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Magic Camp (2020)
Good Clean Family Fun
I honestly never watch disney movies, but my wife saw the cover and we both like Adam Devine's films, so we checked it out. Loved it. Good clean fun the whole family can enjoy. Good lessons are taught and it even brought a tear to wifey's eye at the end. Good for something to watch while the kids are still awake.
The Mandela Effect (2019)
Good for what it is
This a good sci-fi movie. Based on one idea and written for that purpose. Good "just chill and watch" movie.
6 Underground (2019)
Ignore all the hate...
This is a good solid action movie. Hollywood probably hates it for it's lack of feminism, but this movie is awesome.
Angel Has Fallen (2019)
Good story, terrible editing, few plot holes, kinda predictable.
Angel has Fallen has a really good story, Gerard Butler is great aswell as an amazinf performance from Nick Nolte, but the editing (not referring to the drone attack or the explosion in the woods) is absolutely horrible. At some points one can clearly see the green screen editing, and some editing just does not make sense. A few plot holes here and there, and somewhat predictable, but good.
Once Upon a Time in Deadwood (2019)
Why does Perez get such praise?
Every Rene Perez film so far is low budget, terribly written, riddled with editing mistskes, and have the crappiest actors money can't buy. Just stop.
Stuber (2019)
It is what it is
Great action/comedy. Good laughs. Great action. One ton of pure fun.
Office Uprising (2018)
Hilarious!
A fresh new take on "zombie" genre and filled with laughs, heart, and a ton of kickass fun. Totally worth it!
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
Was it a wild animal? Several wild animals?
This movie is for fans of dry humor. From the perspective of dry humor, this movie is spot on. Great acting from Bill Murray, Adam Driver, and Chloe Sevigny. The story is pretty straight forward and the laughs are there. Good for when there is nothing else on.
Mad Cow (2010)
Who did this?
This is probably the worst idea ever. The movie has no story, terrible acting, and looks like it was written by 10 year olds. Don't waste your time.
Laid in America (2016)
Not terrible, not great.
This movie is in the style of American Pie, Sex Drive, etc. It has a couple of funny moments, but also a couple of really dull moments. KSI does his usual screaming at the top of his coice over the top stuff, and Caspar's character is a bit more shy, and subtle. I think KSI was not bad and Caspar was actually much better than I expected. It is a typical teen comedy about two dudes trying to have sex for the first time. For what it is, I think it was okay.
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
A good stand alone.
This was good. I love both Dwayne and Jason's banter and humor. I think this movie would have done better if it released after the F&F franchise finished it's final film. But all and all, not bad at all. Good fun.
Holmes & Watson (2018)
Not Step Brothers, not even close!
Going into the movie I expected the same good old John and Will humor. How dissapointed I was when all I saw was a crappy movie with good talent like theirs wasted. Skip this one.
Airplane Mode (2019)
A movie for fans of all the social media stars
Granted, this movie is way over the top, and probably not funny in the "comedy movie sense". But for fans of all the youtubers/instagram stars, it will be an absolute treat.
Fortnite (2017)
This one is for the kids
Fortnite is fun for gamers 13 and under. The game is quite silly and the characters are fun, but only for the young ones.
Apex Legends (2019)
Way better than fortnite...
Apex Legends is probably the best free to play battle royale game there is. It is not extremely violent and great for teens to play aswell. The game has a number of characters and weapons to choose from and each has their own special ability to bring to the table aswell. Definately check this one out!
Captain Marvel (2019)
Feminism meets Marvel... And fails!
If you know anything about Brie Larson, it's that she spreads her feminist bs like a plague. She tried incorporating that into her role as Captain Marvel and it does not work at all! The movie lacks humor, and you don't empathize with the main character once. The only reason I give a 5 is because Jude Law played his part perfectly, and the cat was pretty darn funny. In short: If you are a big Marvel fan, skip this one indeed.
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)
Have reviewers really become this picky?
It is an Xmen movie. It is about superheroes with super powers. This movie is a good addition to the Xmen series. The story focuses on Jean Grey becoming the dark phoenix (like in the comic books). That being said, if you are not a big reader of comic books, and not a big fan of marvel/xmen, then stay away. True fans will like this movie. Good acting, amd amazing action sequences make this a treat on the big screen.
The 15:17 to Paris (2018)
Worth watching knowing what you are going into....
Yes these aren't professional actors, but they really faced what happened. Watch it expecting amateur acting, but the story holds true and having most of the people play themselves gives you a feeling of it really happening. Not the best acting from the real heroes, but they don't do bad for people who have NEVER acted before. This movie is severely underrated.
Tell Me How I Die (2016)
Good movie
For a low budget film, the story was good, actors were good, and the idea was semi original. It's not brilliant, but it's not terrible either, perfect for one of those "I want to watch a movie, but I don't know what I want to watch" kind of days.
It (2017)
Good idea, good story, but tame for it's genre
Okay, so the idea was good. The story was compelling and interesting. But there was no horror to be found. All the scenes that are supposed to frighten are mild and overall funny. So if you want something scary, don't get your hopes up.
Distorted (2018)
It's not oscar worthy, but it's not terrible
Okay, so let's face the facts. This won't win best picture, but it is fun to watch. The acting is not terrible, the story is intriguing, and it's good to watch when there is nothing good on TV. So if you're a fan of a good story with a bit of a twist, give it a try.
Vuil Wasgoed (2017)
South African Comedy at it's best!
This movie had me and my wife in stitches from behinning to end. The plot is clever, the actors are amazing, and the humor is perfect. I would say this is a South African "Jump Street" type movie. Definately worth it!
'n Man Soos My Pa (2015)
Melodramatic waste of time
This movie is a stinker from the beginning. The story is crappy, and there is nothing else but melodrama. It also teaches your kids that you can murder, drink, do whatever the hell you want, as long as you apologize for it. The only good thing was the actors. DO NOT WAYCH THIS MOVIE UNLESS YOU LIKE MELODRAMA. I can't stress that enough.
Van der Merwe (2017)
What a waste of good talent
A few of the actors in the movie are good, but not in this movie. The story is predictable, the cast does not match well, and the story and acting suffered because of it. This is a GIANT failure. One of the worst South African movies in the last 10 years. The Van Der Merwe jokes which are EXTREMELY popular in South African culture are made in the afrikaans language. The entire film is english. Like wtf were they thinking? The cast felt unemotional and stiff. Do yourself a favor and rather rent a Leon Schuster movie. #epicfail
Jonathan: Die Movie (2016)
Funny!
A movie based on the comedy of Rikus De Beer (Jonathan). The story is extremely funny aswell as being sincerely heartfelt at the same time. Good comedy for South Africans and the rest of the world to enjoy.