What We Do in the Shadows (2019)

After the 2014 movie of the same name became a smash hit supernatural comedy, it seemed like there was no way FX's 2019 TV adaptation What We Do in the Shadows could live up to its namesake. But somehow, over the course of five seasons the show surpassed the movie, to the point of most people not even knowing the Jermaine Clement big screen comedy that kicked the whole thing off. So much for living in the shadow of the movie! The series shows the misadventures and everyday lives of three vampires living together as roommates in Staten Island. Kayvan Novak plays Nandor the Relentless, a 760-year-old former Ottoman Empire soldier who considers himself the leader of the group. Matt Berry is Laszlo Cravensworth, a sex obsessed former British dandy who considers himself a bit of a cultured artist. Natasia Demetriou is Nadja, Laszlo's ex-wife who longs for life as a human, while Harvey Guillen is the gang's human familiar Guillermo. One character unique to the TV show was Colin (Mark Proksch), a portly, office working "energy vampire" who thrives on being so boring he can drain the energy out of any room. From wild cameos like Wesley Snipes as a daywalking hybrid vampire who swears he's not a vampire hunter and Mark Hammill as a vamp convinced he's owed rent money from some time in the 1800's, all the way to episodes where our bloodsucker battle against werewolves who pee all over their lawn and use a "cloak of duplication" to pretend to be each other so they can win over a hot gym receptionist, horror fans loved the spins on classic vampire tropes this one offered. We'd sure love for Mark Proksch to try and drain us! That'd have us feeling all sorts of energetic! We see Mark bulging in his leather thong and straps that tighten over his tummy. Al Roberts does some shirtless canoodling with Kayvan Novak, who is truly the star of the show. Kayvan is constantly showing his burly, hairy, beefcake bod! We even get some great shots of his ass as he tries to fly but crash lands and ends up naked in the middle of a Pride Parade. He fits right in with the Twi-light int he loafers crowd! But that's nothing compared to when he was shaking his ass doing some pantsless dancing! If this coffin's a rockin, don't come a knockin! We'd love to do those dudes in the shadows!