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The Instigators (2024)
Dumbest movie I have ever seen
Worst script and dumbest movie this decade.
What were Damon and Affleck thinking???
Absolutely zero interest in the characters. There was nothing believeable about the story whatsoever. Stupid, just plain stupid.
Rob a political fundraiser. Check
Rob the mayor. Check
Get released and not charged. Check
Go about your merry way. Check
Let's not forget the entire Massachusettes State Police and Boston Police Department showing up to a fire and having a party and then opening fire on a room with a hostage. Oops, don't forget the entire police force in a car chase and not catching them.
And, oh yeah, Ving Rhymes as a bad guy with a ramming truck and the dumbest lines in history.
Holy cow this movie is AWFUL.
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
The 'Pool magic is gone
The zany characters that brought us so much enjoyment in D1 and D2 are tossed aside in Deadpool and Wolverine.
Yukio, Dopinder, Teenage Warhead, Colossus and Vanessa have about 5 minutes of screentime in this movie.
This movie is ALL about Deadpool's desperation to interject himself in the MCU timeline.
The story's premise is the TVA from the Loki series. The Fantastic Four and X-Men, specifically Wolverine, are the centerpieces of this story and movie. The Avengers are referenced multiple times throughout but no characters make an appearance. Chris Evans appears not as Captain America but as Johnny Storm from the Fantastic Four.
All in all it is very disappointing if you're looking for that Deadpool magic. Now, he is simply trying to fit in with Wolverine and the other characters from that genre and, quite frankly, this movie should have been titled "Logan and Friend" or "who's this new guy in our story"
Hit Man (2023)
Boooooooring, so so booooooooring
One of those movies where you keep waiting for it to get to the next level or for something exciting to happen.
NEVER DOES
A story without much of a middle and totally void of an ending.
Who cares that they fall in love (awwww) and have children.
Unfortunately that is the crux of the story - hitman saves woman from herself, they get caught hanging out, cop tried to blackmail them and they poison him. He dies and then they get married and live happily ever after.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
Sure the lead actor and actress are fine to look at but that does not make a movie - you gotta have a reason to tell a story and this falls so painfully short of interesting.
Cold Pursuit (2019)
Horrible = Liam Neesen Revenge Tour
OK, so, here's how it goes:
2011: Movie Producer - "Hey Liam, let's make a movie about you killing a bunch of bad guys for revenge"
Liam - "OK"
2013: Movie Producer - "Hey Liam, let's make a movie about you killing a bunch of bad guys for revenge"
Liam - "OK"
2015: Movie Producer - "Hey Liam, let's make a movie about you killing a bunch of bad guys for revenge"
Liam - "OK"
2017: Movie Producer - "Hey Liam, let's make a movie about you killing a bunch of bad guys for revenge"
Liam - "OK"
2019/2020/2021/2022: Movie Producer - "Hey Liam, let's make a movie about you killing a bunch of bad guys for revenge"
Liam - "OK"
Now, can you guess what this one's about?
Citadel (2023)
We're not this ignorant.....
But Hollywood seems to think otherwise.
They kind of "lost me" in the beginning when the 2 series leads were riding on a high speed train thru the Dolomites when, low and behold, a firebomb goes off just 20 feet from them and their rail car, engulfed in flames, plummets off a 70 foot bridge and crashes into a creekbed.....MIRACULOUSLY, they both survive with mere scratches and NO BURNS......everyone else, of course, was killed because it would be impossible to survive the firebomb in their faces inside a speeding bullet, let alone then crashing off a bridge while having no restraints inside the inferno that was traveling at around 160 mph before impact.
DUH.....I can't wait for their next insult!!!!!
The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Why was this movie even made????
No plot....no point....as boring a movie as you will ever have the displeasure of suffering through. I have absolutely no idea why this movie was made.
Ok, they live on an island off the coast of Ireland (we assume) and they are bored to tears although we have no clue what they do for a living nor why they live there. We have zero background on the players and we're never given any. They hate their lives and all we see them do is walk back and forth from their home to the pub or the church. They drink ale and complain about how miserable they are. THAT'S IT.....they have friends and enemies. THAT'S IT.
What an ABSOLUTE SNOOZEFEST....there's no reason or point......INCREDIBLY BORING.
The English (2022)
Rafe Spall nails his role
Definitely oscar-worthy performance by Rafe.
Very well-done look at a slice of the American West at the turn of the 20th Century. Makes you darn glad you live in this day and age and not when Syphillis (VD du jour) was a horrible death sentence.
The final scene between Emily and Chaske left me a bit confused but overall the series was very enjoyable. Some bad bushwackers ruled the roost back in the 1890's but it seems a few good men existed on the fringes. Interesting look into the British relationship and fascination with the new frontier that I was not aware of - had no idea the British filmed the first "western" movie!!!!
Blacklight (2022)
How does trash like this get released?
Horrible writing and a pointless movie. Seems to be the norm these days in Hollywood.
Why Liam Neeson continues to act in these B movies is a testament to the adage of "anything to earn a paycheck."
Simply cannot understand why any writer, producer, director or actor would find any value whatsoever in this story after reading the script and SHAME ON us viewers once again tuning in to watch such borish tripe.
Nick May and Mark Williams have managed to write a script without a point and a story without an ending. Mark Williams must truly be hurting for money by Directing this trainwreck and allowing his name to be associated with its release. Simply a horrible waste of your time.
Nope (2022)
NOT even close to a Masterpiece
Ignore the paid reviewers, this movie is boring and has ZERO "scare" to it. I have absolutely no idea why anybody found this snoozefest to be entertaining even on an elementary level.
Seriously, Peele was looking for a wow factor or a nail-biter and he got a runny egg.
