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Obliterated (2023)
i was pretty sure it was a parody but...
I lost almost 15 minutes of my life watching this full rubbish thing because i was waiting for the part in which they told us "ok and that's how we were dreaming things to happen..." or that someone would have shut down the tv tellin' "look what people watched in eighties..." ...
and then
the hoorror..
it was the real series, the real plot...they were the actors of a netflix series...and there was no joke, no parody..
i got only one question. Who gave these people money? What could possibly have happened to make some exec say "ok, that is a good project/pilot/plot/, go on!"
And i ask to myself...if this is the taste of somenone in Netflix, how many talented people fund themselves refused by this ignorant? How many beautiful series we will never watch because there is someone that is obviously doin' a job for which has got zero skills?
House of the Dragon (2022)
telenovelas with some dragons
Poor poor story, tons of useless and too long speeches ... it' just like that parody the Simpons did of Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace... political nonsense stories and words ..on words...with other words... and none of these words catch your attention
Well if you want to see a sud-american telenovelas or some kind of greys anatomy /house of cards drama typology you can go on watching this incredibly boring show.
If you you loved Game of Thrones do yourself a favor and keep that amazing show in your head because this thing is goin' to ruin every good memories and feelings you had for GOT.
Morbius (2022)
there is something in this world that i don't understand
I've read hundreds of things about how bad this movie was.
Tonight i've watched the movie.
I found it entertaining, well directed, well acted, good story, excellent cgi.
It's a couple of years that i'm starting to think that there is some kind of "bigger picture" in movie ratings that i don't get. Some precise goal to destroy or to praise specific movies or series.
And is a shame for every movies lover.
The Pentaverate (2022)
hire someone else - find someone true
Vote is 2 and not 1 only for a "nice to see you again" feeling
i see 10/10 and 9/10 reviews that, in my personal opinion, are written by a mktg agency tryin' to mitigate the damages they were sure were comin'
but hey, nice effort, but we are more
Is really sad when you see someone doin' the same mistakes over and over and nor a friend there to say "buddy, we're in 2022, there is no fun, no story, no entertainment...and please...STOP MAKING 800 DIFFERENT ROLES... you are embarassing yourself"
I'm not angry, i am sad for Mike.
The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021)
it was 9/10 until the last 10 seconds
Well amazing movie and i literally put 9/10 at 5 minutes to the end. It was perfect until some idiot at ten seconds to the end has decided to sexualize the girl and obviously..if there is a strong smart and funny girl...guess guess ... ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!
The Crew (2021)
very funny but..why??????
My vote for the first 9 episodes was 8...now 6....
A very good series with good acting and script...but why the hell there is always this need to put romance and love in every single storytelling... in this series was absolutely forced and un-necessary...i really can't understand these choices
Warcraft (2016)
Underrated with no reasons
First time i saw this movie i put 7 as vote...and i was wrong...today i've re-watched it and i raised the vote to 8, but, in his peculiar category the vote could be higher.
It's a very very good fantasy Movie with good acting, good story, and good cgi and i really would like to see a sequel...please NOT A REBOOT OR A PREQUEL ... a good SEQUEL
Well, i repeat...i want to see WARCRAFT 2
Not Warcraft the prequel or Warcraft-now-its-2021-and-we-think-we-do-things-better
Miracle Workers (2019)
maybe the worst first 2 episodes of an s02 ever
I watched first season and was quite discrete... but the first 2 episodes of s02 are something...well...i don't know ho to describe these 2 episodes...meaningless...no laughin', no story ...is all ridicoulous and stupid and really really boring...what are you doing? you really thought that a couple of jokes about medioevo were enough? We hear that jokes since 1960
Waste of time, and a pity thinking that s01 was about 6,5 - 7
El hoyo (2019)
i'm tired
Iìm really tired of these nonsense movies with no story and no ending. do not watch this movie, stop, a big loss of time...omg i'm too old for these bs*it...enough of Lynch...we have 1 Lynch and is absolutely uneusuful to have more ...well i'm so angry i can't even write .. ENOUGH!!!!!!!
The Expanse (2015)
s1 9/10 - s2 9/10 - s3 9/10 - s4 5/10
Well i think first 3 seasons were absolutely stunning. I knew they had to change production for s04 and i was really pleased when i realized it was an upgrade...bigger budget...great actors...great directors...and everything was ready to give us a 10/10 season 4. But above all, in a story telling, there is...THE STORY...and you can have a money. actors. directors. special effect and movie cuts...but without a solid story they're all unuseful. S04 has a weak weak story. Really hope you guys (production) are ready for an incredible S05 or this amazing show risks a premature death.
Sincerely yours, a big fan.
Doom Patrol (2019)
don't you dare...but Brendan nice to see you again
I've heard someone who dares to put on the same plan this series and The Boys. Well, i hope you were just kiddin'. S01 of The Boys is maybe one of the best ever. This series has only one good thing, Brendan Frasier. I'm so happy to see him again. Well man you've gained some weight, but you're always a great actor to me and i can't undestand why you're not woking anymore. Hope to see you again in future productions from now. Well, back to topic...nonsense series with nonsense story and not-so-interesting character. Some episodes are really really bad, some others are watchable, nothing more.
One Piece: Wan pîsu: A Climactic Sumo Battle! Straw Hat vs. the Strongest Ever Yokozuna! (2019)
i'm a huge fan but ...
