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The Invention of Lying (2009)
The Invention of Lying (2009) tt1058017
Beginning was amazing, raunchy jokes, interesting idea
but it all falls down quickly when main hero starts do 'moral' things; jokes quickly ends;
and then plot deteriorates rapidly, everything that screenwriters didn't thought thru, every illogical thing starting hurting me;
hero becomes messiah; script goes to hell; everything becomes plain stupid, no jokes just "i wanna marry a girl and get dying mother happy"...
You have 2 sit down and think whole screenplay from perspective that humans can't lie
& that is a life-changing thing. Life as you know is gone - you have 2 sit down & think everything through 2 make it real, logical, believable, firm, make exciting story (& don't forget about funny jokes throughout whole movie not just appetizer-beginning).
They didn't do that
So idea is cool but realization is meh. It will be good for a short stand-up comedy, but jokes alone not enough
4 flick screenplay, as i said, you have 2 sit down and think EVERYTHIN' through. No compromises
Thanks 4
Elvis Costello - Sitting
doe, i really like this song
"The world's gonna end unless we have sex Right NOW" - is my new pick up phrase that i use on my girlfriend 4 fun. Great little inside joke.
Marry Me (2022)
Marry Me (2022) tt10223460
That wasn't bad - i expected far more less
So i sit thru i thought - that wasn't bad at all, characters had a mortful sin - they so goddamn boring, but i sat through
't was okay, it was ok.
Awara Paagal Deewana (2002)
Awara Paagal Deewana (2002) tt0319020
This is still on my watchlist
Matrix remake starts at 20:24
Free on Youtube
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The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
The Whole Nine Yards (2000) tt0190138
Had some laughs
tis OK
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Target Number One (2020)
Most Wanted/Target Number One (2020) tt1656177
Good story, lil' under mediocre x-cution
(It also waaaay 2 american then it should be, especially Ukrainian reporter who got what he wanted 2 b, it's also '89 - this should be more raw then it is but whatever, i'm already surprised that some censorship was given some slack)
Always-on-Canadian-police-side twitter nerds r triggered now XD
Awakenings (1990)
Awakenings (1990) tt0099077
Yeah, '69 is way better shown in Unce open a tmie in Holly's wood (2019) (more money)
this flick stinks of early 90s
Amazing pg-13 moment at 1:06:36 XD
Movie clearly made by woman 4 women w children, like u can smell it
8-12yo (who doesn't know any better) & these kind of women will dig it, others - avoid
It has upliftin' moment when ~50yo dude 'wakes' up but other than that - it's sooo far from reality - it hard 2 insulate from it
'cuz it's typical 90s, lots of BS, here it was hurting screenplay; another disgusting scamoment when it pretends 2 b 'based on true story' & goes in genre Biography (yeah, Tolkien's Lord of the ring was based on true WW1 story too, yet it has elfs and dragons)
Made by 'what if we take this and make a happy drama out of it, reality - who needs it? As long as we feed you happy moment;
we blow everything out of proportion & stretch out fleeting happiness real moment str8 to the limits of impossible'
Da 5 Bloods (2020)
Da 5 Bloods (2020) tt9777644
Nothin' special
starts w indoctrination doe, & doesn't x-plain Blood gang's development (i tot when chars get back from Nam - they only way 2 live in a hood was to crime)
some glaring plot holes & unreals
i loved some moments, but none of what i described above matters - 'cuz i had a bad day, simply wasn't feeling it
this flick wasn't 4 me at this day; hence the rating
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Battlefield Earth (2000) tt0185183
Good movie
ten outta ten
would watch't again.
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Boomtown: Wannabe (2003)
Boomtown.S02E03.Wannabe,27.12.'03 tt0530203
Watched 'cuz of Doug Hutchison; was interested in his role in dis
Larger Than Life (1996)
Larger Than Life (1996) tt0116823
Got those vibes; (also M&M, Snickers & GraB Lay's of the 90s)
Buckets o' fun; reluctant Bill Murray gets into unwanted adventure, reluctantly; lesser censorship (typical 92-96)
Defo 'll rewatch again when i'll into F censorship with its no-growth & freedom-2-fugg-up and Bill Murray's pre '14 roles, no even '10, even '09
Dispatches from Elsewhere (2020)
Dispatches from Elsewhere (2020-) tt8965666
Reviewing dis show as a whole
Dudes have fun that i had when i was 6-7yo
So at that time those arrows & coins & fishes & other action and mind tricks would interest 4 me & get x-cited, but if i watched the show back then - it would be bored, i woulda watch cartoons or play lego back then - way more fun 4 a child. (Or Made-ur-own-adventure-horror-fantasy fun, get dirty, get risky; or guns; or ball; or read a funky book, preferably w pictures; or manage tamagotchi; or play NES; literally hunt down children girls; list continues on & on...)