While original, the acting was mailed in and the story had no interesting plots or twists. Daniel K. Looked as if he was forcing out every ridiculous line of dialogue and showed zero emotion THE ENTIRE MOVIE. When your lead actor looks as if he'd rather be at a dentist office getting a root canal than in any of the scenes, you know you've got a flop on your hands.
"Don't look him/it in the eye and it won't kill you"????
OMG, you've got to be kidding!!!!!!!!
Simply BAD on so many levels. I, for one, kept waiting for something to grab my interest.....that moment never came. Not even close.
The Batman (2022)
So blah, bad script, worse acting
Why is this boring movie getting good reviews????
The script is terrible and has zero imagination. Robert Pattinson couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. No emotion at all on his part the entire movie - like he was just reading a script for the first time.
No possible way this is an 8+....... couldn't have been more disinterested for 3 hours if I was waiting in a dentist's office.
Just plain bad.
The Good Place (2016)
The creativity of Michael Schur + GREAT CAST
Such a perfect mix of characters and storylines. One of those shoes that you simply miss when it's no longer here. Whenever I just want to relax, laugh, be thoroughly entertained and, more importantly, relate to the characters I am watching, THIS IS my go-to series.
Other than maybe Upload, The Boys or Friends, you will rarely find a cast that fits together so seamlessly.
Give it a try.....or watch it 4 times like I already have!!!!
The Contractor (2022)
Pine and Foster can't save this....
Chris Pine and Ben Foster produced great on screen chemistry in Hell or High Water but what they were handed here in The Contractor was a sophomoric screenplay that is not up to par. Tarik Saleh directed this bad miss like it was his first movie.
It's a shame that the Pine and Foster duo starred in this DUD. Sutherland brought nothing to the table - his character was a waste of screentime and he clearly mailed it in....zero effort, zero emotion - just like a robot.
Diabolical (2022)
Love The Boys but hated this trash.....
Episode 1 was a waste of about 14 minutes of my life. Zero on the 1-10 scale. I am not sure WHY these were even made except to just make money off The Boys franchise. Granted I am not a fan of graphic cartoon violence but these were ONLY created to advance the genre thru employing children as the slaughter machines. Saw nothing thru the first 4 episodes to warrant saying anything positive about this trash.
Brazen (2022)
Made-for-TV Movie Hell........
It's always a toss-up with these Made-for-TV movies on which is worse, the script or the acting.
THE ACTING makes this movie a 1. The script might be less stars.
Netflix must be desperate for ANYTHING to fill time-slots when they throw this on the air.... What's even more comical (or pathetic) is that this sophomoric attempt at movie-making is "trending" in the top-10 on Netflix.
Our society is doomed.
Red Notice (2021)
Again, Gal Gadot is the worst actress of our time
Gal Gadot should NEVER be cast. I thought her performance in WW184 was beyond horrible but she nearly outdid herself in the "ZERO acting skills" department in this failure. Combined with the acting-challenged Rock, this movie never had a chance.
Hollywood is in serious need of talent.
Hangman (2017)
Yikes!!!
Pacino and Urban had to have done this movie as a favor to someone or to pay off a debt they owed him/her.
The script and story are so rookie.....unbelieveable....hard to watch.....just plain bad at every level.
The Silencing (2020)
What a sophomoric script and movie
You've got to be kidding me?
How could anyone give this ridiculous, written by a middle-schooler, movie anything above a 2?
Kill Me Three Times (2014)
Was there a story? Script?
Worse attempt ever at trying to write a script around some bar idea.
Zero character development. How did they know each other? DID THEY know each other? Was Simon Pegg someone's boyfriend? Brother? What was his relationship with the blonde? She hired him? When? Why? Example: Cop - "I talked with this bookie so now I will kill you".....HUH? What?
I mean, dang, whoever wrote movie and script better not quit their day jobs.... Gotta believe that, at least once during filming, somebody must have said, "Hey, who are you? What is your role? Why am I killing you again?"
Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)
Moneygrab
Awful......Reynolds and Jackson should be ashamed.
Hayek says the "F" and "MF" is almost EVERY line.
Banderas must have needed money because he mailed it in on this role.
Freeman? What was that?????
I loved the first one but this one was terrible on almost every level....
....nothing more than a moneygrab.
Ted Lasso (2020)
Every once in a great while.....
.....a series finds magic in bringing it all together with the right cast for a creative story. Ted Lasso found that magic.
The characters all work, not just a few. The story unfolds into many levels without missing a beat and you can follow them all with equal interest....there's no "fillers" here.
Ted's story continues to evolve with surprises, empathy and hope wrapped into a complexity you didn't see coming. Awards await this performance.
Set aside the time to watch this series. You'll be glad you did.
Greenland (2020)
So stupid and boring and awful...
Whatever happened to character development?
Whatever happened to decent acting?
Whatever happened to believable stories?
What was the point of making this movie?
Why would anybody give it higher than 1-star?
The Thing from Another World (1951)
Corny, boring and horrible acting
Even for 1951, this had to leave wanting for more.....anything!!!!
Script and acting was lifeless. Story was so corny.
My dad saw this just prior to his Korean service and loved it. Man o man, how far we've come.....this cast would not have been successful in an 8th grade school play.
Without Remorse (2021)
Absolute Trainwreck
Nothing to see here folks....just move along.
Taylor Sheridan is my favorite screenwriter in the business but this movie missed at every level.
Nothing good to say about the acting, directing or story. An absolute snooze-fest.
Red Dragon (2002)
Sooooo boring
What a huge letdown compared to the rest of the series......
The Boys (2019)
Our society is pathetic
No boundaries, no moral code. To think that our society finds this disgusting show "entertaining" tells you just how far we've sunk. Maybe "shock" TV is all it requires to prove our ethics and morals no longer matter.