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The Walking Dead (2010)
A shame on every level
The rating of 0 is regrettably not possible. There's been a catharsis happened during season 3, where had been an explanation in the background about the symbolism of zombies in the realism. They are blind and hungry, like people living their life inside the matrix. Nothing ever happened since then. There's no plot, acting is a piece of SH**, literally: IT'S A PIECE OF SH**. Dialogues make absolutely no sense. This needs to end effective immediately! Stop fooling the community especially the quality. It's equal to nothing. BELOW ZERO. SHAME ON YOU, no... F*** Y**. Just... F*** Y**. "Your review does not contain enough lines": It contains more than enough.
Dark Touch (2013)
Another calamity to mankind
First of all, if someone is about to make a decent movie, there's a need to have a meaning or something to tell. Acting is absolutely utter bullsh*t, maybe because there's no tangible dialogues in this entire movie. What the hell is with the "tongue exercise?" First Niamh can barely speak and all of a sudden her tongue regenerates. How? The officer is not even sure where to begin with the investigation... who the f*ck is capable of this job? The lawnmower man, I surmise. Why does every kid have such a sinister and dark face and behaviour? What's the explanation? Seriously, whoever thinks it's a good movie, lies. Storytelling is below zero: nothing makes here any sense at all. Human emotions, reactions are far away from reality. No one is an interesting character, they are just manequins. Originality: wow, Stephen King's Carrie arrived!
Summa summorum: sh*t wrapped up with more sh*t.
All Is Lost (2013)
My blood pressure went through the fckn roof
Hardly to tell anything about the movie. My mind melted and vaporized like the chocolate in the furnace. It's anything but realistic. I was truly sucked in at first, i was truly moved in the end when RR saw the light on the distance. I first thought it was the huge container, which caused the collateral damage in the beginning of the movie. The last scene came, and i just swallowed my table in front of me. The typical cliché came, and demolished everything on it's way. Inane and feeble as donkey's ass. How could this be possible? And why is this movie so overrated? Metascore: 87/100??? Was that another version I had been watching? Save your time, save your money and save your soul.
Sick Boy (2012)
My IQ shrunk to zero after this junk
As a matter of fact, I don't even know where to start... Everything is chaotic, nothing seems to be logical, which is the "less" problem. The acting is so individually terrible, I thought first, it must be a joke or just my eyes played some sort of tricky games, but no! And they call themselves "actors". No one in this film played decent or at least somewhere like average. My brain was irreparably damaged after this and I only suggest "Sick boy" to those people, who are enough crazy and agile. There was a moment in some of the conversations, when I tried to find out, which "actor" was worse and there was my laugh breaking the dumb silence... maybe it was a side effect, I don't really care.