Omg this episode is maybe the worst episode of one piece ever... boring boring boring, in the comic book this entire episode is maybe 2 pages or less. Wano will be a long long story and we know it...but if they continue in this way wano will end in 2021.
edit: 23 / 02 / 2021 - LOOOOL ---- maybe 2022
Superstore (2015)
this vote is for 1 character
I like this series but i don't like Amy as character. I got nothing against america ferrera as actress. I find that character annoying and exaggerated. My initial vote for first 2 seasons was 8, but when they decided to force things in the most predictable way (i can't write it beacause i hate spoilers, but you really can imagine it...) i found it stupid and now every scene with amy get me nervous.
Mortal Engines (2018)
PAY ATTENTION TO MANY OF THESE REVIEWS - TOTALLY FAKE / HOAX
I think there is a strategy behindthis.
Try to give a look to the reviews (now they are about 730).
You'll find the same identical reviews, with votes 1 or 2.... 5 or 6 times, same title, same text.
I wanted to report to imdb staff but i can't find contacts. I watched the movie and then i came here to give 8 as vote (i gave 9 for this big cheat ai've found out), and i was really surprised that this beautiful movie was rated 6.2 .
So i've scrolled about 300 reviews and i kept noticing same identical titles...same content...different users...absolutely bad and nonsense votes.
Who could ever take advantage of this? Well i don't know, but it was more than clear to my eyes that it was systematic and organized
The Order (2019)
harry you are so cool now!!
Yeah it was so boring to see all the harry potter problems, doubts...oh god he was such a nerd!! so...just think ..how could we rewrite THAT story without that superfluous sadness. Well, we could create an orphan, very beautiful, super smart, super athletic, super polite and correct, supereverythingyourstupidmindcouldimagine. They will like it ..you know thery are so...
I've watched 21 minutes of the first episode, and i'm really afraid that the tvseries future is deeply in danger.
My patience ended when, after 20 minutes of suffering, here comes Hermione and...you know what...This SuperHarry was smarter than her!!!
(they are so...) The word "stupid" is not referred to this show (but yes, it is).
The word stupid is referred to what producers these days think about us.
They think we're all stupid, idiots, childish monkeys that got no more critical sense.
Well, i got a news, stay focused.
WE'RE NOT.
The First: Cycles (2018)
choose a target
If i want to watch a science fiction series i don't want to watch grey's anatomy. I think there is a big problem in this episode, and, in general, in the ep2 and ep3. There is a good acting and a good director, but it's not a science fiction series, and, for someone like me that thought he was watching "a story about the first men and women on mars", until now, it's a big disappointment
Young Sheldon (2017)
You guys seriously got problems - This SHOW IS AMAZING
Well if you didn't watch big bang theory at least 25 times for episode, you will never understand Young Sheldon. Your reviews are so poor, and it's clear that most of you is writing reviews because "you have to"...well...Don't.
As Shelly would say... If you haven't got the at-least-sufficient knowledge to understand every single moment of this WONDERFUL series, just avoid to express nonsense opinions.
I have a Big Bang Theory PhD. Watched 80/100 times every single episode, and i can ensure you ... You Just can't understand.
My compliments to Chuck and Co. Another masterpiece. Go on Guys!
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
i'm not disappointed, i'm angry
My love for Tim is immortal, my hate for this movie is total. Script is ridiculous, story is offensively bad. It's just like Tim didn't read the screenplay...what screenplay...well i know you're getting old man, but this movie is a wound for your career and for your fans, like me. Stop...I'm too sad to write something else.
IMDb tells me i got write more lines for my review to be submitted...i can't understand why but i'll do.
There are so many "logical" issues that i can't even count them, and i love fantasy and sci-fi movies. IN a few words there no cause-effect, that is the only thing that a fantasy got to have. Actors are used badly, i really appreciate Eva Green, Samuel is a myth...omg Judi Dench, Rupert Everett...can't you feel a huge shame of the use you made of this great cast? What the hell has happened to you? Where is your infinite creativity, your imagination...where the hell is Tim Burton..one of my favourite director of all times? Please take a breath, a holiday...do a long trip around the world with that marvellous actress that is your wife...come back Tim and please, next time, READ THE STORY.
Legends of Tomorrow (2016)
can't understand casting and ..who the hell writes these dialogues??
5 is the vote, and not lower, only because it's clear that this project was meant to be important, because i think it's not a low budget, and then because i'm quite passionate about fantasy and sci-fi movies/series...
the actor that plays "rip hunter" is a little meaningless, i don't what is the exact term in English,. in italy we say "insignificante"...it means he has no appeal at all... in my honest opinion a simple switch, change, with Wentworth Miller as Rip Hunter and otherwise, would just have been easy and successful
dialogues, script, as other users said, are ...i don't know how to say...childish, stupid
purcell is not bad, maybe for the first time
Equilibrium (2002)
Masterpiece
I Don't know how to say it in a correct, or an elegant, English. Sorry. In Italian is "uno dei film più sottovalutati di sempre" should be "one of the underestimate-st movie of all times". I just wrote a couple of deepest review in other sites, so, just watch it, feel it, Bale is wonderful and the taste this movie leaves is bitter, but there is Hope, the rain covers and discovers your emotions, and it's not a fault, is a gift. My hope, in this moment, is that i wrote something with any sense.
Lightspeed (2006)
not a movie
Ladies, Guys, please, find something else to do. Go out, drink something, watch a TV series, go surfing, organize a party or have a great dinner with your friends...or just watch something else if you want to stay on your sofa after a day full of stress..but please, do not loose your time with this horrible, nonsense, embarrassing movie, if "movie" is the exact definition, term, i don't think so. If the word "movie" has a meaning, if Stanley Kubrick, Sergio Leone, Martin Scorsese, David Fincher, Terry Gilliam, Quentin Tarantino, David Linch and a long, boring list of great directors, has some meaning for you, please, use these 130 minutes to do something smarter.
(sorry for my English, i'm Italian, it's already a miracle ;) )