Since Tatiana Abbey seems more intent on becoming a director than actress, allow us to be direct. Her tits are incredible and we can't stop looking at them. Great, now that that's our of the way, onto the biography. Tatiana was born in France, although her ethnicity involves both Russian and Native American backgrounds. While she was always into photography, after graduating from NYU she had a brief NYC based acting career, starting with 1990's Le corset. Two years later, Tatiana landed her breakout role in the blockbuster The Royal Tenenbaums (2001). You know the quirky Wes Anderson classic about a dysfunctional family, but you have probably always wondered who the perfect ten with them bomb titties who shows up in the beginning is. Yes, in spite of the fact that Ms. Abbey had nary a line in the film, she definitely had the most impressive performance, flashing her tits as the Parisian lesbian lover of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Margot. The two make out for a brief instant and although the shot is less-than-lengthy and Gwyneth kept herself covered up, we goo'd all over ourselves thinking about what Tatiana and the Goop founder might have done when the cameras stopped rolling. Tatiana's acting career lasted only two more films: Escape Artists (2005) and Ballada (2006), before she bailed on acting and started picking up directing credits in stuff like 2B (2009) and How to Seduce Difficult Women (2009). These days, often going by Tatiana Abbey Chartier, Tatiana is all over the place. She teaches yoga, baby massage, and does all sorts of work for women's charities. We wish she'd go back to flashing her rack on screen. They might not be huge like DD's, but we can't get enough of those Abbey cups!
