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Quantum of Solace (2008)
This isnt James Bond
This movie sucks, by far the worst james bond movie of all 27, iv been rewatching a of them james bond movies in a row, one each night. This was the worst of them all, it just was so awful, the plot sucked, the quality of the movie was lacking, it felt very cheep and not up to the standards that casuon royal set, tonight im watching the next movie, lets hope its better than this one. The good thing about the old movies even thought they sucked too, is they were cheezy awful, they wernt trying to be good movies, just entertaining....... i would suggest never watching this movie again, pass it at all costs.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
what was that
What was that ? This movie sucks, so god awfuly boring, it almost put me too sleep, the plot sucks, the james bond is just blah, thay casted somebody who looked to much like Sean Connery, should of just got somebody else who dosnt look simular, and this is the only time he played bond, with Sean Connery back in the next movie. And lets not forget this awful boring snoring movie is 2 hours and 22 minties, could of very easily been closer to an hour 45..... the one good thing which is all i remembered when the movie was over is in the opening bond says something how this was easier for the other guy, confirming the theory that james bond is thw code name taken up by the current 007 agent and not his birth name.
That '90s Show (2023)
Pass
Pass pass pass , it feels forced, the new kids suck, best part about it is seeing the orginal cast, which as expected is the best part. The new kids just don't feel natural, the orginal show it felt so normal just seeing the gang together. The jokes are just poor, it's too modern, it feels like a 2020 show set in the 90s, that 70s show felt like it was from the 70s... and fez and jackie didnt end up together? That was such a good plot line from that 70s show.... she ended up with kelso, so predictable... on the bright side leo is back, and bob ! But over all, pass... i hope this does not go on for 8 seasons.
The American (2010)
BORING
Not a single gosh darn thing happends the entire movie, thought it was almost over, still had an hour left, omg did i say how god awfuly boring and slow and pointless this movie if you can even call it a movie was ??? Hard pass.. hard pass
not a single gosh darn thing happends the entire movie, thought it was almost over, still had an hour left, omg did i say how god awfuly boring and slow and pointless this movie if you can even call it a movie was ??? Hard pass.. hard pass
not a single gosh darn thing happends the entire movie, thought it was almost over, still had an hour left, omg did i say how god awfuly boring and slow and pointless this movie if you can even call it a movie was ??? Hard pass.. hard pass.
The Incredible Adventures of Marco Polo (1998)
Boring
OH MY GOD.... i thught i was like 50 mintues into this movie, thats about an hour and half, and i was only at about 30, so slow, slow boring, mind numbenly painfull, no no no
OH MY GOD.... i thught i was like 50 mintues into this movie, thats about an hour and half, and i was only at about 30, so slow, slow boring, mind numbenly painfull, no no no
OH MY GOD.... i thught i was like 50 mintues into this movie, thats about an hour and half, and i was only at about 30, so slow, slow boring, mind numbenly painfull, no no no
OH MY GOD.... i thught i was like 50 mintues into this movie, thats about an hour and half, and i was only at about 30, so slow, slow boring, mind numbenly painfull, no no no.
Men (2022)
pass
The visuals and tone were all just okay, but the story is not existent, its a nothing movie, nothing happends, this womans husband dies so she thinks its a good idea to rent a place in the middle of no where, then she sees a naked guy who gets arrested and thats it untill the guy she rented the house from comes after her, and there is your movie... the tone was very nice, but besdies that there isnt really much else to say about this movie.
Im giving it a 5 becuase i liked the over all concept, but the movie is just one big let down that never really pays off, the title of the movie really dosnt really add up to the plot of the movie. Best thing about this movie is if you put in on your shelf next to the movie "X" the you have "X Men" in your horror section, think about that- also the movie goes silent alot alot alot, and my sound bar was confused and kept rebooting every time due to a lack of sound happening very often.
The Munsters (2022)
Three
It started off okay, but then then the movie just got worse and worse.... it just keeps going and going and going and going... and going. I feel like since this us a rob zombie movie he could of made a very bloddy graphic R rated version of this movie, but insted went with a comedy, thats clearly not what rob zombie is good at, iv never seen any of the orginal movies or shows, but i assume thay are better than this... i also feel this could of benefited from being done in black and white... all the bright green and purple colors look more like batman and robin, which is also a reallh awful movie, but at least has batman.
Knocked Up (2007)
its cute
Its a cute movie, gets a tad repetitive, but over all not bad, i think it would of been better if it was newer, the movie feels a tad dated- best part about it was the freeken amazing cast/ including all the cameos ! Even Steve Carell !
Star Wars: The Bad Batch (2021)
No clone wars
While this is technically clone wars season 8, its no clone wars, the show just draggs on and on, i feel like it needs a jedi on the run with the bad batch, omega is just annoying, so annoying.... a cameo from obi wan would of been nice, or any references to revenge of the Sith- since this take place right after. Over all its worth watching- but your not going to want to sit down and bust it all out in one go like you can do with clone wars.
