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The Machinist (2004)
A piece of art
This movie is unbelievably great. Christian Bale did a phenomenal performance, and the fact that Christian bale allowed that to happen to his body shows insane dedication. The way this movie was written is almost amazing literature. This movie is a work of art. The way the movie is made and filmed is masterfully executed. Still, the best thing about this movie is the music. The music makes this movie, and it fits perfectly with the tone of the movie. This movie tanked because people don't like dark psychological thrillers (EVEN THOUGH THAT'S LITERALLY THE BEST GENRE!!). This is one of the best movies I've ever seen.
Sex Education (2019)
Great beginning disappointing end
This show is way better than I thought it would be. Sex education is probably the show that exceeded my expectations the most out of any show. It's very entertaining, and educational. This is a very decent show, and it is very fun. It also has great humor. Eric and Adam are good characters. The plot of the show is very cool. This show continues to surprise me. It has homosexual relationships, non binary characters, and many other things that most tv shows would not do. This really is a surprisingly good show. A must watch for teenagers! I started watching it because of the fast laughs on Netflix, I didn't except it to be so beautiful.
The Walking Dead: Worth (2018)
A great episode!
Finally we get a bit of excitement. Great end for Simon's character. The later seasons of the walking dead are terrible. The only good episodes of season 8 are some guy, big scary u, worth. Are they trying to kill this show?!
Better Call Saul (2015)
The most boring show
I love breaking bad, so I felt I had to watch this. This show might get better later, but this show has a very poor start. The whole chuck character annoys me, and the pacing is very slow. It's great to see mike Saul, and gus again.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
My favorite show of all time
This is the funniest tv show of all time. It's an AMAZING dark comedy! All of the characters are excellent (especially Dennis). Glenn Howerton is the best actor in the show. Always sunny has a hilarious first few seasons. Around season 10 the show drops in quality. It's always sunny in Philadelphia is amazing for seasons 2-4. The Nightman Cometh is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Season 13 is the worst season but mac's dance scene is one of the greatest moments in tv history. Overall, this is one of the most consistent shows ever in terms of quality. Still, the early seasons are better than the later ones.
Hereditary (2018)
Great movie... DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY DISTURBED
Could have been an 8. This is a very well made movie. The technique of making everything look like a model is fantastic. But while this movie is great, keep in mind that it is deeply disturbing. It's probably the most traumatizing movie I've ever seen, with its themes of death, tragedy, and mental illness. This movie has one scene in a car that is so traumatizing it could cause ptsd (people who have seen the movie know what I'm talking about). This is a movie so good that even the awful ending doesn't ruin it.
Love, Death & Robots: Beyond the Aquila Rift (2019)
haunting!
Do not miss this episode. The twist is absolutely horrifying, and the animation is fantastic. There are some uncanny valley moments, but this episode is an animation masterpiece. This is the first episode of this show I've seen. Also there is a hardcore sex scene with nudity.
Shingeki no Kyojin (2013)
Greatest TV show Of all time
If you combine breaking bad, game of thrones (and possibly others), you have attack on Titan. I went into this show thinking "these titans look weird" then came out the other side traumatized. This is the best anime I ever watched. The character development (specifically for Eren) is amazing. It has really fun and gripping action scenes, and there is almost no filler. The first half of AoT is kind of disappointing, but the last 2 seasons are much better.
Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)
I LOVE this show!
This is a very underrated show. It is absolutely hilarious, every episode has at least one hysterical thing. Eddie pepitone is sometimes in this, and he's funny as hell. Do not watch this if you are easily offended.
The Nice Guys (2016)
Could've been an 8, or even a 9
This movie is still hysterical, especially the scene with Ryan gosling falling down a hill. This might be one of my favorite movies.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
The best ending in horror movie history?
This is the movie that set the bar for all the many sequels and remakes. It is also one of the OG horror movies. It's a classic. I didn't really like the slow start, but leather face, the terrifying jump scare in the woods, and the original sawyer family make this one of the greatest horror films of all time.
Clownado (2019)
This movie is terrible, but hysterical 😭
With creepy clowns, and hilarious badness, it felt like this was the movie that was basically made for me. Still, I could not watch the whole thing because it was just SO bad. I recommend it if you are looking for mindless hilarious entertainment.
The Godfather (1972)
I mean, it's good?
This was a classic, and a very good film. It felt like the end game of the sopranos (just not done as well). I do not agree with everyone that says this is the greatest movie of all time (people also say citizen kane, or Shawshank is the greatest movie of all time), I just didn't enjoy the movie. The biggest problem with the movie is the pacing, which is overly slow. I still love this movie! I think it's funny that marlan brando put cotton balls in his cheeks for this role. This movie was fine.
100 Tears (2007)
Surprisingly great horror film!
This is a fantastic slasher movie on a minuscule budget! Jack amos gives a fantastic performance as Gurdy the clown. The terrifying villain of this makes Pennywise look like Ronald. Great gore!
Clownhouse (1989)
The most terrifying movie EVER
If you are afraid of clowns this movie will horrify you. I used to think IT was the scariest clown movie ever, but after watching this... this is the creepiest! Honestly, the real reason this movie is so disturbing is because of the fact that the director of this movie molested the main actor of the movie.
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)
Best movie of the franchise (but still pretty terrible)
This is like watching a crime scene. I love horror movies but this is just creepy. The black and white cinematography made the movie seem even more disturbing. I give major props to the performance of marvin. Tom six was too interested in shocking to realize that there is a fascinating character study here.
Häxan (1922)
Very interesting
This is an interesting and unique movie. It has strange documentary filmmaking, but it works. This might honestly be too creepy for most mainstream audiences.
True Facts (2009)
Underrated
This is a very entertaining series. It's hilarious, and actually gives you cool information. The Morgan freeman impression is great. I could watch the sea pig video and the octopus one over and over again (it helps that the octopus is my favorite animal)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
The best movie I've ever seen
This is a hilarious and fantastic movie. It also has real horror in it. I have seen this movie countless times times, it is iconic. The cornetto trilogy is fantastic. Edgar wright is one of my favorite directors ever.
Steven Kan's Sharks of the Corn (2021)
One of the worst movies I've ever seen
This is one of those movies that is hysterically bad! The toy shark and kill scenes had my sides hurting from laughter. However despite how bad this is, this movie has the best cover ever.
Coraline (2009)
Masterpiece
This movie is delightfully creepy. Amazing animation and storyline. Just a fantastic movie overall. This movie is honestly scarier than almost all horror movies. Still, this is a good movie to show your kids because it can make you relate to fear in an appropriate way. Probably my favorite animated movie ever made.
P.T. (2014)
Scariest thing I've ever experienced
This is true psychological horror, art. It has SO much atmosphere and creepiness! The whole baby in the sink thing is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of disturbing things.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location (2016)
really good
This is the first game where you can actually get up and walk around. The fun time animatronics have the creepiest designs out of all the versions. Really good.
Five Nights at Freddy's 4 (2015)
the scariest game
This is the only fnaf game to scare me. The whole game takes place in a childs nightmare. Also nightmarrionne is the creepiest character in the entire series by far. This was originally going to be the final game of the series, but scott cawthon wanted to make more.
Five Nights at Freddy's 3 (2015)
not scary compared to the first 2
Nothing happens in this game for the most part. This game is not nearly as scary as the first 2. It might be the best in terms of lore though. This would've worked as a final of the franchise.