Whatever your preference of calling this A-lister, whether it be "The One with the Trend-setting Hair", "The One with the Consistent Pokies Popping Out of Her Shirt", or "The One We All Fell in Love with in 1994 and Never Stopped Obsessing Over!", you'd be hard up to find anyone who disagrees with the titles of these episodes about Jennifer Aniston! Jen had a meteoric rise to fame in comparison to others, coming from an uncredited role in the McDonald's branded ET knock-off movie Mac and Me (1988) to network TV all-star to now being the tippy top of the A-list and one of the richest women in Hollywood who will still blow your hair back with her ageless sexiness! Born in Sherman Oaks, California in 1969 to Greek actor John Aniston and The Beverly Hillbillies alumni actress Nancy Dow, she had showbiz in her blood and wanted to break into the biz just like her folks from a very young age. In fact, her dad has been a legend in the world of daytime TV now for over 50 years as Victor Kiriakis on Days of Our Lives since 1970, but we're sure he can say proudly now that his biggest accomplishment is Jen, who has eclipsed 99.999% of famous people on the planet with her career!
Despite her rise to fame happening pretty quickly, that didn't mean that her beginnings on the big and small screen weren't humble. As mentioned above, her very first acting role was an uncredited part in the ongoing Paul Rudd punchline, Mac and Me (1988), where she was a dancer in the background at one of the many scenes that took place at a McDonald's. She followed that up with the before Blossom Mayim Bialik project, Molloy, as the older step-sister who proved to be mean to her for all 7 episodes of the short lived series. She must have caught the attention of someone looking for a meaner older sister type after that series didn't make it and she then took on the role of Jeannie Bueller in Ferris Bueller, the TV series version of one of the greatest 80s movies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986). Sadly though, that series only hung on for 13 episodes and by the time 1993 rolled around, Jennifer was looking for a hit and no one was expecting a low-budget horror flick about a Leprechaun (1993) filmed in 1991 would reach cult video rental status and have a decent showing at the box office as well. Now Jen was a bit more recognizable around tinsel-town, landing her a sketch comedy role on The Edge in 1992, then a few episodes of Herman's Head before the biggest break of all-time came her way.
Like most actresses in Hollywood though, after being super discouraged after a handful of failed series and only being recognized as the hot girl in a horror flick, she approached the head of NBC at a gas station and asked if she should keep trying her hand at acting, who not long after ended up casting her on Friends in 1994. She was initially auditioning for Monica, but that went to Bruce Springsteen video vixen and already somewhat famous Courtney Cox, so they offered Jen the role of Rachel Green and the rest is history. For the next decade as the biggest TV star on the planet, Jen was able to make hay while the sun was shining and propel herself into being the quintessential sexy girl next door type!
While there was no shortage of magazines regularly referring to Jen as the sexiest TV star (not just on Friends, mind you), she owned it with cleavage, pokies, and The One with The Princess Leia Fantasy, where she donned the famous slave Leia costume from Return of the Jedi (1983), making her rise to hot at all new levels allowed on network TV! Also, since she was now the breakout star on the biggest show, she was offered a ton of movie roles throughout the 90s, showing her undies in movies like She's the One (1995), Picture Perfect (1997), and The Object of My Affection (1998). Jen then gave us the memorable "pieces of flare" argument in another cult classic, Office Space (1999) and then played Mark Wahlberg's hometown girlfriend who gets left behind in Rock Star (2001). It wasn't until 2002 though that Jen looked to shed her "network TV good girl" image a bit somewhat ironically, by playing the adulterous cashier in the indie flick The Good Girl (2002). The movie had her sleeping with a much younger co-worker played by Jake Gyllenhaal and is also, to date, the only movie where we get to see her boobs just a bit! Also known as "The One Where We See Jennifer Aniston Naked" around Friends fan circles. Around this time, Aniston reached upper echelon levels of tabloid fame too with her marriage to Brad Pitt, as for about a solid 5 years, they were literally the hottest couple in show business and were the talk of the town.
She then went on a run in the mid-2000s that featured plenty of hot content, including Jim Carrey giving her god-like orgasms in Bruce Almighty (2003), Ben Stiller spanking her tight buns in cheeky panties in Along Came Polly (2004), and having an affair with Clive Owen in the dark drama Derailed (2005). We caught a glimpse of her perfect side boobage a bit in Rumor Has It... (2005) and she did the classic naught maid routine in Friends with Money (2006). Then she graced us with another perfectly timed career Jennifer Aniston nude scene for the ages in the The Break-Up (2006), where she was toying with her live-in ex, Vince Vaughn, by strutting through their apartment fresh out of the shower and fully naked showing off that world class ass! Maybe the break-up with Brad was inspiration for her to break out those buns on the big screen, just to make him a bit jealous, but us as the audience certainly wasn't upset as bun-lateral damage!
Towards the 2010s, Jen really hit the status of modern sex symbol, giving us little pop-ups of everything, be it smooching with former co-star Courtney Cox on her series Dirt in 2007, living in a skimpy bikini in Just Go with It (2011), blackmailing Charlie Day into being her sex slave of an employee in Horrible Bosses (2011), or playing Paul Rudd's slightly more liberated wife in Wanderlust (2012). All those were well and good by way of seeing her dial up the boner material a bit, but the 2013 comedy We're the Millers showed us that Jen is aging finer than any wine that has ever existed in the history of the world! She plays a stripper who is looking to make a quick buck helping her drug dealer neighbor, Jason Sudeikis, out of a jam by posing as his "suburban wife" and smuggling some weed across the border. Alas though, she has to prove that she's in fact a stripper to a drug lord to save their lives, which leads to this A-lister showing how it's done when it comes to shedding some layers on film and doing a strip tease that makes it hard not to appreciate her BODY of work even more!
Since then, she still seduces us with the best of them but not as frequently as we'd hope, this includes some sexy material in Cake (2014), where she shows pokies in the pool, Horrible Bosses 2 (2014), where she gets into her undies again as the horny dentist on a rampage, then she showed cleavage as the former pageant queen in Dumplin' (2018), and kept her pokie tradition alive and well in the 2020s with her leading role on the Apple TV+ series The Morning Show. In the latter, Jen has been racking up plenty of award nominations for her work as the news person who everyone looks forward to seeing first thing in the morning. So far she has a Golden Globe and Emmy Nominations for her work as the leading actress on the series and even took home the Screen Actors Guild Award for Best Female Actor in a Drama series. Aniston must have been beyond excited to be taking home such a prestigious award because she was showing some of the most serious pokies in the history of award shows during her acceptance speech and it was enough to prove that sexy doesn't end at any age because we certainly took notice. But nothing tops being one of Mr. Skin's Top Ten Scenes of the Year, which the actress earned when her The Morning Show character Alex Levy finally bared some bedroom boobage in the show's third season. The best part of waking up is seeing Jennifer's jugs!
Now that she's on the other side of 50, she's still one of the most bankable star in Hollywood, still one of the sexiest, and still makes you crane your neck whenever she walks onto your screen. Here's to you Jennifer Aniston, a tip of the cap, a semi-chubby at the mere sight of you on screen, and despite only having two nude scenes in your impressive resume, Jen is still one of the top searches that pop-up when people type in "Jennifer Topless" in their search engines at home. That is legend status and we salute you!