Star Wars Rebels (2014)
It gets better
At first is starts off very childish- but keep watching, it gets really good, i wish the animation was more like clone wars, its just a tad to childish, but you just need to look past that or you'll be losing alot of great SW content, there are unfortunately alot of episodes that are "filler" but the ones that are crucial to the plot are amazing ! Especially that episode with kanan in season 4, if youve seen it you know.
Star Wars: Droids (1985)
Its okay
Its not bad, the only thing really wrong with it is its a little dated- that and none of the Locations or characters besdies 3po and r2 are in anyother star wars movie or show. But if your a hard core fan you should watch it- its better than the ewok animated show.
R2-D2: Beneath the Dome (2001)
Its a joke
Its a very weird an offical "fake" documentary got made for R2-D2, it was very weird, but if your a hard core star wars fan you need to see this. Its very weird............
The People vs. George Lucas (2010)
You can skip it
I only watched it just so iv seen it, not because i wanted to see it. Its pretty bad, its a tad annoying, i think a 2022 version would be better, see all the whiny fan boys cry about the last jedi ( which was a good movie, but does have issues ) when it comes down to it the people who hate star wars the most are also the ones who love it the most.
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Makes last jedi look like a masterpiece
Why oh god does this even exist ? Who was in charge of Quality control and was the person who needed to screen this to make sure it was "okay" that person should be put in a room in a straight jacket and forced to watch this 24/7.
People who think the last jedi was bad really haven't seen this......
Jedi Junkies (2010)
Boring
Its interesting, but kind of boring, its worth watching just to say youve seen it, but nothing really worth seeing in here, if you know star wars then there isnt anything new to see, its like watching a video of your own life, no new ground is being broken.
Fanboys (2009)
Its Good, not great
Could of been better, it was very funny, but i think it needed a little bit more to be just a tad better, over all it was very good, would definitely recommend watching.
Titanic 666 (2022)
Just enjoy it
Dont take this movie too seriously! It's just supposed to be a fun watch. The movie is very well done, it dosnt look "cheep" compared to Titanic 2, the acting was better then i expected , i wish the movie had more of the ghosts in it, and i also wish the sinking at the ending was better, they needed more people, it was too empty, and the ship should of split into two. While the Quality off this movie was better then Titanic 2, i do think Titanic 2 has a better story. I hope this gets put onto DVD, frankly I'm surprised this movie even exist.
Midnight Sun (2018)
She dies
Such a great movie! Loved it, very well done, great story, very sweet, very sad, she does die in the due to the sun when shes on the boat, twards the ending i actually cried 3 times in about a 20 minute time period... great movie, and movie that can make me cry at all gets an automatic 10/10.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
No god please no, no, noooooooo
This was not a good movie, infact it was so bad it put me to sleep. I could tell as soon as the movie started that the reviews were right- it was bad.... really bad, i sure hope Keanu Reeves has Insurance for his hair cut, if he really got that- it wasn't worth it.......
Dune (1984)
I Dont Know
I dont know, it's old, it's slow, the movie was very confusing as soon as it started, it's not bad- but would NOT put this up there with blade runner, 5th Element, or something like total recall. Yes it's weird, but not good enough. To be honest i really only watched this so i could see the new one in good Conscience. Really regretting that at the moment, but- on the bright side, i only payed $5 for this at FYE.
Just skip it and watch the new one ( that i still need to see ) but i guarantee you it will be better then what ever this was.
Public Enemies (2009)
Its Okay
The first hour or so was really good, then the movie just drags and keeps on going and going and going, kinda got bored and lost the plot, I think the movie was too long for its own good. Other than that it was decent. 6/10, would be higher if it was shorter.
The Last Duel (2021)
Great
Action, good... story, good, characters, good, actors, good
the plot was engaging, the movie was beautifully done, One of the best medieval movies iv seen! Right up with Braveheart.
Silent Hill (2006)
Its okay
Got a little more than an hour into it till i lost interest. Its not a bad movie- just a tad too long, it got really really weird twards the ending, but the gore is pretty good- would of liked more creepy parts such as when shes in the hallway with all the nurses, that was epic. But besides that the movie is really weird.
Sabrina (1995)
Its okay
It was not a bad movie, just about half way i lost interest in it, the movie was a little to long and didnt hold my attention very well. Would not have watched it if it wasn't for Harrison Ford. Its not bad, but you can definitely Pass on it.
The Big Lebowski (1998)
Its not good
Its not good- but entertaining, its a really dumb movie, not sure how its rated so high, its not worth watching if you've never seen it, you're not missing anything, there were a few funny parts that were kind of a ha ha moment, but not really laughing like a madman funny.
That's about all I have to say about that.