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Rise of the Footsoldier: Origins (2021)
A return to the dark & true side
I don't get why there's so many bad reviews on this instalment when the previous 3 were made to look like they were fun action films relying on drugs, high contrast colours & things that never happened and was just made for dramatisation. Although of course this film isn't perfect, it definitely relives the first film and captures its essence. The way these 3 villains in real life ruined people's lives, businesses & all in all every aspects of life was horrendous. This film captures what a man could have been if he didn't get involved with the wrong people, made the wrong choices & took a turn from reality in general. Out of all these films, this & the original stand out as gritty, relentless & utterly dark.
The Black Demon (2023)
Did they make this for April fools?
This has to be the most disappointing film ever made. The trailer made it look bad/fun but this is just BAD! Every single actor seems as though they're not taking things seriously (they probably was right to do so)
What an absolute waste of time. It's clear they used all of their budget on the SFX and not on the script. This does more damage to the actual legend than it does justice. What's with all the obvious Jaws copying also? The shark itself isn't the worse I've ever seen but the rest is like teenagers finished them off. Do yourself a favour and spare yourself the time and money, leave this one alone. Can't believe I had to pay £5 to rent it! Utter trash.
Hellraiser (2022)
This movie has such sights to show you & all fantastically dark
This reboot/remake is absolutely fantastic. The art direction, set pieces & makeup effects are otherworldly. The acting is good & Jamie clayton pulls pinhead off to a T! It's like she channels Doug Bradley but never tries to copy or steal the character away from him. The other cenobites make your skin crawl just as much. As for the gore effects, WOW, both practical and CGI are amazing. You can tell the amount of effort which went into this movie & David Bruckner has literally nailed it in every way. I know people will have their doubts as it's a completely different movie than the original but it's very close to the novella which is what a lot of fans wanted and this has definitely delivered. I hope there's a sequel! Brilliant way to kick off Halloween season. Hope they bring Kirsty Cotton (Ashley Lawrence) back in the future aswell as Doug Bradley, that would be amazing!
It (1990)
Aged but classic!
This mini series terrified me as a kid & still has some potential these days in 2022. Some of the effects are definitely dated & noticeable but other than that, GREAT! Wish they could of put more of what was in the novel in this version though.
Resident Evil (2022)
Best RE adaptation so far!
This maybe a completely different story with 2 timelines & a list of characters of which we haven't seen yet, the effects are great, the violence is brutal & the storytelling is pretty up there spare for a few cringe one liners. DEFINITELY RECOMMEND!
Stranger Things: Chapter Nine: The Piggyback (2022)
There's going to be one HELL of a final season
No spoilers here. This is by far the best season finale since Game Of Thrones season 6 & 7. The effects are amazing, the acting is amazing & the story is amazing. The only thing that is frustrating is waiting 2-3 years for the final season. 10/10 to The Duffer Brothers!!
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Still to this day... DISTURBING & TERRIFYING
Okay so I've watched this movie over and over and over again over the past 23 years, everytime it gives me the chill factor and no other 'found footage' movie has beaten it. The sequel 'book of shadows' was absolutely mortifyingly bad, 'Blair witch' meh, better but nowhere near as good. This is literally one of the best horror movies of all time in my opinion. The less you see, the better your imagination makes up for.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Great end to the saga but does not live up to everyone's expectations
The movie starts with a promising premise & then slowly turns into a slow burn with some great effects. I loved the movie, it's a lot better than fallen kingdom but still is not what a lot of people was expecting. The original trio back in action is easily the best part of the movie & in the end it's great to see them all get the ending they each deserve. Go watch it for yourself it's definitely worth it, just not for everyone.
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Tarantino at his best
It maybe nearly 20 years on but this masterpiece still stands out among everything Quentin has directed - produced afterwards. You can watch this brutal revenge story over and over and never get the 'seen it move on' vibe. This & inglorious bastards are Tarantino's legacy by a long shot!
Event Horizon (1997)
Best Sci-Fi horror since Alien & the last
To this day, this movie should have been given way more credit than it deserved. It's easily one of the best Sci-Fi horrors ever made & to think we will probably never get the directors cut is a shame. The performances of all the characters are played brilliant and the story is just as good as alien. A perfect example of a brilliant horror movie and easily the directors best work to date.
Breaking Bad (2008)
BEST TV SHOW EVER MADE
This show is a masterpiece. There is NOTHING better, it's a prime example of artistic beauty in television history. Perfect acting, amazing characters & an ending that leaves you completely satisfied! WATCH WATCH WATCH.
