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Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
Bad movie but just stupid enough to enjoy
Capuchin monkeys and Anacondas are from South America, but I didnt watch this movie for geographical accuracy.
Gail is a stereotypical hysterical woman character which is honestly insulting, no intelligent woman acts like that unless something is seriously wrong with her. Also, Tran dying? But not those other fools? Not believable imho, he seemed like the only knowledgeable person in the gang.
Also why do these people know nothing about the place they're going on an important expedition to? A smart person would do some research, but that being said, the makers of this movie clearly did almost no research either.
That being said, this movie is about a bunch of greedy people going into the jungle where theres a bunch of horny snakes who seem to be out to kill them, I did not watch it for accuracy.
Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)
This is.... depressing
Starts out like a normal standup routine, clearly building up to something, but then that something is actually very sad and not at all funny.
It really felt like something that should've been told to a therapist, not an audience expecting comedy. Cleary this woman has been hurt by the hate of others and felt the need to express that... which I can understand... but please do not watch this if you want something funny and uplifting, it is very much the opposite.
Megamind (2010)
This movie deserved better
I'm constantly thinking about a better timeline in which Megamind did better than Despicable Me
Don't Watch This (2018)
....dont watch it?
Generally the episodes are very cliched and poorly written.
The third episode had no plot it felt like that experimental movie that Gabe brought in in that Halloween episode of the office.
The only reason this gets any stars at all is because of the fifth episode because I love Antoni from queer eye.