It made 4 old humans, unfortunately
I understand these characters deeply, can't relate doe; also 2 much BS in the series - not gonna elaborate on it in this review
Show desperately needs the 'whole family pleasure'
Ghost (1990)
Ghost (1990) tt0099653
I felt it
💃🕺
Romance tends to infinity
Naturalism tends to zero
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
Rambo: Last Blood (2019) tt1206885
In my taste, this flick is a borin'-nonsense; good thing this franchise has ended
Completely unrealistic
Bad character design, bad screenplay
2 much typical nonsense
Shaky camera, bad practical effects
The "action" starts only in the middle of the movie
Background music, in my taste, is preposterous, serves the purpose of bringing tension but 4 me it was laughable, these moments get more and more ridiculous; it also covers voice 2 much
And so on, so 4th
Do you want to see movies with Father-daughter revenge? There'r Taken (2008) tt0936501 and The Foreigner (2017) tt1615160
The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019)
The Angry Birds Movie 2 (2019) tt6095472
Dumb-borin'-nonsense
I wouldn't show it 2 children of any age,
especially the young ones -
'cuz they might get some crazy ideas and disgusting behavior
The Fanatic (2019)
The Fanatic (2019) tt7869070
If u like me - this movie will feel actually great, it lacks realism, but that is typical 4 the vast majority of movies, especially Hollywood's
So if u r me - ignore comments & critics
I felt like it has excellent acting (ignore the nonsense coming for John T), bright screenplay, top-quality cinematographer's work
It started grew up on me slowly towards the middle of the movie; i wasn't expecting anything good from IMDb score that low, but the movie surprised me
It felt good, felt real - in sight that it makes sense, it feels real
Really believable FANatic character & u can study him a lot - because he got the biggest scenetime
I got a kick from music (especially Lebanon Hanover - Gallowdance & a little nod from Limp Bizkit partner label Geffen Records), interesting cutscene choices (speed drawings)
I wasn't expecting that particular ending (because i was expected disappointing main character knife-killer-revenge routine)
It's a solid 6/10 but i gave 7/10
Good surprise, the movie made my yesterday morning
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) tt3741700
Fight between two giant lizards
R u x-cited? I'm not
One of them fires blue, other tripleheadly yellow
What else 2 say?
You'll see actors... yeah, actors. Big actors, superstars
There is also a screenplay. It exists, yeah
And then final titles
F4nz will l0v3 it; otherwise, others - wise and hate it
Someone dies at the end. Nobody cares
Don't Breathe (2016)
Don't Breathe (2016) tt4160708
Mike Lowrey (Bad Boys (1995) last scene after car chase 1:50:35):
"Now, THAT'S how you're supposed to fiiiilm.
From now OON, THAT's how you film slasher movies!"
That's it.
That's a minimum standard on how you shoot "go chase them conniving thirty years old highschool kids"
This flick lacks naturalism/realism, but everything else on top
That era of movies circles back when 'soon' realism will be abundant -
next era, after 10-15 years, will be again monster chasing dudes, because...
You know...
We've done with human chaser - it seems too week & we all tough internet warriors who can CLEARLY defeat human chaser - give us impossible task...
Aaaand..
It will all go dumb again
1922 (2017)
1922 (2017) tt6214928
I see dead people... LUL
How many times that thing was in movies?
Somebody kills somebody - will see one dead
Hey kids! Don't kill anybody - you will see their rotten bodies after murder and they will give you jumpscares then grief, misery and wasted years in selfloathing or something like that
That's it
Not completely boring, but boring
Cuz it's 2010> movie there won't be true realism and 1920's special things of course,
but
if you like to see Thomas Jane's redneck voice acting and how 1922 farms, clothes and cars looks like and some other stuff then watch it
it could be easily 7-8/10 for you
Mike Patton composed something 4 dis flick