which was a wise move, it sort of reminds me of the world in the movie "Robocop", despite all the advanced technology it is still in the modern day; and of course, things are far from perfect as things are dirty, grimy, and crime has run rampant. This gives the game the perfect battleground, a bit of a neo noir vibe as it's a world where danger is rampant and can pop up anywhere at any time.
The graphical presentation is great, I really love the use of the detail, which is just spot on, from characters, like how in the cutscenes they look almost like the anime characters from the series "Red Photon Zillion" and probably were inspired by that series as one of them look uncannily (though not by accident) like Apple from the show only without the blue hair. Along with those digital scope lens they wear which were also in the show. But it's the background animation along with visual and sound effects that is the real star of the visuals as it really helps make the game pop and lively.
The gameplay is excellent and spot on, it's like the gameplay of the original but with some refinements and improvements. Much like with run and gun games like "Rolling Thunder" this is the kind of game you take your time with, you must think a little before taking your next step, utilize tactics to take out your opposition and to use your time wisely because it can run out faster than your ammo.
For the controls you have the walk, jump and duck like in the first game, but here there is a little more fluidity to the control. Also, in the game you can also run and roll when you need to, to get someplace in a hurry or simply be at the right place and time to attack. As usual you have the elevators which help you to advance up or down floors, the fact that you can see what goes on in the other floors works to your advantage as it puts you a step ahead of the opposition and can plan your next move/s better.
One of the improvements is that you have different kinds of weapons which each have strengths and weaknesses, but each of them give you a step up in the game. But each of the new weapons has limited ammo so make your shots count. You have a bar of life, so you don't have to worry about the one-shot death, but you still must worry about death as you're not bulletproof. There are boss battles but they're more like stick situations as you must shoot and maneuver your way out of them.
And of course, the music and sound are superb, really like the sound effects for the guns and there are some very solid music tunes that just give out the fast hard hitting action vibe. And most of all how violent the game is, which makes sense with most games in the 90's they were taking things up a notch. This game does have a small blood spurt effect every time you hit an enemy. But the even more devastating effect is seeing your enemy/s getting burned to a crisp by any of the explosive barrels that are of course conveniently present. All this is commonplace now for our current games but still you can't help but imagine how people back in the 90's must have been blown away by this as there really wasn't anything like it at the time.
This vintage classic is an elevation of fun.
Rating: 4 stars.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
Evil Homecoming
This is my third favorite entry in the series but it's also one of my favorite horror films of all time. Back then this film was a big event, because no one ever thought it would happen. You really must understand this was a time when the concept of returning and resurrecting characters wasn't commonplace. It's not really too surprising Michael came back as the 80's decade was practically a golden age for horror film franchises, let along horror icons so Michael turn eventually would come.
I really loved seeing that trailer to this film, with that voice of the late great Don LaFontaine narrating and you saw that running text and then cuts to the scenes from the film; back then a lot of horror fans were blown away seeing this trailer and there might have been some cheering in the audience. I love that kind of feeling, it's the kind of feeling you don't get everyday hearing news of a new film from a personal believed franchise, it just goes to show just like Michael how great franchises never die and are here to stay.
It's true that like most slasher films, the plotline is pretty much the same old game but that's not a bad thing, as a saying goes "if it's not broke don't fix it." It truly was a wise move as it brought Michael back to his old hunting ground, which us Halloween fans prefer as it's Michael's natural habitat much as the summer campgrounds are for Jason Vorhees. Seeing this as Halloween fans, it felt like we were all being treated with proper respect.
Of course, all the old characters are back from, like Dr. Lomis whom we see is still himself and hunting down Michael to cure him of his life. But then we have the new characters, which is inevitable in sequels, but I always like it as it means new story lines if they pan out; let alone the series is called "Halloween" it doesn't solely mean it's all about particular characters.
Danalle Harris whom I think is an underrated actress and of course another of my celeb crushes. I really love her character Jamie Strode/Myers. Her character is sweet and highly sympathetic as she is dealing with the loss of her parents (in this multiverse Laurie is deceased) which sucks even for us, but it just shows once again the mortality of horror protagonists that despite survivors their not immortal. But also, she is trying to gain some sense of normalcy as we see she's had trouble adjusting, as one of the things is that she doesn't like to celebrate Halloween. Which to me I don't find strange as not every person celebrates certain Holidays, and not every holiday is for everyone. But one day she decides to, and you really like from this move there is some little change in Jamie as it looks like she is becoming happy. It just sucks that unfortunately of all days, it happened on the worst day and time of her life.
Of course there is the stepsister Rachel played well by Elle Cornell. She's probably my second favorite female protagonist in the "Halloween" series. Her character is strong and smart, if there is one mistake it's simply going out with the wrong guy in the film. But this is something that can happen to anyone and of course we know in the horror films cheaters are always marked for death. But I really like the dynamic between both Jamie and her, I really bought into the sisterly dynamic and it shows how sisterhood doesn't mean blood-related but in the bond between two individuals and what they'll do with each other.
There is a lot to love, from the music as we have some of the hold tracks but even some new ones. The kills are good and decent more violent than before, there are some blood effects nothing too gory but a way to keep with the times. My favorite kill is of course Michael with the shotgun, I won't say what he does with it, but Mike shows how there is more than one use for it.
Also, there are so many memorable moments, really like this one shot in one scene, in the gas station dinner how we see Michel standing behind the open doorway and the camera slightly zooms in on him. I thought that was a cool shot which in a way reflects on the danger Michael/The Shape is an evil force so close but also so far away. Even like that monologue that Lomis delivers to him, which carries a weight of sadness he's carried throughout the time he's hunted Michael down.
The film is suspenseful as you constantly hope that Jamie along with certain other characters will survive the night. There are a lot of memorable suspenseful sequences, I won't say too much so I don't give too much away. My favorite one and this is no surprise is the rooftop scene. I just thought it was cool, both the fear of heights along with Michael is a most deadly combination. In a way this is the ultimate sticky scenario from the "Uncharted" video game series; because you have three things to worry about from how high they are, the small amount of space to maneuver, and of course Michael himself. You're hoping Jamie and Rachel will be able to evade Michael and get out of the situation safely. And there is an ending which has a twist I honest didn't see a mile away, which made it even more impactful as it was the most chilling and tragic ever.
Michael's homecoming shows that evil is never gone for very long, nor does it truly die.
Rating: 4 stars.