Euphoria (2019)
Absolutely brilliant
This is by far the best teen show but not for teens ever & easily the most beautifully artistic way of showing it. Definitely recommend! Can't wait for more!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Makes 'TCM the new generation' look Oscar worthy compared to this
This is by far the worst Texas Chainsaw reboot/sequel or whatever this monstrosity is. Tobe Hooper is probably spinning in his grave with how offensive this is to the storyline. If your reading this before watching, save yourself 90 mins of your life and watch something else. The Texas chainsaw massacre the new generation is 10/10 compared to this. Even the gore is lazy, that's enough.
Breaking Bad: Ozymandias (2013)
Best episode of all time
I could rewatch this episode over and over again without watching the rest of the series first. It's brutal. It's emotional. It's unexpected & as stated, the best episode of all time EVER. Breaking bad is KING.
Scream (2022)
Best Sequel The Franchise Has To Offer
Wes would be so proud of this. The directors have done an amazing job of this movie. It's brutal, it's serious & not so comedic like the other sequels were. Sure hope there is another chapter to this franchise because this one really does hit the mark!!
After Life (2019)
Among the top 3 best British comedy series of all time
I can't even describe how amazing this show really is. It has you laughing until your crying at one minute & then crying actual rivers of tears the next but never in a bad or depressing way given the nature of the series. Once season 3 aires on Friday (today is 10/01/2022) I just know fans and I won't be disappointed & most likely be crying that it has come to an end. This is easily in my opinion Gervais's best work & he & the cast deserve Emmy's for their performances. This & only fools and horses are staples of great British comedy and writing. Ricky Gervais you are a GENIUS!
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2021)
Don't even bother
Complete waste of time. The acting, plot, modern elements - are all TERRIBLE. I would rather sit and watch paint dry. Do yourself a favour and click straight past this on Amazon Prime.
Music (2021)
Downright offensive to people suffering with autism
DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS CACK!
Sia's glory days are long gone, evidently by this atrocity she has directed.
I have a child who is 8 and is severely autistic so I understand the pressure & awfulness of this disability.
It seems ANYONE who worked on this movie doesn't have the slightest clue about autism & simply made it to rack up some money on the box office & charts around the world.
The acting is terrible, music even more terrible & the subject matter is downright offensive.
Sia needs to quit her career altogether, just because you have a voice & money doesn't mean you are god.
VILE!!
And Just Like That... (2021)
Don't hate until you've seen the full story!!
A lot of people are angry & upset already with the first 2 episodes of And Just Like That, which is understandable.
However, wait until the finale to give your full opinion! Yes it was shocking, il give you that, albeit very predictable. I think the new characters are great but also will never fill the space Samantha had in the series & without her it feels a little empty. If they make a second season & bring her back that would be amazing, however Kim Cattrall's conflict with SJP may just be that bad that we may never see her character again (praying that I'm wrong we need her back)
I'm the meantime let's just let these next 8 weeks play out & see what we get!
And just like that.... Patience will be a virtue.
Disaster Movie (2008)
Cringe factor 59482838
The worst movie ever created
Nothing more needs to be said except from do not waste your time.
Can't believe people actually paid to see this movie.
Absolute trash.
The Stand (2020)
Don't believe every bad review!
This version (at this point only up to episode 5 at the time of writing) has a lot included which the original mini series left out due to censors. Yes the casting could of been better for Nadine Cross (Amber Heard) as she is terrible and the guy who plays Harold Lauder isn't too great either (overplays it) the rest of the cast do a good job. I can't wait for the last 4 episodes personally. They could of shown more of the pandemic and left out the whole flashback sequence that is a given. Give it a second run through and read the book! Very pleased with it so far
The Descent (2005)
Absolute classic!
One of the finer modern British horror films, possibly one of the best. The Descent goes from psychological deep trauma to full on scream fest, with a few creature features added in to the mix makes it a compelling & horrifying thrill ride. Even in 2020 this movie stands on it own at a 100% A MUST WATCH!
Halloween II (2009)
Terrible
Absolutely terrible. Nothing more needs to be said
Des (2020)
David Tennants performance is one to remember!
Possibly the greatest role David has played to date. Utterly creepy whilst deadly smart. A gripping drama that will make you really question what mankind is capavle of at the worst of times.
Urban Legend (1998)
90s corn fest for all
This is a guilty pleasure movie most definitely. Purely and obviously cashes in on scream but still its not the worst slasher ever and is quite inventive.