Oz (1997-2003)

Prison is tough on the inside but, as we learn in the sweat-puke-and-AIDS-blood-drenched HBO smash Oz (1997), prisoners themselves have all kinds of tender parts on their insides. And with all that time to do pushups, they have the tight bodies and bulging muscles that will get you hard thinking about doing hard time with them. Set in New York's experimental Oswald Correctional Facility, Oz chronicled the never less than over-the-top antics of hardened (in every sense) felons, including philosophical cripple Augustus (Harold Perrineau), white-power whack-job Schillinger (J.K. Simmons), sensitive soul Beecher (Lee Tergesen), and the giant, crooked-hat-wearing crook Adebisi (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje). With each character introduced by showing them committing the crime that landed them in the slammer, Oz kicked off HBO's dominant decade plus of prestige television via this six-season long morality tale that centered around Tim McManus' (Terry Kinney) attempt at rehabbing prisoners in a controlled unit of prison, that carefully made sure various gangs and races were equally represented, gave prisoners all sorts of freedom to spend time outside of their cells, and tried to keep violence to a minimum. Ending up a cesspool of murder, racism, violence and terror, the showed followed everyone from the worst prisoner to the prison's priest (B.D. Wong) as they struggled with day-to-day life doing time. Speaking of doing it, this penitentiary is packed to the rafters with lengthy peen and beefy hotcakes! And while it's not as overtly sexual as a "women in prison" flick, there's still plenty of nudity to please your prick. Since everyone loves a bad boy, Seth Gilliam, Lord Jamar, Fred Koehler, Christopher Meloni, Evan Seinfeld, and Eamonn Walker are just some of the bevy of brave bulky boys baring their do-badder bodies behind bars, that will have you doing time in solitary. Group showers are a prerequisite, and the bods in those scenes are exquisite. When in Oz, there's no place like homo! Kirk Alvarez goes full frontal both in the shower, and while getting thrown into solitary. We'd love to be his company in there! Adewale shows the whale between his leg when he shakes it at a woman giving him a urine test, while a bit later we'll watch him jam that thing into Eddie Malavarca's ass. Christopher Meloni's man meat makes an appearance in the shower while him and Brian Bloom hang out together and joke about jerking it. Even Harold Perrineau will show in the shower, showing how he gets clean despite being in a wheelchair. And that's no even the half of it! This show about lockup will get your cock up! No wonder so many friends of Dorothy were huge fans of Oz!